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Beveren_Rabbit 04/15/20 12:50:23 AM #1:	https://nypost.com/2018/06/20/hey-perverts-stop-talking-about-elastigirls-butt/ The sequel to 2004s animated hit Incredibles, about a family with superpowers, puts a woman supermom Elastigirl in the spotlight. Her husband stays home while she jets off to save the world. Shes a total badass. Unfortunately, the world is fixated on her thicc ass instead. Since the film hit theaters on Friday, social-media users have flooded Twitter and Instagram with memes of Elastigirls juicy behind. Theyve overlaid stills of her hourglass figure with wisecracks to the tune of: The real reason your man wants to see Incredibles 2, or Elastigirl been thick since 2004. Even New Yorker critic Anthony Lane brought up the heros body in his review. Beholding her outfit as tight as a second skin he compares her to Anastasia Steele from Fifty Shades of Grey and envisions a male theatergoers physiological response: Daddy just rested his cooling soda firmly in his lap and, like Mr. Incredible, tried very hard to think of algebra. Seriously, guys? Youre slobbering over a childrens cartoon character? She may be shaped like Kim Kardashian and coated in latex (also, often, like Kim Kardashian), but shes still a cartoon. Its worth noting that the films animation team is almost entirely male. That would explain why Helen Parr, Elastigirls non-superhero self, wears baggy clothes just your run-of-the-mill mom. But when she slides on her superhero get-up, shes all curves. Its almost as if Elastigirl gets her powers from her feminine figure. What woman would sign off on that? The design team may have objectified her, but the writers didnt: Elastigirl is courageous, cunning and competent. And, men of the internet, you shouldnt, either. Elastigirl may be imaginary, but real girls and women are reading your gross comments. And were not impressed. --- flops <cite>Beveren_Rabbit posted [p:937424353] in Hey perver... [t:78584631]...</cite> <quote>https://nypost.com/2018/06/20/hey-perverts-stop-talking-about-elastigirls-butt/ <quote>The sequel to 2004s animated hit Incredibles, about a family with superpowers, puts a woman supermom Elastigirl in the spotlight. Her husband stays home while she jets off to save the world. Shes a total badass. Unfortunately, the world is fixated on her thicc ass instead. Since the film hit theaters on Friday, social-media users have flooded Twitter and Instagram with memes of Elastigirls juicy behind. Theyve overlaid stills of her hourglass figure with wisecracks to the tune of: The real reason your man wants to see Incredibles 2, or Elastigirl been thick since 2004. Even New Yorker critic Anthony Lane brought up the heros body in his review. Beholding her outfit as tight as a second skin he compares her to Anastasia Steele from Fifty Shades of Grey and envisions a male theatergoers physiological response: Daddy just rested his cooling soda firmly in his lap and, like Mr. Incredible, tried very hard to think of algebra. Seriously, guys? Youre slobbering over a childrens cartoon character? She may be shaped like Kim Kardashian and coated in latex (also, often, like Kim Kardashian), but shes still a cartoon. Its worth noting that the films animation team is almost entirely male. That would explain why Helen Parr, Elastigirls non-superhero self, wears baggy clothes just your run-of-the-mill mom. But when she slides on her superhero get-up, shes all curves. Its almost as if Elastigirl gets her powers from her feminine figure. What woman would sign off on that? The design team may have objectified her, but the writers didnt: Elastigirl is courageous, cunning and competent. And, men of the internet, you shouldnt, either. Elastigirl may be imaginary, but real girls and women are reading your gross comments. And were not impressed.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 04/15/20 12:51:28 AM #2:	Where are the pics? --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:937424418] in Hey perver... [t:78584631]...</cite> <quote>Where are the pics? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MT_TRAEH 04/15/20 12:52:14 AM #3:	they shouldn't have included her or her butt in the film --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. Happiness or sadness, victory or defeat, pleasure or pain, it will pass. <cite>MT_TRAEH posted [p:937424441] in Hey perver... [t:78584631]...</cite> <quote>they shouldn't have included her or her butt in the film </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
