Current Events > my dad just bought his mail-order ukranian bride home

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cavalierking
03/18/20 4:58:55 PM
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brought*

he's 59

she's 40 (?)

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sigh, desperately wanna move out, but haven't been able to find a job in months

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Feetish
03/18/20 4:59:41 PM
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cavalierking posted...
she's 40 (?)


Hes doing it all wrong.

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Kitt
03/18/20 5:00:01 PM
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Fake! Who would order a 40(?) y/o bride?
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Master_Happosai
03/18/20 5:00:04 PM
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Is she hot? Pics?
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obeseexplosive
03/18/20 5:05:48 PM
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Is your dad hot? Pics?

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FF_Redux
03/18/20 5:06:51 PM
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cavalierking
03/18/20 7:48:35 PM
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so if somebody comes over here for a visa, gets married for the citizenship, then divorces afterwards, do they get to keep their citizenship and/or visa?

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Sunburst
03/18/20 7:50:40 PM
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I think they have to stay married for a certain amount of time.

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JimCarrysToe
03/18/20 7:50:49 PM
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Are mail order grooms a thing?

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Blue_Inigo
03/18/20 7:54:19 PM
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She got a nice ass?

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dj1200
03/18/20 8:08:39 PM
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pics of your mail order mom pls

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dj1200
03/18/20 8:09:30 PM
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and 19 year age gap, whoa. your dad is killin the game. are you and her closer in age than her and your dad?

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De Evolution
03/18/20 8:09:57 PM
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Feetish posted...
Hes doing it all wrong.


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obeseexplosive
03/18/20 8:36:46 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
She got a nice ass?
Does your dad have a nice ass?

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Hexenherz
03/18/20 8:39:46 PM
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cavalierking posted...
so if somebody comes over here for a visa, gets married for the citizenship, then divorces afterwards, do they get to keep their citizenship and/or visa?
They get the visa *before* coming to the US. Once in the US, they have 90 days to get married. Once married they file for an adjustment of residence status. Once that's approved (can take many months), they get a temporary 2 year Permanent Resident status (the green card). Getting divorced during any of that can raise red flags and cause USCIS to scrutinize the marriage.

I will say that for any "older" (like... 30+) woman from Ukraine, Russia, Belarus, etc., getting married can be a very difficult prospect. So it's more likely than not she's actually just marrying to get married and not for the green card.

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dj1200
03/18/20 9:49:05 PM
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Well, if no pics, is she hot?

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ultimate reaver
03/18/20 9:50:49 PM
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How much did he pay for shipping

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cavalierking
03/20/20 11:05:20 PM
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my least favorite thing about her so far is easily this crazy food-wasting habit of hers

literally dumps plates that are still half-full straight into the trash

imagine growing up in a third/second-world country and somehow becoming somebody who has <i>zero</i> respect for food

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to her credit, though, my fake-ass dad has been cooking everyday in some sad/pathetic attempt to impress her and his cooking has always sucked


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kingdrake2
03/20/20 11:10:33 PM
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cavalierking posted...
my fake-ass dad has been cooking everyday in some sad/pathetic attempt to impress her and his cooking has always sucked


out of it all. if he gets something out of the sham marriage it will work out. as in possibly sexy time.
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