Poll of the Day > What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

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MICHALECOLE
03/18/20 5:08:32 PM
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Nobody has ever payed to watch a garbanzo bean
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darcandkharg31
03/18/20 5:12:44 PM
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One restores your energy and health and the other goes into soup.

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KJ StErOiDs
03/18/20 5:12:46 PM
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They're just different ways of saying the same thing, afaik.

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SunWuKung420
03/18/20 5:20:56 PM
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Nothing like good hummus.

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captpackrat
03/18/20 5:23:52 PM
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Trump never had a garbanzo bean on his face.

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Lil69Leo
03/18/20 5:30:32 PM
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captpackrat posted...
Trump never had a garbanzo bean on his face.

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Kyuubi4269
03/18/20 7:13:52 PM
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Idk, but they're both part of the garbaggio family. It's not poisonous but it may as well be.
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Far-Queue
03/18/20 7:22:05 PM
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Lmao

@Sarcasthma

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LinkPizza
03/18/20 8:00:58 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Nobody has ever payed to watch a garbanzo bean

You dont know what youre missing...
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Metalsonic66
03/18/20 8:02:36 PM
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom?

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darcandkharg31
03/18/20 8:04:29 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom?
You suck at being a pickpocket?

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MICHALECOLE
03/18/20 8:26:02 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom?
One steals your snatch and the other one is just hanging brain
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LinkPizza
03/18/20 8:38:37 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
One steals your snatch

How do they get it off?
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MICHALECOLE
03/18/20 8:51:14 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
How do they get it off?
Pressure and rhythm
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LinkPizza
03/18/20 8:52:30 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Pressure and rhythm

Wouldn't something sharp work better?
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Metalsonic66
03/18/20 9:32:39 PM
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What do you call someone who never farts in public?

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LinkPizza
03/18/20 9:39:31 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
What do you call someone who never farts in public?

Human...
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Metalsonic66
03/18/20 9:39:52 PM
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A Private Tutor!

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Sarcasthma
03/19/20 3:51:39 AM
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Far-Queue posted...
Lmao

@Sarcasthma
Oh jeez, this joke is a keeper.

@Far-Queue Thanks for bringing this to my attention.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
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MICHALECOLE
03/19/20 4:27:41 AM
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Wait what why are you thanking him no this isnt right
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Sarcasthma
03/19/20 4:28:49 AM
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You might own my soul, Michale, but youll never own my heart!

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
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Metalsonic66
03/19/20 6:54:10 PM
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What happened to the two antenna who met on a roof and decided to get married?

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Metalsonic66
03/19/20 7:16:56 PM
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The ceremony was nice but the reception was amazing!

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Sarcasthma
03/19/20 7:22:03 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
What happened to the two antenna who met on a roof and decided to get married?
They got married.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
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gguirao
03/27/20 4:11:44 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Nobody has ever payed to watch a garbanzo bean
10/10

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