Current Events > Based on our usernames, we assume why others will go to jail someday.

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DrizztLink 02/25/20 6:37:20 PM #51:	Trying to kill God. ~~got drunk, broke into church, tried to swordfight the Jesus~~ --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:934871323] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>Trying to kill God. got drunk, broke into church, tried to swordfight the Jesus </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
inloveanddeath0 02/25/20 7:46:08 PM #52:	Tried to become a druid but failed as link --- http://www.last.fm/user/PolarPolaroids <cite>inloveanddeath0 posted [p:934874129] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>Tried to become a druid but failed as link </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kajagogo 02/25/20 7:48:13 PM #53:	Shot arrows shaped like hearts at people. --- By Grabthar's Hammer....what a savings. <cite>Kajagogo posted [p:934874216] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>Shot arrows shaped like hearts at people. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SrRd_RacinG 02/27/20 11:44:42 AM #54:	Kajagogo posted... Shot arrows shaped like hearts at people. Obsessively stalked members of Kajagoogoo, a new wave British band from the 80's. --- https://media.giphy.com/media/l3vRn3I4UyDoKyWLC/giphy.gif <cite>SrRd_RacinG posted [p:934947285] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>Kajagogo posted... </cite> <quote>Shot arrows shaped like hearts at people.</quote> Obsessively stalked members of Kajagoogoo, a new wave British band from the 80's. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bishop9800 02/27/20 1:06:26 PM #55:	SrRd_RacinG posted... Obsessively stalked members of Kajagoogoo, a new wave British band from the 80's. drag racing in the streets..... --- There are enough attention whores on CE as it is. <cite>Bishop9800 posted [p:934950889] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>SrRd_RacinG posted... </cite> <quote>Obsessively stalked members of Kajagoogoo, a new wave British band from the 80's.</quote> drag racing in the streets..... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpaceBear_ 02/27/20 1:21:25 PM #56:	Bishop9800 posted... drag racing in the streets..... Child molestation. --- - God bless, downtime and TheSlinja. YNWA GameFAQs' Favourite Sons. - Official Barman Of Champion Pub <cite>SpaceBear_ posted [p:934951571] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>Bishop9800 posted... </cite> <quote>drag racing in the streets.....</quote> Child molestation. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IShall_Run_Amok 02/27/20 1:36:11 PM #57:	SpaceBear_ posted... Child molestation. Mauling astronauts --- Everyone gangsta until country roads starts playing. <cite>IShall_Run_Amok posted [p:934952227] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>SpaceBear_ posted... </cite> <quote>Child molestation.</quote> Mauling astronauts </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reis 02/27/20 1:36:53 PM #58:	by running around naked in public <cite>Reis posted [p:934952256] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>by running around naked in public </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 02/27/20 10:12:15 PM #59:	Reis... Passing stopped school buses. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:934974264] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote><quote>Reis...</quote> Passing stopped school buses. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpaceBear_ 02/27/20 10:13:23 PM #60:	Didn't use his omnipotence to stop natural disasters. --- - God bless, downtime and TheSlinja. YNWA GameFAQs' Favourite Sons. - Official Barman Of Champion Pub <cite>SpaceBear_ posted [p:934974303] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>Didn't use his omnipotence to stop natural disasters. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 02/27/20 10:17:53 PM #61:	Jaywalking during mardi gras --- 3DS: 1848-2391-0198 \| NS: 7753-3224-3517 "May the Father of Understanding guide us" <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:934974462] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>Jaywalking during mardi gras </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SrRd_RacinG 02/27/20 10:23:00 PM #62:	Lordgold666 posted... Jaywalking during mardi gras Arrested for multiple jewelry store robberies, while dressed as Satan. --- https://media.giphy.com/media/l3vRn3I4UyDoKyWLC/giphy.gif <cite>SrRd_RacinG posted [p:934974652] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>Lordgold666 posted... </cite> <quote>Jaywalking during mardi gras</quote> Arrested for multiple jewelry store robberies, while dressed as Satan. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Killmonger 02/27/20 10:24:58 PM #63:	Vehicular homicide. <cite>Killmonger posted [p:934974719] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>Vehicular homicide. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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-_-_-_-_- 02/27/20 11:07:34 PM #65:	Getting into fights with random wizards because they wore crimson colours. --- Your words are as empty as your future. <cite>-_-_-_-_- posted [p:934976217] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>Getting into fights with random wizards because they wore crimson colours. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MachineJaipur 02/27/20 11:08:16 PM #66:	too gruesome to put in the details <cite>MachineJaipur posted [p:934976237] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>too gruesome to put in the details </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimCarrysToe 02/27/20 11:21:46 PM #67:	Attempting to turn the capital of rajasthan into a mech by enslaving its citizens to do the construction. --- ''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me ''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy <cite>JimCarrysToe posted [p:934976643] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>Attempting to turn the capital of rajasthan into a mech by enslaving its citizens to do the construction. