Current Events > My wife told me she wants to eat pizza while sitting on my face.

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LostForest 03/14/20 7:46:12 PM #1:	Be still my heart. --- http://dracanea.net <cite>LostForest posted [p:935681863] in My wife to... [t:78473527]...</cite> <quote>Be still my heart. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Keith_Valentine 03/14/20 7:48:19 PM #2:	Give it to her doggy style, and use her back as a table for your pizza. I have dreamed about this for years. <cite>Keith_Valentine posted [p:935681961] in My wife to... [t:78473527]...</cite> <quote>Give it to her doggy style, and use her back as a table for your pizza. I have dreamed about this for years. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brotrrwinner 03/14/20 7:54:23 PM #3:	At least she doesn't want to eat chipotle while sitting on your face --- September 21st, 2008 Never forget <cite>brotrrwinner posted [p:935682176] in My wife to... [t:78473527]...</cite> <quote>At least she doesn't want to eat chipotle while sitting on your face </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
inloveanddeath0 03/14/20 7:55:30 PM #4:	Better than shitting on your face --- http://www.last.fm/user/PolarPolaroids <cite>inloveanddeath0 posted [p:935682214] in My wife to... [t:78473527]...</cite> <quote>Better than shitting on your face </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LostForest 03/14/20 7:59:35 PM #5:	Keith_Valentine posted... Give it to her doggy style, and use her back as a table for your pizza. I have dreamed about this for years. Why wait? Make it a reality, my dude. --- http://dracanea.net <cite>LostForest posted [p:935682360] in My wife to... [t:78473527]...</cite> <quote>Keith_Valentine posted... </cite> <quote>Give it to her doggy style, and use her back as a table for your pizza. I have dreamed about this for years.</quote> Why wait? Make it a reality, my dude. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse 03/14/20 7:59:53 PM #6:	Weird she told me the same thing --- https://imgur.com/6VeX04D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0pOIVkGkds <cite>Vyrulisse posted [p:935682374] in My wife to... [t:78473527]...</cite> <quote>Weird she told me the same thing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kami_no_Kami 03/14/20 8:06:53 PM #7:	LostForest posted... Why wait? Make it a reality, my dude. How? He cant make TC do that. <cite>Kami_no_Kami posted [p:935682632] in My wife to... [t:78473527]...</cite> <quote>LostForest posted... </cite> <quote>Why wait? Make it a reality, my dude.</quote>How? He cant make TC do that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Feetish 03/14/20 8:08:01 PM #8:	She told me wants to eat pizza while I sit on your face, TC. --- Thots and players <cite>Feetish posted [p:935682669] in My wife to... [t:78473527]...</cite> <quote>She told me wants to eat pizza while I sit on your face, TC. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PlsGodDontBanMe 03/14/20 8:08:21 PM #9:	Weird, she told me the same thing --- https://giphy.com/gifs/4GXZU8qblNim9GmxnG PBRJax: Browns Baby <cite>PlsGodDontBanMe posted [p:935682686] in My wife to... [t:78473527]...</cite> <quote>Weird, she told me the same thing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KinjiMuto_3 03/14/20 8:09:27 PM #10:	Say yes but only if you fart during it <cite>KinjiMuto_3 posted [p:935682728] in My wife to... [t:78473527]...</cite> <quote>Say yes but only if you fart during it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The-19th-Sparta 03/14/20 8:11:03 PM #11:	Did she wants pineapples on your pizza while calling you captain? --- Haurchefant is the worst thing to happen to Final Fantasy XIV: A Heavensrealm Stormbringers <cite>The-19th-Sparta posted [p:935682779] in My wife to... [t:78473527]...</cite> <quote>Did she wants pineapples on your pizza while calling you captain? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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emblem boy 03/14/20 8:12:00 PM #13:	What kind of pizza --- Pitter-patter, let's get at 'er <cite>emblem boy posted [p:935682807] in My wife to... [t:78473527]...</cite> <quote>What kind of pizza</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Keith_Valentine 03/14/20 8:12:55 PM #14:	Was looking for that clip where George Costanza is having sex under the blankets. Peeks his head out, reaches into a drawer, pulls out a huge pastrami sandwich and takes a big bite. Then gets all worked up and goes back in the blankets. Couldnt find it tho https://youtu.be/3ORCIEqgbWo <cite>Keith_Valentine posted [p:935682852] in My wife to... [t:78473527]...</cite> <quote>Was looking for that clip where George Costanza is having sex under the blankets. Peeks his head out, reaches into a drawer, pulls out a huge pastrami sandwich and takes a big bite. Then gets all worked up and goes back in the blankets. Couldnt find it tho https://youtu.be/3ORCIEqgbWo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LostForest 03/14/20 8:15:47 PM #15:	Keith_Valentine posted... Was looking for that clip where George Costanza is having sex under the blankets. Peeks his head out, reaches into a drawer, pulls out a huge pastrami sandwich and takes a big bite. Then gets all worked up and goes back in the blankets. Couldnt find it tho https://youtu.be/3ORCIEqgbWo Try searching for "THE TRIFECTA". --- http://dracanea.net <cite>LostForest posted [p:935682948] in My wife to... [t:78473527]...