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VanananaHeyHey
03/21/20 2:02:50 PM
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I dunno, maaaan. I'm a master of linguistics and a former chatroom surfer and I've used similar tricks for both of things things' opposite purpose.

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Vicious_Dios
03/21/20 2:03:42 PM
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....heeey, gooooodbye!

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MabusIncarnate
03/21/20 2:04:25 PM
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Are you gonna send me the fucking pic or what?

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VanananaHeyHey
03/21/20 2:04:51 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
....heeey, gooooodbye!
:3

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VanananaHeyHey
03/21/20 2:19:19 PM
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I do actually have a pretty big uvula and, it's weird to say, I feel a little insecure about how short it looks in the picture I took. I haven't sent it yet and, like, I still dunno, man. I don't think I'm gonna.

The "goal" is to run a phonetics experiment based on uvula length. But we haven't spoken in over a decade. You can't run an experiment based on remembering someone's voice and a picture of the back of their throat. I'm suspicious of his methodology, CE.

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ZevLoveDOOM
03/21/20 2:19:41 PM
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uvula or gtfo.
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Dreepapult
03/21/20 2:51:13 PM
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He got a uvuvla fetish

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treewojima
03/21/20 2:52:46 PM
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I've seen your uvula, it's pretty hot
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Damn_Underscore
03/21/20 2:53:56 PM
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uvula pics lead to vulva pics
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VanananaHeyHey
03/21/20 3:04:25 PM
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Dreepapult posted...
He got a uvuvla fetish

Damn_Underscore posted...
uvula pics lead to vulva pics

See, that right is what I'm thinking are the goals.

treewojima posted...
I've seen your uvula
...nah, man.

ZevLoveDOOM posted...
uvula or gtfo.
I can make it click like a little robot or extendedly purr like a cat. :3

treewojima posted...
it's pretty hot
o i c wut u mean

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monkmith
03/21/20 3:06:21 PM
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mistype, they meant vulva...

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VanananaHeyHey
03/21/20 3:07:59 PM
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monkmith posted...
mistype, they meant vulva...
No, they specifically wrote out a weak-sauce experiment they said they wanted to conduct when I called them out on it. The obviously implausible explanation made it even creepier than if it had just been an outright request for nudes.

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monkmith
03/21/20 3:10:57 PM
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VanananaHeyHey posted...
No, they specifically wrote out a weak-sauce experiment they said they wanted to conduct when I called them out on it. The obviously implausible explanation made it even creepier than if it had just been an outright request for nudes.
well, then dont kink shame! quick search on google brought up dozens of uvula pictures, just use those...

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treewojima
03/21/20 3:11:59 PM
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I used my glasses-powered eagle eyes to zoom in to the back of your throat whenever you spoke. It dangled and danced so sensually
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VanananaHeyHey
03/21/20 3:13:13 PM
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monkmith posted...
well, then dont kink shame! quick search on google brought up dozens of uvula pictures, just use those...
If it is a kink, he'll have already have seen them and be able to tell. If it is for science, I'm skewing the results.

I'll kink shame whomever I please; it's muh right. Especially when they swagger up after a decade all "uv up?"

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IShall_Run_Amok
03/21/20 3:16:30 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puen3HM_5l4

warning: Takashi Miike

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monkmith
03/21/20 3:16:31 PM
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VanananaHeyHey posted...
If it is a kink, he'll have already have seen them and be able to tell. If it is for science, I'm skewing the results.

I'll kink shame whomever I please; it's muh right. Especially when they swagger up after a decade all "uv up?"
its not science, at least not any science that matters, because outside of school project data collection no one takes anonymous internet surveys seriously.

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Foppe
03/21/20 4:11:59 PM
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VanananaHeyHey
03/21/20 4:13:51 PM
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monkmith posted...
its not science, at least not any science that matters, because outside of school project data collection no one takes anonymous internet surveys seriously.
Yeah, don't I know it. I told him in my response that I question his methodology; and that self-reported pictures wouldn't be accurate reflections of measurements; and that he can't just make conjectures about vocal timbre and range based on what he 'remembers' about my voice and other people's voices. /facedamnpalm

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Ryven
03/21/20 4:17:33 PM
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I knew someone who had her uvula split in half by accident when she was a kid.

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VanananaHeyHey
03/21/20 4:21:22 PM
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Ryven posted...
I knew someone who had her uvula split in half by accident when she was a kid.
Holy shit. Did it affect her speech or ability to swallow?

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treewojima
03/21/20 4:22:38 PM
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I'm personally insulted that you didn't respond. Don't make me critique your bowling skills
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VanananaHeyHey
03/21/20 4:25:01 PM
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treewojima posted...
I'm personally insulted that you didn't respond. Don't make me critique your bowling skills
Ain't nothing you could say to critique them, boyyyyyy.

As for your glasses...
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