Board 8 > All-Purpose Wrestling Topic 495: Coronavirus Neck Tattoo

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https://youtu.be/Z_Wvi-m-YyE

I can't deal with a crying Otis. I just can't.

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FFDragon posted...

Social distancing match:

https://streamable.com/usfr0

Amazing lol

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The social distancing match was great. They did a Canadian Destroyer and a Poison Rana.

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This.

This has made it all worth it.

https://twitter.com/EvilUno/status/1241808761112727553

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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

This.

This has made it all worth it.

https://twitter.com/EvilUno/status/1241808761112727553

Oh my god

Why is this so great

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Fastbreak posted...

Oh my god

Why is this so great

You know what that means.

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This is going to be so much fun

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https://www.instagram.com/p/B-D0kUND_Tq/?igshid=1l5pjhdw55bq7

wait for it

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Okay, Aron Stevens aka Damien Sandow makes everything in NWA Power worth watching.

Him and Question Mark are fucking magical. They debut this overweight fuck in a Question Mark match and then the crowd got him super over despite them wanting him to be booed, so now he is a mystery man from Mongrovia and a master of Mongrovian Karate and Aron Stevens is his student who became a third degree black belt in Mongrovian Karate in a week.

It's so stupid and at the same time everything I love in wrestling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHaHPuxHoaI

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ShatteredElysium posted...

Have Brock refuse to turn up with no crowd. Match at SummerSlam

is brock going to be able to travel to the show?

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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

Okay, Aron Stevens aka Damien Sandow makes everything in NWA Power worth watching.

Him and Question Mark are fucking magical. They debut this overweight fuck in a Question Mark match and then the crowd got him super over despite them wanting him to be booed, so now he is a mystery man from Mongrovia and a master of Mongrovian Karate and Aron Stevens is his student who became a third degree black belt in Mongrovian Karate in a week.

It's so stupid and at the same time everything I love in wrestling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHaHPuxHoaI

NWA is Aldis, Stevens, and Pope. Everyone else is good, but those three chew so much scenery.

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Strife2 posted...

NWA is Aldis, Stevens, and Pope. Everyone else is good, but those three chew so much scenery.

how dare you leave off kingston, easily the star of that show

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I only saw Kingston once, but you're right. He's the Taz I never had in WWE. Thanks Vince...

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Whiskey_Nick posted...

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-D0kUND_Tq/?igshid=1l5pjhdw55bq7

wait for it

Moxley isnt wasting toilet paper.

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https://twitter.com/EvilUno/status/1242084201953984512?s=19

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On AEW Dark every match has indy talent in it specifically so they can get recognition and a paycheck during this time where they won't be able to get more bookings.

https://twitter.com/TonyKhan/status/1242189752515919878?s=19

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Hey there Sugar Dunkerton
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Three matches added to Wrestlemania

- Miz and Morrison will defend their titles against the winner of this week's New Day and Usos match
- Street Profits defend their titles against Andrade and Garza
- Aleister Black wrestles Lashley

Sooooo two matches with zero build automatically booked today.

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Boneyard match...

As if I needed ANOTHER reason to hate Vince.

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How could you possibly hate something called a Boneyard match?

It sounds like glorious wrestlecrap.

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It feels like watching WCW 2000 without the fun dumpster fire mentality, and the company actively resents its audience while doing it.

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Also Rollins cut a much better delusional heel who thinks he's the babyface promo than Gargano did a few weeks ago.

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On one hand, no one else will be at Wrestlemania so a Boneyard match is whatever. On the other hand, this is exactly WCW 2000 twenty years later.

Still slightly peeved that they threw away a potential 4-way for the US title with Andrade, Garza, Rey, and Humberto all trading wins with each other over the past two months, and instead gave us an impromptu tag match with no buildup or story behind it.

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Apparently the reason they threw away the 4-way is because Rey and Dana Brooke are in quarantine. It's not clear yet whether it's Corona or they're sick with something else.

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The Boneyard match better be Bray Wyatt's house of horrors levels of cheesy camera angles and pretaped segments and then exploding graves

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^ You REALLY want another one of *those*?

Meh.

Not the worst idea.

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You know, if there was ever a time for Matt Hardy to be in WWE it would be for a WrestleMania that is pre-taped and over-produced.

Shame. We could have had some real amazing Lake of Reincarnation moments.

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I think the House of Hoorors could have worked, if they didn't do the "in ring{" part.

Orton was crushed under a goddamn fridge...

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FFDragon posted...

You know, if there was ever a time for Matt Hardy to be in WWE it would be for a WrestleMania that is pre-taped and over-produced.

Shame. We could have had some real amazing Lake of Reincarnation moments.

Seems more like 5yrs ago than two when that went down.

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oh for sure, I think we could all use a super hilariously bad over produced segment where AJ Styles gets hit with a tombstone onto a tombstone before landing in a grave that has a tombstone that says AJ Styles and April 4th, 2020

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I'd rather a badly-acted scene where AJ receives a coffin at home complete with a nameplate with his supposed DOD on it and begins screaming and the entire club run around like ninnies in fear! :)

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The House of Horrors match was amazing when it was just Orton wandering around and absolutely shit when they actually had to do stuff to each other.

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Also keep in mind that Cena and The Fiend are going to be wrestling in a warehouse themselves.

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Remember I was out of things for over a year, but I just found out Ashley Massaro died.

And that actually makes me sad a little.

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I mean anyone dying that isn't an awful person is sad.

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Man, on AEW Dark the entire crowd was behind Shawn Spears.

https://twitter.com/tde_wrestling/status/1242593146355228674?s=20

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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

so now he is a mystery man from Mongrovia and a master of Mongrovian Karate and Aron Stevens is his student who became a third degree black belt in Mongrovian Karate in a week.

Ka-Ra-TAY.

Even when joking for comedic effect, Stevens is still closer to the legit pronunciation of the word than American media has bastardized.

You're Welcome.

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I don't know how WWE let Aron Stevens go.

The man is legit so incredibly good at being a professional wrestler. He does everything right and can get a crowd into a match better than anyone else. It blows my mind they wasted him so badly, even this many years later.

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He was a "cog in the wheel" who got over organically when it wasn't his "opportunity."

God, how many times have we said that phrase...

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Well then. Supposedly the original plan was AOP vs Street Profits at Mania, until Rezar tore his bicep.

Tough break for AOP; last year it was Akam getting injured and sending his partner to Main Event.

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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

I don't know how WWE let Aron Stevens go.

The man is legit so incredibly good at being a professional wrestler. He does everything right and can get a crowd into a match better than anyone else. It blows my mind they wasted him so badly, even this many years later.

He was legitimately one of the worst wrestlers I've ever seen anywhere during his TNA stint

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I never saw his TNA run, but I have never seen him be anything less than outstanding in FCW, NXT, WWE, and NWA.

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They debuted him as a main event guy around the same time they were pushing Mike Bennett so things overall weren't great.

But he was such a flop they pulled the plug three weeks in.

In favor of MIKE BENNETT.

This really speaks for itself.

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I thought he was retiring to be a farmer.

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Team Rhodes-Scholars really should've got to hold the tag belts. And then theres his failed run with the MITB because they just *had* to unify the titles again

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Wrestlemania recording tomorrow!

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where's the spoilers

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