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 02/28/20 7:20:23 AM #68:	Wouldn't give a foul ball to a kid after catching it. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:934986256] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>Wouldn't give a foul ball to a kid after catching it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheTestAccount 02/28/20 7:31:58 AM #69:	Vicious_Dios posted... Wouldn't give a foul ball to a kid after catching it. Not illegal Finally arrested for disturbing the peace and fraud and theft You were known as the vicious coupon dios who would complain all day to customer service because they wouldn't take your fake coupons <cite>TheTestAccount posted [p:934986421] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>Vicious_Dios posted... </cite> <quote>Wouldn't give a foul ball to a kid after catching it.</quote>Not illegal Finally arrested for disturbing the peace and fraud and theft You were known as the vicious coupon dios who would complain all day to customer service because they wouldn't take your fake coupons </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SrRd_RacinG 02/28/20 10:53:19 AM #70:	*JimCarrysToe* 11 hours ago #67 Attempting to turn the capital of rajasthan into a mech by enslaving its citizens to do the construction. Obsessive stalker takes it one step further by amputating Jim Carrey's toe during filming of Forest Gump 2 TheTestAccount posted... Not illegal Finally arrested for disturbing the peace and fraud and theft You were known as the vicious coupon dios who would complain all day to customer service because they wouldn't take your fake coupons Arrested for maliciously utilizing a "test account" to trigger a terrorist-based state of emergency, knowing full well the chaos it would cause. --- https://media.giphy.com/media/l3vRn3I4UyDoKyWLC/giphy.gif <cite>SrRd_RacinG posted [p:934991654] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>JimCarrysToe 11 hours ago #67 Attempting to turn the capital of rajasthan into a mech by enslaving its citizens to do the construction. Obsessive stalker takes it one step further by amputating Jim Carrey's toe during filming of Forest Gump 2 TheTestAccount posted... </cite> <quote>Not illegal Finally arrested for disturbing the peace and fraud and theft You were known as the vicious coupon dios who would complain all day to customer service because they wouldn't take your fake coupons</quote> Arrested for maliciously utilizing a "test account" to trigger a terrorist-based state of emergency, knowing full well the chaos it would cause. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheHypnoToad 02/28/20 12:51:32 PM #71:	SrRd_RacinG posted... *JimCarrysToe* 11 hours ago #67 Attempting to turn the capital of rajasthan into a mech by enslaving its citizens to do the construction. Obsessive stalker takes it one step further by amputating Jim Carrey's toe during filming of Forest Gump 2 Arrested for maliciously utilizing a "test account" to trigger a terrorist-based state of emergency, knowing full well the chaos it would cause. Your friends invite you over the watch this new show they have been watching and loving. You come over and see it is "Everybody loves HypnoToad". You quickly try and turn away and run out the door, you hop in your illegally drag racing modified white ice cream van, trying to escape. As you are escaping you see billboards of "TheHypnoToad" everywhere. You drive faster and faster, and get more and more reckless. After hours of driving, you have to stop for gas, you pull up into a gas station but only have cash on you, so you must got to the cashier, she says "Gas is free for fans of TheHypnoToad", you get nervous and she can tell you're not a fan. You try and run but then grabs you and then two big guys come in and grab you dragging you to a back room, the door is locked and sealed and you're handcuffed to a chair. You're then forced to watched "Everybody loves HypnoToad". The cashier and guys forget about you. You die alone, but happy, because everyone is always happy when they watch "Everybody loves HypnoToad" <cite>TheHypnoToad posted [p:934996116] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>SrRd_RacinG posted... </cite> <quote>JimCarrysToe 11 hours ago #67 Attempting to turn the capital of rajasthan into a mech by enslaving its citizens to do the construction. Obsessive stalker takes it one step further by amputating Jim Carrey's toe during filming of Forest Gump 2 Arrested for maliciously utilizing a "test account" to trigger a terrorist-based state of emergency, knowing full well the chaos it would cause.</quote>Your friends invite you over the watch this new show they have been watching and loving. You come over and see it is "Everybody loves HypnoToad". You quickly try and turn away and run out the door, you hop in your illegally drag racing modified white ice cream van, trying to escape. As you are escaping you see billboards of "TheHypnoToad" everywhere. You drive faster and faster, and get more and more reckless. After hours of driving, you have to stop for gas, you pull up into a gas station but only have cash on you, so you must got to the cashier, she says "Gas is free for fans of TheHypnoToad", you get nervous and she can tell you're not a fan. You try and run but then grabs you and then two big guys come in and grab you dragging you to a back room, the door is locked and sealed and you're handcuffed to a chair. You're then forced to watched "Everybody loves HypnoToad". The cashier and guys forget about you. You die alone, but happy, because everyone is always happy when they watch "Everybody loves HypnoToad" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 02/28/20 2:30:03 PM #72:	Discarding his perishable trash in to the recycling bin. