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Kitt
03/19/20 9:07:29 AM
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Or, after doing the deed, in most of you guy's case.
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Reis
03/19/20 9:07:53 AM
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I'll remember this for when I'm done with your mom tonight
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Jiek_Fafn
03/19/20 9:08:12 AM
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I usually go during so that I don't forget later.

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Kitt
03/19/20 9:09:08 AM
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Reis posted...
I'll remember this for when I'm done with your mom tonight

What's your number in line?
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Lost_All_Senses
03/19/20 9:09:50 AM
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How else am I gonna power wash the semen off the person?

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Kitt
03/19/20 9:12:11 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
How else am I gonna power wash the semen off the person?

Hawt
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WaterLink
03/19/20 9:12:43 AM
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That's why you just PIHB
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Parappa09
03/19/20 9:16:18 AM
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Reis posted...
I'll remember this for when I'm done with your mom tonight
damn son

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CasualGuy
03/19/20 9:19:28 AM
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You don't wanna wait and have your stream fork and go all over the wall

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Kitt
03/19/20 9:20:00 AM
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WaterLink posted...
That's why you just PIHB

What the hell does that mean?

*Google Search*

https://i.imgur.com/BhlST1S.gif
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Tyranthraxus
03/19/20 9:21:32 AM
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Fun fact. PIHB used to be a blocked word on GameFAQs.

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Tired-Insomniac
03/19/20 9:22:32 AM
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CasualGuy posted...
You don't wanna wait and have your stream fork and go all over the wall

I had this happen once where one stream went into the urinal but the other stream shot off and hit the part of my belt that was hanging and then went from my belt down to my pants

T_T

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WaterLink
03/19/20 9:32:04 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Fun fact. PIHB used to be a blocked word on GameFAQs.

And people started saying "plake" instead I believe. Fun times
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obeseexplosive
03/19/20 9:35:13 AM
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WaterLink posted...
And people started saying "plake" instead I believe. Fun times
Pee later after killing erection?

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SquantoZ
03/19/20 9:35:35 AM
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Reis posted...
I'll remember this for when I'm done with your mom tonight

Kitt posted...
What's your number in line?

the good thing about trains is you can just jump right in whenever you see an opening

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archedsoul
03/19/20 9:36:33 AM
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Is TC still hiding in his closet?

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ZeroX91
03/19/20 9:36:49 AM
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I like being able to pee in two urinals at once...

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SauI_Goodman
03/19/20 9:37:11 AM
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i always go before sex. i have found that a full bladder causes premature ejac.

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Ivynn
03/19/20 9:39:14 AM
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But what if you accidentally pee during sex and deed in the toilet

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Kitt
03/19/20 9:50:18 AM
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Ivynn posted...
But what if you accidentally pee during sex and deed in the toilet

Well now you have an interesting story to tell.
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SSJGrimReaper
03/19/20 9:54:16 AM
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Reis posted...
I'll remember this for when I'm done with your mom tonight

do you have the right about of melanin for momma kitt

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ffmasterjose
03/19/20 9:55:48 AM
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WaterLink posted...
That's why you just PIHB

It's an older board meme sir, but it checks out.

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au_gold
03/19/20 9:55:50 AM
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Reis posted...
I'll remember this for when I'm done with your mom tonight
https://i.imgur.com/Bpgnx1J.gifv

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bknight
03/19/20 9:56:14 AM
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Wait, isn't peeing in her butt part of sex?
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Kitt
03/19/20 9:59:30 AM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...


do you have the right about of melanin for momma kitt

Last I checked, you had first dibs on my mom. So at the very least Reis gets to enjoy your sloppy seconds (as usual).
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SSJGrimReaper
03/19/20 10:01:33 AM
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Reis only gets to watch from the corner

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Vengeance29
03/19/20 10:02:38 AM
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More like don't take a piss beforehand. Or at least, wipe it down after.

Girls get UTIs really easy and they get really shitty.
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Rypt
03/19/20 10:03:45 AM
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what happens if you don't TC
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Kitt
03/19/20 10:06:37 AM
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Rypt posted...
what happens if you don't TC

It can lead to all sorts nasty infections for women and with men there's bound to be... clogging.

In general, it's just a good way to clean yourself out.
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KillerKhan420
03/19/20 10:06:44 AM
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Rypt posted...
what happens if you don't TC

He's not being honest. The only time I heard it's needed is after anal sex, to clear out your urethra in case fecal matter got in there.

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SSJGrimReaper
03/19/20 10:09:22 AM
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Rypt posted...
what happens if you don't TC

you get cool dual pee streams like a spitting cobra

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