Current Events > Terrifying model shows what avid gamers could look like in just 20 years

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Darmik
04/06/20 6:53:55 AM
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To create Michael, the team looked at research reports looking into the physical effects of staying indoors, sat in a chair while staring at a screen.
The researchers explained: The visualisation shows that Michael has pale and pasty skin from years of being in artificial light and the result of lack of Vitamin D and B-12. He has stress-related eczema across his legs and arms and a permanently bent back from poor posture.
Heres a summary of Michaels key features, including a rare nail disorder, bloodshot eyes and even arthritis.
1. Head
Michael has painful bloodshot eyes due to extended periods of time staring at a screen.
The model also has an indent in his skull due to consistent, light pressure of wearing a gaming headset.
2. Hands
Unsurprisingly, years of gaming have had a detrimental effect on Michaels hands.
The model suffers from Onycholysis - a nail disorder caused by repetitive trauma such as tapping fingernails on a keyboard or controller causes the fingernail to loosen from its nail bed.
Meanwhile, Michael has built up ulcers and calluses on his fingers due to the repetitive strain injury of using controller.
3. Back and shoulders
Finally, Michael has developed a hunchback and rounded shoulders.
OnlineCasino.ca explained: A condition that slowly develops over time, a hyperextended neck, rounded shoulders and hunchback will start as a dull pain occasionally and work its way from your neck to your hands and back as the strains slowly create a bend in the neck which creates the hunchback.
This is caused by elongated periods of time sitting in uncomfortable positions without stretching or counteracting with regular exercise.
Based on the findings, the researchers are urging gamers to take proper breaks from their gaming sessions.


https://www.mirror.co.uk/tech/terrifying-model-show-what-avid-21820221


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Scotty_Rogers
04/06/20 6:55:12 AM
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How many cemen just felt their hearts skip a beat

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coh
04/06/20 6:56:12 AM
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I thought we were passed this level of fear mongering about gaming
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boxington
04/06/20 6:56:20 AM
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I don't need to wait 20 years

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Jagr_68
04/06/20 7:00:46 AM
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Lmfao notice the camel toe on ol' Mikey

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ColdOne666
04/06/20 7:05:59 AM
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Yikes

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Garioshi
04/06/20 7:06:12 AM
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They targeted gamers.

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FF_Redux
04/06/20 7:07:33 AM
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP
04/06/20 7:08:42 AM
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so basically anyone working all day in front of a PC in an office too?


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MT_TRAEH
04/06/20 7:29:15 AM
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boxington posted...
I don't need to wait 20 years


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Biscotti
04/06/20 7:50:24 AM
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Oh.

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DrizztLink
04/06/20 7:51:44 AM
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Noraneko_Vel
04/06/20 8:17:47 AM
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And this makes gamers different from generic office workers...how?

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
04/06/20 8:21:07 AM
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This is a reality that exists now with some people who dont do shot, they are called NEETs.

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Noraneko_Vel
04/06/20 8:28:36 AM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
This is a reality that exists now with some people who dont do shot, they are called NEETs.

Just saying, but you shouldn't be making fun of neets during these times, you'll likely become one yourself soon. Hell, you probably already are one.

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Awesome
04/06/20 8:34:29 AM
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Lol jokes on them i look like that already

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Ranlom
04/06/20 8:36:04 AM
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This Lester the Unlikely remake is looking pretty rough

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Aki_Sora
04/06/20 8:36:55 AM
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Lol
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Fossil
04/06/20 9:04:27 AM
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Noraneko_Vel posted...
Just saying, but you shouldn't be making fun of neets during these times, you'll likely become one yourself soon. Hell, you probably already are one.
Neets are an abomination to society
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KillerSlaw
04/06/20 9:05:22 AM
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Walking six miles every other day will cure this

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DevsBro
04/06/20 9:09:32 AM
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Also his arms have grown in length, we believe because we had him playing Donkey Kong over and over.

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DUKLegend
04/06/20 9:10:47 AM
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Hm

Playstation Thumb
Nintendo Arthritis
Carpal tunnel from playing M+KB

Article was written by XBox One player.
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DevsBro
04/06/20 9:12:45 AM
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DUKLegend posted...
Hm

Playstation Thumb
Nintendo Arthritis
Carpal tunnel from playing M+KB

Article was written by XBox One player.
- Eczema
- Pale skin
- Extreme confusion over where the X button goes

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thronedfire2
04/06/20 9:48:52 AM
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Wtf how did they get my picture

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The Trent
04/06/20 9:49:34 AM
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why does his shirt say future gamer instead of just gamer

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ThyCorndog
04/06/20 9:51:16 AM
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04/06/20 9:51:20 AM
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Alucard188
04/06/20 9:52:59 AM
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I thought I was going to be witnessing a hit piece from the early 2000s. t
This was posted just today. They're still doing fear-mongering hit pieces in the year of our Lord 2020.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
04/06/20 11:29:56 AM
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@Noraneko_Vel

My job is essential and no I believe anyone should always call out these deadbeats, and leeches on society as most people who are out of work at this moment want to be at work.

NEETs are not the same as the people out of work due to coronavirus and you insult them by even comparing them to the dead weight of society.

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YookaLaylee
04/06/20 11:34:20 AM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
@Noraneko_Vel

most people who are out of work at this moment want to be at work.


You sound ignorant

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DezDroppedFreak
04/06/20 11:35:26 AM
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Godnorgosh posted...
Are people out of work due to coronavirus currently in education, employment or training? If not, then they are NEETs. If you don't like that they meet the literal definition then maybe you should question the sullying of that term.
bro that's pretty disingenuous to what an actual NEET is.

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sevihaimerej
04/06/20 11:35:50 AM
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Ew, glad I chose meth over gaming

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KBGiantsfan
04/06/20 11:41:14 AM
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So I'm 41, been working desk jobs the last 15+ years and playing video games since I was like 5 years old. Why aren't I all messed up like this?

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Paragon21XX
04/06/20 11:48:19 AM
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Darmik posted...
Researchers from OnlineCasino.ca

...what?
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Shotgunnova
04/06/20 12:32:00 PM
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Looks like a villain Wallace and Grommit should fight.

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TheBiggerWiggle
04/06/20 12:36:20 PM
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...
so basically anyone working all day in front of a PC in an office too?

This is exactly what I was going to post. With the exception of headphone indents and playstation thumb all of these ailments are applicable to office workers who sit in front of a computer 8 hours a day.

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Esrac
04/06/20 12:42:24 PM
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The next stage in human evolution.
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CapnMuffin
04/06/20 12:50:54 PM
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www.mirror.co.uk



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FL81
04/06/20 1:26:59 PM
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Darmik posted...
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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Vicious_Dios
04/06/20 1:28:56 PM
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This is how the Falmer were formed.

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SauI_Goodman
04/06/20 1:30:31 PM
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20 years? we're already there lmao

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TwoDoorPC
04/06/20 1:30:54 PM
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FL81 posted...
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.


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The Trent
04/06/20 2:02:57 PM
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time out
does it say
hairy ears: lack of air circulation
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Biscotti
04/06/20 2:03:14 PM
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It doesn't take 20 years. Takes about 3.

Damhik.

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Darmik
04/06/20 4:38:40 PM
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The Trent posted...
time out
does it say
hairy ears: lack of air circulation
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The headphones!

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04/06/20 4:40:25 PM
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