1337toothbrush 04/15/20 12:56:56 AM #4:	No butts allowed. --- https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/261-politics/78252375/931554955 https://imgur.com/a/FU9H8 - https://imgur.com/ZkQRDsR - https://imgur.com/2x2gtgP <cite>1337toothbrush posted [p:937424624] in Hey perver... [t:78584631]...</cite> <quote>No butts allowed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nacen 04/15/20 1:14:48 AM #5:	Nah, I'm good --- About:Blank <cite>Nacen posted [p:937425264] in Hey perver... [t:78584631]...</cite> <quote>Nah, I'm good </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
E32005 04/15/20 1:15:49 AM #6:	Beveren_Rabbit posted... flops --- https://imgur.com/LAvnefi <cite>E32005 posted [p:937425289] in Hey perver... [t:78584631]...</cite> <quote>Beveren_Rabbit posted...</cite> <quote>flops </quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 04/15/20 1:52:42 AM #7:	Beveren_Rabbit posted... And, men of the internet, you shouldnt, either. Elastigirl may be imaginary, but real girls and women are reading your gross comments. And were not impressed. Wow. No one asked. Like, maybe, if y'all weren't bitching all the time and assuming we kare, more fucks would be given. Get bent. --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:937426472] in Hey perver... [t:78584631]...</cite> <quote>Beveren_Rabbit posted... </cite> <quote>And, men of the internet, you shouldnt, either. Elastigirl may be imaginary, but real girls and women are reading your gross comments. And were not impressed.</quote> Wow. No one asked. Like, maybe, if y'all weren't bitching all the time and assuming we kare, more fucks would be given. Get bent. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SH_expert44 04/15/20 1:54:15 AM #8:	People who get upset over people who lust after a cartoon, are just as bad as people who lust over a cartoon. Its not real. --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://imgur.com/nhHkg9L https://imgur.com/A3kur0P <cite>SH_expert44 posted [p:937426520] in Hey perver... [t:78584631]...</cite> <quote>People who get upset over people who lust after a cartoon, are just as bad as people who lust over a cartoon. Its not real. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trappedunderice 04/15/20 1:54:18 AM #9:	People that get off to cartoons are fucking weird. <cite>trappedunderice posted [p:937426525] in Hey perver... [t:78584631]...</cite> <quote>People that get off to cartoons are fucking weird. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
1337toothbrush 04/15/20 2:10:34 AM #10:	People that respond to text messages are fucking weird. --- https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/261-politics/78252375/931554955 https://imgur.com/a/FU9H8 - https://imgur.com/ZkQRDsR - https://imgur.com/2x2gtgP <cite>1337toothbrush posted [p:937427051] in Hey perver... [t:78584631]...</cite> <quote>People that respond to text messages are fucking weird. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AssGender 04/15/20 2:12:14 AM #11:	1337toothbrush posted... No butts allowed. butt why? --- Ecce homo qui est faba.Ecce homo qui est faba. Vale homo qui est faba, qui est faba, qui est faba <cite>AssGender posted [p:937427107] in Hey perver... [t:78584631]...</cite> <quote>1337toothbrush posted... </cite> <quote>No butts allowed.</quote>butt why? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SMAP- 04/15/20 2:14:19 AM #12:	Welcome to 2 years ago? --- sigless user <cite>SMAP- posted [p:937427173] in Hey perver... [t:78584631]...</cite> <quote>Welcome to 2 years ago? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AmericaTheBrave 04/15/20 2:25:02 AM #13:	Respect women Respect Elastigirl --- https://imgur.com/Asq1ds6 <cite>AmericaTheBrave posted [p:937427530] in Hey perver... [t:78584631]...</cite> <quote>Respect women Respect Elastigirl </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssjevot 04/15/20 2:27:53 AM #14:	America has the absolute weirdest hangups over sexuality. But man violence, what harm comes from that? --- Favorite Games: BlazBlue: Central Fiction, Street Fighter III: Third Strike, Bayonetta, Bloodborne thats a username you habe - chuckyhacksss <cite>ssjevot posted [p:937427648] in Hey perver... [t:78584631]...