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Aristoph
02/29/20 8:15:51 AM
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Could you handle disappointing perfection?


Like she's actually, genuinely, truly perfect. She never makes mistakes. She's always right. Everything she does is successful. She will always win and you will never beat her at anything, even video games. She will make more money than you do, no matter your profession. She will have more friends than you do, and even your absolute best friend in the world will be better friends with her than with you.

Of course, being that she's perfect, she will adore you and support you no matter what. But people will always look at the two of you as "her and her husband" and never as "you and your wife."

Could you really live in her shadow forever? Could you actually take being a side character in your own life?

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Masamune_DS
02/29/20 8:18:16 AM
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Aristoph posted...
Of course, being that she's perfect, she will adore you and support you no matter what. But people will always look at the two of you as "her and her husband" and never as "you and your wife."

I feel like in this context her choosing to be with you would be her first mistake, thus making her not perfect.

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EverDownward
02/29/20 8:19:35 AM
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Aristoph posted...
she will adore you and support you no matter what
So, what's the problem, then?

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Nacen
02/29/20 8:19:35 AM
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Aristoph posted...
Yes, it's only fitting that I should be with an equal.
wait what

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UnfairRepresent
02/29/20 8:21:10 AM
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Vicious_Dios
02/29/20 8:28:32 AM
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Perfection isn't good enough.

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teepan95
02/29/20 10:37:41 AM
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So it's similar to the relationship between famous human rights advocate Amal Clooney and her husband George?
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Shotgunnova
02/29/20 10:40:21 AM
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"Honey, what lottery numbers should I choose?"

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Tyranthraxus
02/29/20 10:55:01 AM
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Aristoph posted...
She never makes mistakes. She's always right. Everything she does is successful. She will always win and you will never beat her at anything

TBH I'll be fine just asking her what the next thousand or so winning combinations of Powerball are.

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au_gold
02/29/20 10:56:42 AM
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Thats a dealbreaker.

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