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:934999771] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>Discarding his perishable trash in to the recycling bin. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MachineJaipur 02/28/20 2:30:31 PM #73:	Hypnotizes a bunch of people off of a bridge <cite>MachineJaipur posted [p:934999793] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>Hypnotizes a bunch of people off of a bridge </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SrRd_RacinG 02/29/20 4:25:26 PM #74:	MachineJaipur posted... Hypnotizes a bunch of people off of a bridge Hacked the machines (computers) of Jaipur, India's capital district, causing the collapse of the city's financial data. --- https://media.giphy.com/media/l3vRn3I4UyDoKyWLC/giphy.gif <cite>SrRd_RacinG posted [p:935046058] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>MachineJaipur posted... </cite> <quote>Hypnotizes a bunch of people off of a bridge</quote> Hacked the machines (computers) of Jaipur, India's capital district, causing the collapse of the city's financial data. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheHypnoToad 02/29/20 4:32:42 PM #75:	SrRd_RacinG posted... Hacked the machines (computers) of Jaipur, India's capital district, causing the collapse of the city's financial data. has a heart attacking from racing so fast to save this thread from the purge monster <cite>TheHypnoToad posted [p:935046328] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>SrRd_RacinG posted... </cite> <quote>Hacked the machines (computers) of Jaipur, India's capital district, causing the collapse of the city's financial data.</quote>has a heart attacking from racing so fast to save this thread from the purge monster </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SrRd_RacinG 02/29/20 4:34:23 PM #76:	TheHypnoToad posted... has a heart attacking from racing so fast to save this thread from the purge monster Alone and depressed, he used a toad to hypnotize strangers into coming home with him, Jeffrey Dahmer style. --- https://media.giphy.com/media/l3vRn3I4UyDoKyWLC/giphy.gif <cite>SrRd_RacinG posted [p:935046377] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>TheHypnoToad posted... </cite> <quote>has a heart attacking from racing so fast to save this thread from the purge monster</quote> Alone and depressed, he used a toad to hypnotize strangers into coming home with him, Jeffrey Dahmer style. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 03/01/20 2:58:56 PM #77:	Placed a magnetic police siren on the roof of his car. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:935084513] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>Placed a magnetic police siren on the roof of his car. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
inloveanddeath0 03/01/20 2:59:50 PM #78:	God's unruly wrath and influence --- http://www.last.fm/user/PolarPolaroids <cite>inloveanddeath0 posted [p:935084547] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>God's unruly wrath and influence </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MachineJaipur 03/01/20 3:35:34 PM #79:	A murder with a failed suicide afterwards. <cite>MachineJaipur posted [p:935085837] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>A murder with a failed suicide afterwards. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheFirstCeman 03/02/20 3:47:46 PM #80:	MachineJaipur posted... A murder with a failed suicide afterwards. Death by Terminator after inventing Skynet --- I am the Original! <cite>TheFirstCeman posted [p:935129608] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>MachineJaipur posted... </cite> <quote>A murder with a failed suicide afterwards.</quote>Death by Terminator after inventing Skynet </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimCarrysToe 03/02/20 4:38:51 PM #81:	Murdering the real first ceman and wearing his skin. --- ''Goddamnit stop being angry at towels.'' -me ''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis....'' -CanuckCowboy <cite>JimCarrysToe posted [p:935131712] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>Murdering the real first ceman and wearing his skin. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 03/02/20 4:52:20 PM #82:	Severing jims toe with bolt cutters --- 3DS: 1848-2391-0198 \| NS: 7753-3224-3517 "May the Father of Understanding guide us" <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:935132346] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>Severing jims toe with bolt cutters </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 03/02/20 5:19:20 PM #83:	Lordgold666 posted... Severing jims toe with bolt cutters Trying to rob Fort Knox. --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:935133568] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>Lordgold666 posted...</cite> <quote>Severing jims toe with bolt cutters </quote> Trying to rob Fort Knox.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheTestAccount 03/02/20 7:01:47 PM #84:	Paragon21XX posted... Trying to rob Fort Knox. Becoming a cult leader at the church of paragon <cite>TheTestAccount posted [p:935138227] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>Paragon21XX posted... </cite> <quote>Trying to rob Fort Knox.</quote>Becoming a cult leader at the church of paragon </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpaceBear_ 03/02/20 7:05:51 PM #85:	TheTestAccount posted... Becoming a cult leader at the church of paragon TheTestAccount posted... Killed countless users looking for the perfect account. --- - God bless, downtime and TheSlinja. YNWA GameFAQs' Favourite Sons. - Official Barman Of Champion Pub <cite>SpaceBear_ posted [p:935138435] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>TheTestAccount posted... </cite> <quote>Becoming a cult leader at the church of paragon</quote> TheTestAccount posted...