</cite> <quote>Keith_Valentine posted... </cite> <quote>Was looking for that clip where George Costanza is having sex under the blankets. Peeks his head out, reaches into a drawer, pulls out a huge pastrami sandwich and takes a big bite. Then gets all worked up and goes back in the blankets. Couldnt find it tho https://youtu.be/3ORCIEqgbWo</quote> Try searching for "THE TRIFECTA". </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LostForest 03/14/20 8:17:36 PM #16:	Vyrulisse posted... Weird she told me the same thing I mean, if you're okay with me recording it for posterity, then 100% let's make it happen, Vy. --- http://dracanea.net <cite>LostForest posted [p:935683013] in My wife to... [t:78473527]...</cite> <quote>Vyrulisse posted... </cite> <quote>Weird she told me the same thing</quote> I mean, if you're okay with me recording it for posterity, then 100% let's make it happen, Vy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 03/14/20 8:18:33 PM #17:	Maybe you'll get lucky and she'll drop a pepperoni and you can snack while you are down there. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:935683042] in My wife to... [t:78473527]...</cite> <quote>Maybe you'll get lucky and she'll drop a pepperoni and you can snack while you are down there. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 03/14/20 8:19:36 PM #18:	You can't touch your face and give yourself coronavirus if she's on it --- https://i.imgtc.ws/x2KBsjI.png tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:935683081] in My wife to... [t:78473527]...</cite> <quote>You can't touch your face and give yourself coronavirus if she's on it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IShall_Run_Amok 03/14/20 8:20:12 PM #19:	Is she trying to bargain with you? Are you depriving your wife of pizza? --- Your eyes are the kind that make me feel gay. The gaze that you lay knocks me into a daze. A look sent my way makes me shout hip hooray. <cite>IShall_Run_Amok posted [p:935683096] in My wife to... [t:78473527]...</cite> <quote>Is she trying to bargain with you? Are you depriving your wife of pizza? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse 03/14/20 8:20:35 PM #20:	LostForest posted... I mean, if you're okay with me recording it for posterity, then 100% let's make it happen, Vy. You got yourself a goddamn deal --- https://imgur.com/6VeX04D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0pOIVkGkds <cite>Vyrulisse posted [p:935683113] in My wife to... [t:78473527]...</cite> <quote>LostForest posted... </cite> <quote>I mean, if you're okay with me recording it for posterity, then 100% let's make it happen, Vy.</quote>You got yourself a goddamn deal </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Keith_Valentine 03/14/20 8:21:35 PM #21:	LostForest posted... Try searching for "THE TRIFECTA". God bless you. https://youtu.be/RRbg7K75w0I <cite>Keith_Valentine posted [p:935683142] in My wife to... [t:78473527]...</cite> <quote>LostForest posted... </cite> <quote>Try searching for "THE TRIFECTA".</quote> God bless you. https://youtu.be/RRbg7K75w0I </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eat More Beef 03/14/20 8:22:00 PM #22:	Heh, I love when my wife tells me stuff like that. Yesterday, she texted me at work that we were gonna have sex as soon as I got home so we could drink and play divinity for the majority of the night. Good times were had by all. --- I wrote a horror short story collection. You can check it out, and other free short stories at http://www.aarondeck.com <cite>Eat More Beef posted [p:935683162] in My wife to... [t:78473527]...</cite> <quote>Heh, I love when my wife tells me stuff like that. Yesterday, she texted me at work that we were gonna have sex as soon as I got home so we could drink and play divinity for the majority of the night. Good times were had by all. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 03/14/20 8:49:59 PM #23:	Posterity? More like posteriority --- https://i.imgtc.ws/x2KBsjI.png tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:935684196] in My wife to... [t:78473527]...</cite> <quote>Posterity? More like posteriority </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EverDownward 03/14/20 8:50:32 PM #24:	@Cpt_Pineapple is this you? --- take me somewhere nice "Miss, can you tell me your address? I need an address...I need an address, so we can send help." <cite>EverDownward posted [p:935684215] in My wife to... [t:78473527]...</cite> <quote>@Cpt_Pineapple is this you? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LostForest 03/14/20 9:32:47 PM #27:	IShall_Run_Amok posted... Is she trying to bargain with you? Are you depriving your wife of pizza? Nah. It's for her birthday. --- http://dracanea.net <cite>LostForest posted [p:935685823] in My wife to... [t:78473527]...</cite> <quote>IShall_Run_Amok posted... </cite> <quote>Is she trying to bargain with you? Are you depriving your wife of pizza?</quote> Nah. It's for her birthday. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 03/14/20 9:33:48 PM #28:	That pizza sauce will come out the other end. --- I support Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo. don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:935685864] in My wife to... [t:78473527]...