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The time I got my scrotum caught in Teddy Ruxpin's mouth after my brother put his Peace Sells... but Who's Buying? tape in it.

I used to love shrimp. But one day I was at a friend's birthday party and there was a buffet that had all you can eat shrimp...I ate so much I just got sick of it and haven't touched the stuff since :<

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listening to The Offspring in my car seat

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When I was about 5 or 6 years old I had a dream where my family and I were riding a golf cart up the side of a mountain in the desert and then ended up being chased through a maze by a cardboard cutout of a gremlin. Many years later I would go to a maze that seemed exactly like the one from that dream. I'm sure it's just my memory retroactively picturing the maze from my dream as the one I visited, but it's still always felt a little freaky to me.

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played tag. grabbed some bobs but ok since I am a kid.

Getting my 10 year old penis sucked by a 13 year old neighbor girl. Obviously didn't finish though.

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When I was a little kid I remember thinking about space and how big it is and suddenly I had an existential crisis and was freaking out and I screamed for my mom. And she came in and I tried to explain why I was upset but she didn't get it

Woke up the day before a trip to grandmas and my 5th birthday in the hallway to the vacuum cleaner running.

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