Current Events > It was "daddy wake-up". My son demanded "coh-kah"

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Starmieketone 04/16/20 8:04:36 PM #1:	With his breakfast. I had no idea whatsoever what he meant. Apparently, in his particular argot, it means coca-cola. This boy horrified me. He is almost three, yet already loves coh-kah, peppe and ritos. If we eventually buy a house with a basement, I daresay he will never wish to leave it. Edit: A note for the aspiring Doctor Spocks swarming into this topic. He has tasted soft drink and junk food extremely rarely. Thus why I was unable to understand what he was requesting, while I am, for example, able to understand I won berre-noee bah goy, when he wishes me to put a Spider-Man cartoon on the television. --- Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate. <cite>Starmieketone posted [p:937538120] in It was &qu... [t:78591774]...</cite> <quote>With his breakfast. I had no idea whatsoever what he meant. Apparently, in his particular argot, it means coca-cola. This boy horrified me. He is almost three, yet already loves coh-kah, peppe and ritos. If we eventually buy a house with a basement, I daresay he will never wish to leave it. Edit: A note for the aspiring Doctor Spocks swarming into this topic. He has tasted soft drink and junk food extremely rarely. Thus why I was unable to understand what he was requesting, while I am, for example, able to understand I won berre-noee bah goy, when he wishes me to put a Spider-Man cartoon on the television. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TerrifyingRei 04/16/20 8:05:02 PM #2:	k --- No faith in them, no faith in us. No fix for lifelong distrust. No faith in you, no faith in me. I gauge our fate on history. <cite>TerrifyingRei posted [p:937538145] in It was &qu... [t:78591774]...</cite> <quote>k </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doe 04/16/20 8:05:26 PM #3:	please don't addict your kid to soda so early. --- This signature won't be changed until at least one out of Astrograph Sorcerer, Double-Iris Magician, Performapal Monkeyboard or Electrumite is unbanned. 2/15/20 <cite>Doe posted [p:937538163] in It was &qu... [t:78591774]...</cite> <quote>please don't addict your kid to soda so early. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kazi1212 04/16/20 8:05:35 PM #4:	NEET in the making --- My mind is an open book, do you find it entertaining? At least be original in your responses then. "Don't call me a God, call me a Sadist" <cite>Kazi1212 posted [p:937538173] in It was &qu... [t:78591774]...</cite> <quote>NEET in the making </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 04/16/20 8:06:05 PM #5:	That is entirely on his parents. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:937538202] in It was &qu... [t:78591774]...</cite> <quote>That is entirely on his parents. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryuko_Chan 04/16/20 8:06:32 PM #6:	Doe posted... please don't addict your kid to soda so early. --- https://i.imgtc.com/LCLKlZX.gif Life Fiber Kamui SENKETSU! <cite>Ryuko_Chan posted [p:937538227] in It was &qu... [t:78591774]...</cite> <quote>Doe posted... </cite> <quote>please don't addict your kid to soda so early.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 04/16/20 8:07:50 PM #7:	Sounds like your fault homeboy --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/M8h2ATe https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:937538291] in It was &qu... [t:78591774]...</cite> <quote>Sounds like your fault homeboy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 04/16/20 8:09:51 PM #8:	What a great Tik Tok dad. It's kind of a great thing that now you can spend 24 hours with the lil guy. No distractions like work or school to get in the way. --- Maketh thy Countries Greateth Again don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:937538397] in It was &qu... [t:78591774]...</cite> <quote>What a great Tik Tok dad. It's kind of a great thing that now you can spend 24 hours with the lil guy. No distractions like work or school to get in the way. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Starmieketone 04/16/20 8:12:34 PM #10:	Doe posted... please don't addict your kid to soda so early. My dear boy, with just a few more assumptions, you could begin your very own mathematical proof. He has been given those things very rarely indeed. However, he has a working memory, and he remembers what he enjoys. --- Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate. <cite>Starmieketone posted [p:937538557] in It was &qu... [t:78591774]...</cite> <quote>Doe posted... </cite> <quote>please don't addict your kid to soda so early.</quote> My dear boy, with just a few more assumptions, you could begin your very own mathematical proof. He has been given those things very rarely indeed. However, he has a working memory, and he remembers what he enjoys. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Starmieketone 04/16/20 8:14:07 PM #11:	Dark_SilverX posted... What a great Tik Tok dad. It's kind of a great thing that now you can spend 24 hours with the lil guy. No distractions like work or school to get in the way. Considering I have been working from home since shutdown began, this has been a mixed blessing. --- Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate. <cite>Starmieketone posted [p:937538639] in It was &qu... [t:78591774]...</cite> <quote>Dark_SilverX posted... </cite> <quote>What a great Tik Tok dad. It's kind of a great thing that now you can spend 24 hours with the lil guy. No distractions like work or school to get in the way. </quote>Considering I have been working from home since shutdown began, this has been a mixed blessing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spellcaster 04/16/20 8:15:03 PM #12:	Doe posted... please don't addict your kid to soda so early. For the love of SBallen this --- steals your goats <cite>Spellcaster posted [p:937538689] in It was &qu... [t:78591774]...</cite> <quote>Doe posted... </cite> <quote>please don't addict your kid to soda so early.</quote> For the love of SBallen this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Oshawottownage 04/16/20 8:16:00 PM #13:	Giving young children soda more then very sparingly is child abuse honestly --- I am definitely not an alt. Official oshawott of the 3DS board <cite>Oshawottownage posted [p:937538742] in It was &qu... [t:78591774]...</cite> <quote>Giving young children soda more then very sparingly is child abuse honestly </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Starmieketone 04/16/20 8:18:09 PM #15:	Oshawottownage posted... Giving young children soda more then very sparingly is child abuse honestly Once again, as the saying goes when you make assumptions, you are sticking your ass in the sump. Please read the entire thread before commenting, my dear boy. --- Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate. <cite>Starmieketone posted [p:937538855] in It was &qu... [t:78591774]...</cite> <quote>Oshawottownage posted... </cite> <quote>Giving young children soda more then very sparingly is child abuse honestly</quote>Once again, as the saying goes when you make assumptions, you are sticking your ass in the sump. Please read the entire thread before commenting, my dear boy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Oshawottownage 04/16/20 8:19:00 PM #16:	Starmieketone posted... Once again, as the saying goes when you make assumptions, you are sticking your ass in the sump. Please read the entire thread before commenting, my dear boy. Oh I did. Just making a general comment. --- I am definitely not an alt. Official oshawott of the 3DS board <cite>Oshawottownage posted [p:937538903] in It was &qu... [t:78591774]...</cite> <quote>Starmieketone posted... </cite> <quote>Once again, as the saying goes when you make assumptions, you are sticking your ass in the sump. Please read the entire thread before commenting, my dear boy.</quote> Oh I did. Just making a general comment. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 04/16/20 8:22:13 PM #17:	hnjjjjjjjjjjmccccccccccccccccccccccvgf ^ That was from my cat walking on my keyboard --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:937539084] in It was &qu... [t:78591774]...</cite> <quote>hnjjjjjjjjjjmccccccccccccccccccccccvgf ^ That was from my cat walking on my keyboard </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
malenz 04/16/20 8:22:52 PM #18:	Aren't you supposed to NOT give children caffeinated drinks? --- Then by that logic, real men are pixies. <cite>malenz posted [p:937539126] in It was &qu... [t:78591774]...</cite> <quote>Aren't you supposed to NOT give children caffeinated drinks? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pancake 04/16/20 8:25:16 PM #19:	is that you, mr. the creep? --- https://imgur.com/u1wgDDH <cite>Pancake posted [p:937539257] in It was &qu... [t:78591774]...</cite> <quote>is that you, mr. the creep?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Starmieketone 04/16/20 8:28:49 PM #20:	Pancake posted... is that you, mr. the creep? Every man and his dog is aware that The Creep left GameFAQs many years ago and never returned. Any rumours of his second coming are just that, rumours. The Creep only ever came the once. I am simply Starmieketone and I am wild. Additionally, The Creep should be capitalised, since his title is a proper noun. --- Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate. <cite>Starmieketone posted [p:937539474] in It was &qu... [t:78591774]...</cite> <quote>Pancake posted... </cite> <quote>is that you, mr. the creep?</quote> Every man and his dog is aware that The Creep left GameFAQs many years ago and never returned. Any rumours of his second coming are just that, rumours. The Creep only ever came the once. I am simply Starmieketone and I am wild. Additionally, The Creep should be capitalised, since his title is a proper noun. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bad_Mojo 04/16/20 8:30:54 PM #21:	My nephew is 17 months now and kept going into his room and saying Hi to someone in his closet. His mom went in there, freaking out about ghosts, and found he was saying hi to the baby on the diaper box --- https://i.imgtc.com/hQ5SuG6.gif https://i.imgtc.com/QrhAq36.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Yjov9DU.gif <cite>Bad_Mojo posted [p:937539591] in It was &qu... [t:78591774]...</cite> <quote>My nephew is 17 months now and kept going into his room and saying Hi to someone in his closet. His mom went in there, freaking out about ghosts, and found he was saying hi to the baby on the diaper box </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pancake 04/16/20 8:33:21 PM #22:	sorry sorry. The Creep. --- https://imgur.com/u1wgDDH <cite>Pancake posted [p:937539728] in It was &qu... [t:78591774]...</cite> <quote>sorry sorry. The Creep.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 04/16/20 8:40:30 PM #25:	Bad_Mojo posted... My nephew is 17 months now and kept going into his room and saying Hi to someone in his closet. His mom went in there, freaking out about ghosts, and found he was saying hi to the baby on the diaper box lol, that's pretty funny --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:937540213] in It was &qu... [t:78591774]...</cite> <quote>Bad_Mojo posted... </cite> <quote>My nephew is 17 months now and kept going into his room and saying Hi to someone in his closet. His mom went in there, freaking out about ghosts, and found he was saying hi to the baby on the diaper box </quote>lol, that's pretty funny </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 04/16/20 8:42:49 PM #26:	I ruined my cousin by giving him soda when he was a baby. My aunt was only feeding him healthy food and trying to make him vegetarian. I gave him a sip of my soda. Changed his fucking world. She was mad for a long time. --- https://imgur.com/vDci4hD <cite>Ivynn posted [p:937540383] in It was &qu... [t:78591774]...</cite> <quote>I ruined my cousin by giving him soda when he was a baby. My aunt was only feeding him healthy food and trying to make him vegetarian. I gave him a sip of my soda. Changed his fucking world. She was mad for a long time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Esrac 04/16/20 10:11:02 PM #27:	My daughter is six and just recently developed a taste for soda. It's always been water, milk, or juice until recently. Still just give her a small sip of soda now and then. I have never been a big soda drinker, but I recently developed a weakness for Diet Dr Pepper. <cite>Esrac posted [p:937545232] in It was &qu... [t:78591774]...</cite> <quote>My daughter is six and just recently developed a taste for soda. It's always been water, milk, or juice until recently. Still just give her a small sip of soda now and then. I have never been a big soda drinker, but I recently developed a weakness for Diet Dr Pepper. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Starmieketone 04/16/20 10:17:04 PM #28:	malenz posted... Aren't you supposed to NOT give children caffeinated drinks? He developed a taste for it after minesweeping almost-empty glasses. His hillbilly ancestors on my fathers mothers side would be proud. If the trend continues, when he is older he shall keep a packet of winfield reds rolled into the sleeve of his UFC t-shirt and consider VB to be pure ambrosia. --- Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate. <cite>Starmieketone posted [p:937545521] in It was &qu... [t:78591774]...</cite> <quote>malenz posted... </cite> <quote>Aren't you supposed to NOT give children caffeinated drinks?</quote> He developed a taste for it after minesweeping almost-empty glasses. His hillbilly ancestors on my fathers mothers side would be proud. If the trend continues, when he is older he shall keep a packet of winfield reds rolled into the sleeve of his UFC t-shirt and consider VB to be pure ambrosia. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bobaban 04/16/20 10:34:54 PM #29:	Ivynn posted... I ruined my cousin by giving him soda when he was a baby. My aunt was only feeding him healthy food and trying to make him vegetarian. I gave him a sip of my soda. Changed his fucking world. She was mad for a long time. nah you improved it. Soda is amazing in moderation <cite>bobaban posted [p:937546378] in It was &qu... [t:78591774]...</cite> <quote>Ivynn posted... </cite> <quote>I ruined my cousin by giving him soda when he was a baby. My aunt was only feeding him healthy food and trying to make him vegetarian. I gave him a sip of my soda. Changed his fucking world. She was mad for a long time.</quote> nah you improved it. Soda is amazing in moderation </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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