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TeaMilk
04/05/20 2:21:06 AM
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http://www.kraftcanada.com/recipes/ritz-mock-apple-pie-83403

It uses boiled ritz crackers for the filling?? Theres a ton of copies of this on recipes.com too, is this common? Has anyone eaten this?

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MabusIncarnate
04/05/20 2:22:17 AM
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Stop asking questions if you know what's good for you

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pegusus123456
04/05/20 2:26:30 AM
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I'm pretty sure it's a Great Depression thing.

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TeaMilk
04/05/20 2:32:44 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
I'm pretty sure it's a Great Depression thing.
Oh that would make sense I guess >_>

I wonder how much it could possibly resemble apple filling though

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pegusus123456
04/05/20 2:58:13 AM
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Apparently most people can't tell it apart. The cracker is just filling, the flavor comes from cream of tartar. In fact, this article says all you need to get an apple flavor is sugar, water, and cream of tartar.
https://io9.gizmodo.com/how-chemistry-transforms-crackers-into-apple-pie-1682571873

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TeaMilk
04/05/20 7:34:24 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Apparently most people can't tell it apart. The cracker is just filling, the flavor comes from cream of tartar. In fact, this article says all you need to get an apple flavor is sugar, water, and cream of tartar.
https://io9.gizmodo.com/how-chemistry-transforms-crackers-into-apple-pie-1682571873
Huh, that's so weird... I didn't know cream of tartar had a fruity taste, I've only used it in very small quantities to stabilize meringues

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Rainbow_Dashing
04/05/20 9:59:28 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Apparently most people can't tell it apart. The cracker is just filling, the flavor comes from cream of tartar. In fact, this article says all you need to get an apple flavor is sugar, water, and cream of tartar.
https://io9.gizmodo.com/how-chemistry-transforms-crackers-into-apple-pie-1682571873
Cream of tartar is a crystallized acidic compound that is precipitated from wine, and used to be found in the bottoms of wine barrels
Its acidity also makes it a mix-in ingredient in baking powder which is basically baking soda with cream of tartar mixed in as an acid, so the the entire mixture foams the minute it hits liquid.

This blew my mind. Learned some new stuff from a stupid topic about making apple pie with freaking ritz crackers. Now I'm setting up to make this shit for tomorrow. I'll have to use fakeo crust instead of making my own however.


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TeaMilk
04/05/20 10:15:56 PM
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Rainbow_Dashing posted...
Now I'm setting up to make this shit for tomorrow. I'll have to use fakeo crust instead of making my own however.
Ooh definitely let us know how it turns out, I'm really curious

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HylianFox
04/05/20 10:28:42 PM
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but is it as American as the real thing

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KiwiTerraRizing
04/05/20 10:31:05 PM
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Apple pie is so sweet most people dont realize theres almost no apple flavor, its texture and sweetness that you like.

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TeaMilk
04/07/20 12:42:26 AM
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kingdrake2
04/07/20 1:02:54 AM
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fake apple pie.... is a no go.
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Rainbow_Dashing
04/07/20 1:04:08 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
@Rainbow_Dashing you end up making it?
I have to get ritz crackers and some fake crust, which may take tomorrow or wednesday honestly. But it will be made.

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Rainbow_Dashing
04/08/20 3:43:02 PM
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PIE IN OVEN I REPEAT PIE IN OVEN.

@TeaMilk

https://i.imgur.com/JxgZ5OG.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/LH62OBB.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/twd4t6G.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/lbIAo9p.jpg

Had to go terrible looking lattice.

@HylianFox @KiwiTerraRizing @kingdrake2 @MabusIncarnate @pegusus123456

Can confirm filling tastes pretty similar. It doesn't seem so bad. We'll see how it works out as a whole when it's done in about 40 minutes. I'll probably be making a new topic with a review on this thing.

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Rainbow_Dashing
04/08/20 3:44:28 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
@Rainbow_Dashing you end up making it?
@TeaMilk I don't think tagging you works so I quoted you so you could see, it'll be done in about an hour or so because I have to wait for it to cool.

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Alteres
04/08/20 3:45:49 PM
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Nice, remember the finished pics.

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HylianFox
04/08/20 3:51:17 PM
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huh, that actually looks exactly like applesauce

but pie filling is usually chunkier with actual slices

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Rainbow_Dashing
04/08/20 3:54:47 PM
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HylianFox posted...


but pie filling is usually chunkier with actual slices
While I added the crackers and crushed them in the boiling mixture it eerily looked like apple pie slices interestingly. Really the coloring came from t he cinnamon primarily. Lemon juice is used as the acidic thickener. This is gonna be interesting.

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Rainbow_Dashing
04/08/20 4:23:37 PM
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pegusus123456
04/08/20 4:25:24 PM
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Looks kinda like dog food tbh

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Rainbow_Dashing
04/08/20 4:27:16 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Looks kinda like dog food tbh
This is why you don't lattice fake pies man. But I think that's the topping part that dried up.

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Questionmarktarius
04/08/20 4:29:11 PM
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HylianFox posted...
but is it as American as the real thing
It's a cheap imitation of a thing that was already unhealthy, so yeah.
All that's left, is to deep-fry it.
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Alteres
04/08/20 4:33:00 PM
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No egg wash, you heathen.

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Rainbow_Dashing
04/08/20 4:40:41 PM
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Alteres posted...
No egg wash, you heathen.
This is store brand crust, it already tastes horrible. If I was making it with my own homemade crust I totally would.

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skeleton
04/08/20 4:45:58 PM
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Rainbow_Dashing posted...
@TeaMilk I don't think tagging you works so I quoted you so you could see, it'll be done in about an hour or so because I have to wait for it to cool.
I'm warned lol

This is awesome, nice lattice tbh. Eagerly awaiting taste test results :D
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Rainbow_Dashing
04/08/20 5:44:40 PM
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skeleton posted...
I'm warned lol

This is awesome, nice lattice tbh. Eagerly awaiting taste test results :D

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/78558686
There's my review

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