</cite> <quote>America has the absolute weirdest hangups over sexuality. But man violence, what harm comes from that? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThePrinceFish 04/15/20 2:28:48 AM #15:	If Elastigirl wants to have a fat ass the feminist position would be to let her have it tbh --- Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear. <cite>ThePrinceFish posted [p:937427686] in Hey perver... [t:78584631]...</cite> <quote>If Elastigirl wants to have a fat ass the feminist position would be to let her have it tbh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pfh1001 04/15/20 3:02:20 AM #16:	According to the author, a feminine figure is a bad thing now? Jesus fucking Christ, bitchy idiots like this make humanity seem like a mistake. <cite>pfh1001 posted [p:937428693] in Hey perver... [t:78584631]...</cite> <quote>According to the author, a feminine figure is a bad thing now? Jesus fucking Christ, bitchy idiots like this make humanity seem like a mistake.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Elmer_Glue 04/15/20 3:13:45 AM #17:	no pics/10, here ya go: <cite>Elmer_Glue posted [p:937429023] in Hey perver... [t:78584631]...</cite> <quote>no pics/10, here ya go: </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apocalyptic_4 04/15/20 3:16:14 AM #18:	Respec 0101001 --- XBL: Mrpicardbottoms <cite>apocalyptic_4 posted [p:937429074] in Hey perver... [t:78584631]...</cite> <quote>Respec 0101001 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
refmon 04/15/20 3:27:24 AM #19:	Elmer_Glue posted... no pics/10, here ya go: oh my --- If you read this signature, then that meant that I had control of what you read for 5 SECONDS!! <cite>refmon posted [p:937429332] in Hey perver... [t:78584631]...</cite> <quote>Elmer_Glue posted... </cite> <quote>no pics/10, here ya go: </quote>oh my </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HBOSS 04/15/20 3:38:43 AM #20:	2018. nypost. the outrage. elasthicc girl, of course. only a booty and figure like that gets attention that unites everybody to love and hate each other over it --- You don't stop playing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop playing <cite>HBOSS posted [p:937429643] in Hey perver... [t:78584631]...</cite> <quote>2018. nypost. the outrage. elasthicc girl, of course. only a booty and figure like that gets attention that unites everybody to love and hate each other over it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReturnOfThaJedi 04/15/20 3:47:34 AM #21:	Lil homie know whats good --- https://vine.co/v/OnxDJZlq5nF #1 RWBY Superfan <cite>ReturnOfThaJedi posted [p:937429874] in Hey perver... [t:78584631]...</cite> <quote>Lil homie know whats good </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rika_Furude 04/15/20 3:54:31 AM #22:	Sjws are uneducated trash tier for even caring about this --- https://imgur.com/oQHLBrx https://imgur.com/ah5IE8D https://imgur.com/USV84z9 https://imgur.com/PSjlohO <cite>Rika_Furude posted [p:937430025] in Hey perver... [t:78584631]...</cite> <quote>Sjws are uneducated trash tier for even caring about this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Scarecrow 04/15/20 3:55:44 AM #23:	Elmer_Glue posted... no pics/10, here ya go: Gat dayum --- https://soundcloud.com/cameron-jackson-19995732/kneecaps https://soundcloud.com/cameron-jackson-19995732/broke-boy-chronicle-1 Check out these fire tracks <cite>The_Scarecrow posted [p:937430048] in Hey perver... [t:78584631]...</cite> <quote>Elmer_Glue posted... </cite> <quote>no pics/10, here ya go: </quote> Gat dayum </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GameboyTroy 04/15/20 4:24:50 AM #24:	Elmer_Glue posted... no pics/10, here ya go: Nice. --- Goldeneye FC 5365-5518-3504 alt FC 3899-7748-6731; MKWii FC 4253-8089-9160 <cite>GameboyTroy posted [p:937430647] in Hey perver... [t:78584631]...</cite> <quote>Elmer_Glue posted... </cite> <quote>no pics/10, here ya go: </quote>Nice. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
