Poll of the Day > how to get lobotomy online

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OniRonin
04/05/20 2:10:40 PM
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digital lobotomy lowest price

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faramir77
04/05/20 3:04:17 PM
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Breitbart, Infowars, Rebel Media, Buzzfeed, and True North all already offer this service, what does yours provide that's so special?

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Playsaver
04/05/20 7:06:14 PM
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Anyone that sends TC money will have proved they don't need one, at which point TC's work is done.

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ParanoidObsessive
04/12/20 4:28:13 AM
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I am now suddenly reminded of learning back in my intro psych classes that the earliest lobotomies were basically done in the home, and the doctor would literally come over, rub cocaine on your eyelids as a local anesthetic, and then jam gold needles up through your eye sockets and just sort of twist them around until they sliced into the parts of the brain they were aiming for.
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wolfy42
04/12/20 4:30:25 AM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
I am now suddenly reminded of learning back in my intro psych classes that the earliest lobotomies were basically done in the home, and the doctor would literally come over, rub cocaine on your eyelids as a local anesthetic, and then jam gold needles up through your eye sockets and just sort of twist them around until they sliced into the parts of the brain they were aiming for.


Those were the days.

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captpackrat
04/12/20 12:52:21 PM
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How do doctors measure the effectiveness of a frontal lobotomy?

With a Phineas Gage.

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Yellow
04/12/20 12:55:14 PM
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I wonder if that part of the brain is still aware but just unable to communicate that it's been buried alive

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