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MrMallard
03/01/20 5:00:51 AM
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I've been drinking for 12 hours, I have 5 beers left. I'm about to have a shower, have my last beers and go to bed.

Ask me anything while I'm in the shower and I'll answer.

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MrMallard
03/01/20 5:41:11 AM
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Forgettable posted...
Why would you do that on a Sunday and not a Saturday?
I bought a carton of beer on Saturday and I didn't drink most of it. So I've dedicated most of my Sunday to polishing them off.

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viewmaster_pi
03/01/20 5:44:12 AM
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they're not IPAs, right?

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masticatingman
03/01/20 5:46:25 AM
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How did you spend all of your time when you were drinking?

I usually just stick to a six pack since that more or less fits into watching a movie.

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MrMallard
03/01/20 5:46:48 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
they're not IPAs, right?

They're pale ales. I'm gonna brew myself some IPAs sometime soon, they sound delicious.

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MrMallard
03/01/20 5:48:11 AM
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masticatingman posted...
How did you spend all of your time when you were drinking?

I usually just stick to a six pack since that more or less fits into watching a movie.

I hung out at a friend's place. He doesn't go out a whole lot and we were getting on it. I passed out early, then I woke up and we played the Last of Us for a while.

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An_Actual_Chad
03/01/20 5:55:05 AM
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MrMallard posted...
I'm about to have a shower, have my last beers and go to bed.
I love doing that. Preferably, there is something green involved before the shower and before bed, tho.

I'm talking about Gumby, of course.

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BlingBling22947
03/02/20 5:52:13 AM
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What's the last thing you ate?

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MrMallard
03/02/20 6:32:25 AM
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BlingBling22947 posted...
What's the last thing you ate?

Chicken wings and jalapeno slices.

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BlingBling22947
03/03/20 7:24:33 AM
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What's the last thing you drank?

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