Poll of the Day > Food for thought - the toilet paper hoarding is a mind control test.

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Judgmenl
03/22/20 10:12:12 PM
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The unnatural urge to hoard toilet paper was a result of government mind control experiments. Anyone who has hoarded toilet paper recently has succumbed to the government's mind control.

It's a conspiracy!

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SunWuKung420
03/22/20 10:21:52 PM
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Umm...it's not the TP.

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Fierce_Deity_08
03/22/20 11:51:32 PM
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The problem is there are no minds to control, people lost them ages ago.

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rjsilverthorn
03/22/20 11:52:59 PM
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So toilet paper is the new Catcher in the Rye?
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WhiskeyDisk
03/23/20 12:34:55 AM
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the math is simple. one person coughs, 6 people nearby shit their pants.

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Shadowbird_RH
03/23/20 1:27:03 AM
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I'd like to think I'm glad I'm not susceptable to their compulsions, but being so obviously resistant might make my existence inconvenient, or even a threat. I'll have to remain vigilant.

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