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EffectAndCause
03/08/20 3:52:11 PM
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Me: I guess ill check it out.
Amy for 10 minutes: MY VAGINA BE LIKE
Me: *ends special after 10 minutes and goes back to feed* Hm, Nikki Glaser.
Nikki for 10 minutes: MY VAGINA BE LIKE
Me: *ends special after 10 minutes and goes back to feed* Hm, Taylor Tomlinson.
Taylor for 10 minutes: MY VAGINA BE LIKE

As a man who gives all stand-up comedians a shot, I give up on even attempting to watch a blonde white woman ever again.
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PokeCris
03/08/20 3:54:21 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
*sees Amy Schumer in my Netflix feed*

*unsubscribes from netflix*


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Lost_All_Senses
03/08/20 4:05:11 PM
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Nikki Glasser is actually funny tho. And men talk about masturbation and dicks all the fuckin time. Also, good to see 3 examples is what it takes for you to build up a prejudice.

Amy Schumer is indeed garbage tho


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Coastal_elite
03/08/20 4:07:54 PM
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Schumer is so fucking annoying.

*spends 90% of the time screaming MY VAGINA!!! HAHAHAHAA I AM SUCH A SLOT!*
*Gets offended if any male mentions the V-word close to her and goes full MUH FEMINISM!*
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COVxy
03/08/20 4:09:01 PM
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You are pretty fragile, huh?

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Kajagogo
03/08/20 4:10:55 PM
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Coastal_elite posted...
Schumer is so fucking annoying.



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FakeHoax
03/08/20 4:11:37 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
*sees Amy Schumer in my Netflix feed*

*unsubscribes from netflix*

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billcom6
03/08/20 4:12:18 PM
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People still make topics like this?

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
03/08/20 4:12:55 PM
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EffectAndCause posted...
As a man who gives all stand-up comedians a shot, I give up on even attempting to watch a blonde white woman ever again.
>Watches one show
>Generalizes
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evil_zombie11
03/08/20 4:14:13 PM
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Can women be funny??? The answer is... actually sometimes they can be.

But yeah.

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Smackems
03/08/20 4:23:33 PM
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She sucks

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emblem boy
03/08/20 6:57:08 PM
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Lol, well I'm guessing you feel the same about guy comics who talk about dicks and masturbation?
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Coastal_elite
03/08/20 6:58:26 PM
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emblem boy posted...
Lol, well I'm guessing you feel the same about guy comics who talk about dicks and masturbation?

some are about dicks, some are not.

But "I am about dicks' is not their defining feature, unlike Amy "hahahaa I am such a slut and hahahaa my vagina!" Schumer
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
03/08/20 8:40:50 PM
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Coastal_elite posted...
some are about dicks, some are not.

But "I am about dicks' is not their defining feature, unlike Amy "hahahaa I am such a slut and hahahaa my vagina!" Schumer
So some chicks are about that. No one cries about the dick dudes
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Coastal_elite
03/08/20 8:41:56 PM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
So some chicks are about that. No one cries about the dick dudes

No, they get called "disgusting perverts" and stuff
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Coastal_elite
03/08/20 8:43:11 PM
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guy: "oops, I think I had a random erection"
people: YOU FUCKING PERVERT!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!

Woman: What's up? HAHAHAHAHA MY VAGINA? Also, you know what goes well with coffee? HAHAHAAHAHA MY VAGINA!
people: what a liberated, empowered lady
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Lost_All_Senses
03/08/20 8:47:14 PM
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Coastal_elite posted...
guy: "oops, I think I had a random erection"
people: YOU FUCKING PERVERT!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!

Woman: What's up? HAHAHAHAHA MY VAGINA? Also, you know what goes well with coffee? HAHAHAAHAHA MY VAGINA!
people: what a liberated, empowered lady

Are these scenarios happening in two different environments? The first would have to be happening in public and the second would have to be in a comedy club or something. Also, I don't think you have any type of grasp on women.

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vigorm0rtis
03/08/20 8:48:00 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
*sees Amy Schumer in my Netflix feed*

*unsubscribes from netflix*


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbbKjDjMDok

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lilORANG
03/08/20 8:53:19 PM
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I saw a lady comedian named Kathleen Madigan who was actually pretty funny. She was brunette though. It is weird how female stand ups tend to be terrible. And it is just the stand up aspect. There are loads of funny actresses and writers. Even people like Sarah Silverman, i think her standup is bad, but think she's funny in movies and on talk shows and stuff. Idk what it is.
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Coastal_elite
03/08/20 8:55:09 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Are these scenarios happening in two different environments? The first would have to be happening in public and the second would have to be in a comedy club or something. Also, I don't think you have any type of grasp on women.

and there we go.

I forgot to add you have to be like 'yaaassss queen slay!" at "hahahaha MY VAGINA!" or you'll be accused of being an incel loser fuck. It's so predictable now.
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LameFAQs
03/08/20 8:55:46 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
*sees Amy Schumer in my Netflix feed*

*unsubscribes from netflix*

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Romes187
03/08/20 8:57:03 PM
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The Taylor chick had some really good jokes for only being 25 or whatever. I liked it
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Irony
03/08/20 8:57:20 PM
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Mah vagina be like

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