</cite> <quote>That pizza sauce will come out the other end. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LostForest 03/14/20 10:37:41 PM #29:	Dark_SilverX posted... That pizza sauce will come out the other end. Is this a poop joke or a period joke? Either way what kind of shitty pizzerias are you eating at that it goes through you that fast? Lol. --- http://dracanea.net <cite>LostForest posted [p:935688226] in My wife to... [t:78473527]...</cite> <quote>Dark_SilverX posted... </cite> <quote>That pizza sauce will come out the other end.</quote> Is this a poop joke or a period joke? Either way what kind of shitty pizzerias are you eating at that it goes through you that fast? Lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 03/14/20 10:40:25 PM #30:	Are you gonna get any pizza? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:935688325] in My wife to... [t:78473527]...</cite> <quote>Are you gonna get any pizza? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Suchomimus 03/14/20 10:41:20 PM #31:	tfw no femdom wife --- I'm a peasant. <cite>Suchomimus posted [p:935688376] in My wife to... [t:78473527]...</cite> <quote>tfw no femdom wife </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reis 03/14/20 10:41:50 PM #32:	tell her to at least eat some good food while doing it <cite>Reis posted [p:935688395] in My wife to... [t:78473527]...</cite> <quote>tell her to at least eat some good food while doing it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 03/14/20 10:42:35 PM #33:	Im confused. Was she siting on your face and told you she wanted to eat some pizza? Or did she just tell you she wanted to [presumably] do both things at the same time? --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:935688418] in My wife to... [t:78473527]...</cite> <quote>Im confused. Was she siting on your face and told you she wanted to eat some pizza? Or did she just tell you she wanted to [presumably] do both things at the same time? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lloyd_Christmas 03/14/20 10:43:22 PM #34:	what type of pizza? <cite>Lloyd_Christmas posted [p:935688443] in My wife to... [t:78473527]...</cite> <quote>what type of pizza? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guy_Fieri 03/14/20 10:49:16 PM #35:	Slap her ass with a pepperoni slice for CE. --- http://i.imgtc.com/NPs6IZ7.png timmy timmy timmy turner he be wishin for a burger <cite>Guy_Fieri posted [p:935688631] in My wife to... [t:78473527]...</cite> <quote>Slap her ass with a pepperoni slice for CE. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LostForest 03/14/20 10:49:49 PM #36:	divot1338 posted... Or did she just tell you she wanted to [presumably] do both things at the same time? I asked her what kind of fun kinky stuff she wanted to do for her birthday. She asked the same for my birthday last month, so it's only fair to return the favor. Her response was she wanted to do "pizza facesitting". When I asked what that entails, she said she wants to get naked, sit on my face, and eat some pizza while doing it. --- http://dracanea.net <cite>LostForest posted [p:935688649] in My wife to... [t:78473527]...</cite> <quote>divot1338 posted... </cite> <quote>Or did she just tell you she wanted to [presumably] do both things at the same time?</quote> I asked her what kind of fun kinky stuff she wanted to do for her birthday. She asked the same for my birthday last month, so it's only fair to return the favor. Her response was she wanted to do "pizza facesitting". When I asked what that entails, she said she wants to get naked, sit on my face, and eat some pizza while doing it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LostForest 03/14/20 10:56:09 PM #38:	Cpt_Pineapple posted... what did you have her do for your birthday? Covered her boobs with frosting and put sprinkles all over them. (Wasn't as fun as I was expecting cuz we used storebought frosting instead of homemade.) --- http://dracanea.net <cite>LostForest posted [p:935688916] in My wife to... [t:78473527]...</cite> <quote>Cpt_Pineapple posted... </cite> <quote>what did you have her do for your birthday?</quote> Covered her boobs with frosting and put sprinkles all over them. (Wasn't as fun as I was expecting cuz we used storebought frosting instead of homemade.) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LostForest 03/16/20 6:45:23 PM #39:	Bump for the Monday crew --- http://dracanea.net <cite>LostForest posted [p:935767678] in My wife to... [t:78473527]...</cite> <quote>Bump for the Monday crew </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Keith_Valentine 03/16/20 7:10:26 PM #40:	I fed a girl mashed potatoes using my erect johnson as a serving utensil. No gravy though. <cite>Keith_Valentine posted [p:935768776] in My wife to... [t:78473527]...</cite> <quote>I fed a girl mashed potatoes using my erect johnson as a serving utensil. No gravy though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LostForest 03/16/20 7:12:44 PM #41:	Just mashed potatoes? No gravy or anything? --- http://dracanea.net <cite>LostForest posted [p:935768871] in My wife to... [t:78473527]...</cite> <quote>Just mashed potatoes? No gravy or anything? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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