</cite> Killed countless users looking for the perfect account. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skye Reynolds 03/02/20 7:12:21 PM #86:	Invading the US government's moon base <cite>Skye Reynolds posted [p:935138716] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>Invading the US government's moon base </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IllegalAlien 03/02/20 7:24:12 PM #87:	be creative --- "Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience." <cite>IllegalAlien posted [p:935139274] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>be creative </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FakeHoax 03/02/20 7:31:16 PM #88:	IllegalAlien posted... be creative Jay walking --- Hi <cite>FakeHoax posted [p:935139569] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>IllegalAlien posted...</cite> <quote>be creative </quote> Jay walking</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheTestAccount 03/02/20 7:42:51 PM #89:	FakeHoax posted... Jay walking Storming nasa demanding they tell the truth, that the earth is really flat <cite>TheTestAccount posted [p:935140035] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>FakeHoax posted... </cite> <quote>Jay walking</quote>Storming nasa demanding they tell the truth, that the earth is really flat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheTestAccount 03/02/20 7:43:07 PM #90:	SpaceBear_ posted... Killed countless users looking for the perfect account. Lol good one <cite>TheTestAccount posted [p:935140048] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>SpaceBear_ posted... </cite> <quote>Killed countless users looking for the perfect account.</quote>Lol good one </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DBZAOTA482 03/02/20 8:15:10 PM #91:	Unlawfully acquiring a GameFaQs account. --- I'm not a victim. <cite>DBZAOTA482 posted [p:935141504] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>Unlawfully acquiring a GameFaQs account. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 03/02/20 8:15:36 PM #92:	Prank calling. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:935141530] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>Prank calling. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 03/02/20 11:31:44 PM #93:	Do me again --- 3DS: 1848-2391-0198 \| NS: 7753-3224-3517 "May the Father of Understanding guide us" <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:935150346] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>Do me again </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheHypnoToad 03/03/20 10:24:57 PM #94:	Lordgold666 posted... Do me again running an illegal prostitution ring called "Do me again" <cite>TheHypnoToad posted [p:935196759] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>Lordgold666 posted... </cite> <quote>Do me again</quote>running an illegal prostitution ring called "Do me again" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarvAlbert 03/03/20 10:26:00 PM #95:	Uh Oh! --- #1 Sportscaster! <cite>MarvAlbert posted [p:935196811] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>Uh Oh! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rahasperj 03/03/20 11:07:32 PM #96:	MarvAlbert posted... Uh Oh! Killing Marv from home alone dressed as Albert Wesker --- The best advice my dad ever gave me was, "Life's full of idiots, don't be one." <cite>rahasperj posted [p:935198736] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>MarvAlbert posted... </cite> <quote>Uh Oh!</quote>Killing Marv from home alone dressed as Albert Wesker </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 03/04/20 2:14:27 PM #97:	rahasperj posted... Killing Marv from home alone dressed as Albert Wesker Drunk in public --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:935225137] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>rahasperj posted... </cite> <quote>Killing Marv from home alone dressed as Albert Wesker</quote>Drunk in public </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 03/04/20 2:16:33 PM #98:	DrizztLink posted... Drunk in public Accidentally cutting his friends head off while showing him his Link cosplay. --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:935225235] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite> <quote>Drunk in public</quote> Accidentally cutting his friends head off while showing him his Link cosplay. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheTestAccount 03/04/20 2:27:31 PM #99:	TheHypnoToad posted... running an illegal prostitution ring called "Do me again" swallowing a poisonous To----ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD! <cite>TheTestAccount posted [p:935225670] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>TheHypnoToad posted... </cite> <quote>running an illegal prostitution ring called "Do me again"</quote>swallowing a poisonous To----ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Nintendo Master 03/04/20 2:29:01 PM #100:	TheTestAccount posted... swallowing a poisonous To----ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD! Using a false identity to do something they really shouldn't be doing and getting caught for it Edit: woops, was going for why they'd die, not go to jail --- He who laughs last thinks slowest. <cite>The Nintendo Master posted [p:935225738] in Based on o... [t:78431007]...</cite> <quote>TheTestAccount posted... </cite> <quote>swallowing a poisonous To----ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!</quote>Using a false identity to do something they really shouldn't be doing and getting caught for it Edit: woops, was going for why they'd die, not go to jail </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Based on our usernames, we assume why others will go to jail someday. (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > Based on our usernames, we assume why others will go to jail someday.