Poll of the Day > How do you meet a girl on Tinder when Tinder gives them access to Chad?

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Cotton_Eye_Joe
03/23/20 4:41:11 PM
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Imagine being some chubby guy with a scraggly neckbeard and you go up to a girl and try to ask them out.

And then this male model with chiseled jaws and washboard abs starts flirting with her.

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blu
03/23/20 4:47:13 PM
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Like I did pretty well on tinder. Im not chubby or a scraggly neck beard though.

You just need to find your niche. I did pretty well with women who liked books and Harry Potter who were doing professional school or PhD candidates...no clue how I ended up with my current gf she was the first one I went out with that isnt going to end up with one of a MS/PhD/MD/JD. idk if shell ever even have a BS
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WastelandCowboy
03/23/20 5:07:21 PM
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Shave the neckbeard. Lose some weight. Flirt with girls first before asking out - dont just go for the kill.
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dedbus
03/24/20 2:45:56 AM
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If you're less than a 7 just become a trap and get the full ride dating scholarship from some other neck beard. 8 and 9.5 you might get some Chad 4.5 and below scraps in cases where he went to jail or moved away or a family member killed him for beating her.
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MrMelodramatic
03/24/20 3:03:15 AM
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Looks arent everything, even online. Im short and fat (54, 230lbs), and I had three successful dates on tinder, one ended with sex. Sure, that was over 6 months, but I also wasnt constantly trolling through profiles, so I think its a fair amount of responses (not to mention non-tinder dates I had).

Just be a chiller dude.
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Yellow
03/24/20 3:58:36 AM
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You were literally asking us if a pretty girl was fat on Tinder because your standards are too high, so you come here and bitch all day about how you can't get laid.

Here's how you use Tinder: message a fat girl and get laid if you're not autislic.

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wolfy42
03/24/20 4:05:08 AM
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Isolate them all from the Chad's with a virus and then live next to them.

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