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Lost_All_Senses
03/04/20 2:34:45 PM
#101:


Eating my ass for skipping me.

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Bishop9800
03/04/20 2:43:52 PM
#102:


Lost_All_Senses posted...
Eating my ass for skipping me.


For acting like you don't have any sense....

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Lost_All_Senses
03/04/20 5:05:04 PM
#103:


Bishop9800 posted...
For acting like you don't have any sense....

Appreciate it. You will die being trampled by a horse moving in a weird illogical formation

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Bishop9800
03/04/20 5:12:07 PM
#104:


Lost_All_Senses posted...
Appreciate it. You will die being trampled by a horse moving in a weird illogical formation


Ok, I'm laughing my ass off on this!!!!

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SpaceBear_
03/04/20 7:51:02 PM
#105:


Bishop9800 posted...
Ok, I'm laughing my ass off on this!!!!

Excellent.

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Boombam99
03/04/20 7:53:25 PM
#106:


SpaceBear_ posted...
Excellent.

Launching a bear into outer space
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Tyranthraxus
03/04/20 7:56:22 PM
#107:


Boombam99 posted...
Launching a bear into outer space


Weapons of mass destruction

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Paragon21XX
03/04/20 7:59:30 PM
#108:


Tyranthraxus posted...
Weapons of mass destruction

Sending anthrax to people he considers to be a tyrant.
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MrResetti
03/04/20 8:04:36 PM
#109:


Paragon21XX posted...
Sending anthrax to people he considers to be a tyrant.
Decapitation by cymbal

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Umbreon
03/04/20 8:11:57 PM
#110:


MrResetti posted...
Decapitation by cymbal

Violence against a minor for "resetting too much".

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SpaceBear_
03/04/20 10:38:05 PM
#111:


Umbreon posted...
Violence against a minor for "resetting too much".

Dabbling in dark magic.

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Vicious_Dios
03/05/20 12:51:09 PM
#112:


Parking at the only handicapped spot.

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kayoticdreamz
03/05/20 2:15:37 PM
#113:


Vicious_Dios posted...
Parking at the only handicapped spot.
Starting the church "Vicious Dios" that is really an underground antifa organization that attacks all the other heathen religions.
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SrRd_RacinG
03/05/20 2:21:02 PM
#114:


kayoticdreamz posted...
Starting the church "Vicious Dios" that is really an underground antifa organization that attacks all the other heathen religions.

Psychotherapist uses hypnosis techniques to induce suicidal dreams in his patients.

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kayoticdreamz
03/05/20 3:41:55 PM
#115:


SrRd_RacinG posted...
Psychotherapist uses hypnosis techniques to induce suicidal dreams in his patients.
Lol love it
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DrizztLink
03/05/20 5:04:25 PM
#116:


SrRd_RacinG posted...
Psychotherapist uses hypnosis techniques to induce suicidal dreams in his patients.
Starts an underground racing ring for amoral genetic experiments

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TheTestAccount
03/06/20 2:05:32 AM
#117:


DrizztLink posted...
Starts an underground racing ring for amoral genetic experiments
Runs a d cosplay dungeons and dragons marathon that results in a lot of death and drugs being known as the fat drizzy link killer
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Bishop9800
03/06/20 2:11:42 AM
#118:


TheTestAccount posted...
Runs a d cosplay dungeons and dragons marathon that results in a lot of death and drugs being known as the fat drizzy link killer


preforming fake compatibility tests to young college girls

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DrizztLink
03/06/20 2:15:49 AM
#119:


Bishop9800 posted...
preforming fake compatibility tests to young college girls
Starting an underground business selling bisexual whores and also graphics cards

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SpaceBear_
03/06/20 1:38:54 PM
#120:


Killing the Hero of Hyrule with dual scimitar.

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Lost_All_Senses
03/06/20 1:47:03 PM
#121:


SpaceBear_ posted...
Killing the Hero of Hyrule with dual scimitar.

Humans find a planet containing only bears and you make it your sole mission to exterminate them. You get caught in your apartment making spacebear poison and spaceships because you listened to heavy metal on full blast 24/7 and your neighbors called the cops.

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SrRd_RacinG
03/06/20 7:32:06 PM
#122:


Lost_All_Senses posted...
Humans find a planet containing only bears and you make it your sole mission to exterminate them. You get caught in your apartment making spacebear poison and spaceships because you listened to heavy metal on full blast 24/7 and your neighbors called the cops.

Drowned customers in his sense deprivation tank business.

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EverDownward
03/06/20 7:35:57 PM
#123:


SrRd_RacinG posted...
Drowned customers in his sense deprivation tank business.
Participating in an unsanctioned 'SPEED RACER' Event, leaving multiple fans in catatonic stasis where they repeatedly, and unassailably ask: 'SPEED RACER'?

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"Miss, can you tell me your address? I need an address...I need an address, so we can send help."
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MachineJaipur
03/07/20 9:05:55 AM
#124:


Leading people down into the deepest cave and becoming responsible for one of their deaths
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Mareen
03/07/20 9:41:26 AM
#125:


Kidnapping people and attempting to turn them into machines one body part at a time.

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SrRd_RacinG
03/07/20 2:30:45 PM
#127:


Mareen posted...
Kidnapping people and attempting to turn them into machines one body part at a time.

Killer Marine goes on a rampage at his own base.

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FaceThePain
03/07/20 2:32:33 PM
#128:


SrRd_RacinG posted...

Hit 1 to many pedestrians while out racing.

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Ricemills
03/07/20 2:51:01 PM
#129:


FaceThePain posted...

indecent exposure.

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Shotgunnova
03/07/20 2:54:24 PM
#130:


Ricemills posted...
Torturing Jerry Rice in one of Holland's many fine windmills

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Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends
And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame
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TheFirstCeman
03/07/20 3:16:26 PM
#131:


Shotgunnova posted...
Torturing Jerry Rice in one of Holland's many fine windmills
Streaking across an nfl field naked firing a shotgun in the air screaming VOTE BERNIE SANDERS!

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Vicious_Dios
03/07/20 6:40:38 PM
#132:


indecent exposure.

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SrRd_RacinG
03/09/20 1:19:25 PM
#133:


Vicious_Dios posted...
indecent exposure.

You will go to jail for assaulting members of the local church with your fists.

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TheFirstCeman
03/09/20 1:30:48 PM
#134:


SrRd_RacinG posted...
You will go to jail for assaulting members of the local church with your fists.
crashing a wedding dressed as Speed Racer

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Ricemills
03/09/20 1:39:02 PM
#135:


TheFirstCeman posted...
crashing a wedding dressed as Speed Racer

leader of a degenerate cult.

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