1337toothbrush 04/15/20 10:39:17 AM #25:	Elmer_Glue posted... no pics/10, here ya go: Noooooooooooo!! You can't find cartoons attractive! They're not even real! They're made out of pixelerinos noooooooooooooooo!! --- https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/261-politics/78252375/931554955 https://imgur.com/a/FU9H8 - https://imgur.com/ZkQRDsR - https://imgur.com/2x2gtgP <cite>1337toothbrush posted [p:937441141] in Hey perver... [t:78584631]...</cite> <quote>Elmer_Glue posted... </cite> <quote>no pics/10, here ya go: </quote>Noooooooooooo!! You can't find cartoons attractive! They're not even real! They're made out of pixelerinos noooooooooooooooo!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 04/15/20 10:41:38 AM #26:	--- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:937441255] in Hey perver... [t:78584631]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 04/15/20 10:45:46 AM #27:	"Stop looking at the curvaceous good looking woman in a that skin tight suit." Most of the same women who complain about this sort of stuff ogle good looking men. --- https://imgur.com/hslUvRN When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:937441436] in Hey perver... [t:78584631]...</cite> <quote>"Stop looking at the curvaceous good looking woman in a that skin tight suit." Most of the same women who complain about this sort of stuff ogle good looking men. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FortuneCookie 04/15/20 11:08:58 AM #30:	Her daughter is hotter... in rule 34 pics which age her up. <_< --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:937442528] in Hey perver... [t:78584631]...</cite> <quote>Her daughter is hotter... in rule 34 pics which age her up. <_< </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 04/15/20 11:09:44 AM #31:	FortuneCookie posted... Her daughter is hotter... in rule 34 pics which age her up. <_< Horrible taste --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:937442576] in Hey perver... [t:78584631]...</cite> <quote>FortuneCookie posted... </cite> <quote>Her daughter is hotter... in rule 34 pics which age her up. <_<</quote>Horrible taste </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fhqwhgads 04/15/20 11:37:58 AM #32:	refmon posted... oh my --- Everybody to the Limit you can't bxzwlads the fhqwhgads~spudger <cite>fhqwhgads posted [p:937443975] in Hey perver... [t:78584631]...</cite> <quote>refmon posted... </cite> <quote>oh my</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fhqwhgads 04/15/20 11:38:21 AM #33:	Turbam posted... Oh my --- Everybody to the Limit you can't bxzwlads the fhqwhgads~spudger <cite>fhqwhgads posted [p:937443996] in Hey perver... [t:78584631]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite> <quote></quote>Oh my </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 04/15/20 11:49:48 AM #34:	imagine the farts --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:937444560] in Hey perver... [t:78584631]...</cite> <quote>imagine the farts </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 04/15/20 12:16:02 PM #35:	So, uh, is there any ruahem science of Elastigirl being... explored... by Monkey D Luffy, Dhalsim, Mr Fantastic, Plasticman, and Stretch Armstrong? Maybe even Werehog Sonic? If not, I think this is a study worth researching. --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:937445856] in Hey perver... [t:78584631]...</cite> <quote>So, uh, is there any ruahem science of Elastigirl being... explored... by Monkey D Luffy, Dhalsim, Mr Fantastic, Plasticman, and Stretch Armstrong? Maybe even Werehog Sonic? If not, I think this is a study worth researching. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta_MAX 04/15/20 12:20:43 PM #36:	God damn she could get it anytime she wants it --- I'm Veggeta X's alt <cite>Veggeta_MAX posted [p:937446127] in Hey perver... [t:78584631]...</cite> <quote>God damn she could get it anytime she wants it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MonkeyBones23 04/15/20 12:28:15 PM #37:	Best part of the movie tbh --- We're a forest of lives, but we grow tall and wide. We'll never be cut down. <cite>MonkeyBones23 posted [p:937446543] in Hey perver... [t:78584631]...</cite> <quote>Best part of the movie tbh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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