Poll of the Day > I don't understand phone sex

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aHappySacka 02/20/20 7:31:09 PM #1:	Why would you want to have sex with a phone? --- You are now blinking and breathing manually. https://media.giphy.com/media/w9anbv8X6xovjNwIub/giphy.gif <cite>aHappySacka posted [p:934659465] in I don't un... [t:78420941]...</cite> <quote>Why would you want to have sex with a phone? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 02/20/20 7:32:38 PM #2:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYVO5bUFww0 --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZNqaAh6iLU <cite>Yellow posted [p:934659531] in I don't un... [t:78420941]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYVO5bUFww0 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 02/20/20 7:34:00 PM #3:	aHappySacka posted... Why would you want to have sex with a phone? Why would you not? --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:934659586] in I don't un... [t:78420941]...</cite> <quote>aHappySacka posted...</cite> <quote>Why would you want to have sex with a phone?</quote> Why would you not?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 02/20/20 7:34:23 PM #4:	the color and the shape --- Lemonheads <cite>Mead posted [p:934659606] in I don't un... [t:78420941]...</cite> <quote>the color and the shape </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrozenBananas 02/20/20 7:35:23 PM #5:	If youre phone was voiced by Scarlett Johansson youd understand --- why is the rum always gone... <cite>FrozenBananas posted [p:934659649] in I don't un... [t:78420941]...</cite> <quote>If youre phone was voiced by Scarlett Johansson youd understand </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 02/20/20 10:33:19 PM #6:	A phone knows it's way around a ring.... --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/YvP6isz <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:934666840] in I don't un... [t:78420941]...</cite> <quote>A phone knows it's way around a ring.... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 02/20/20 10:42:55 PM #7:	Many phones have a vibrate mode. --- Agatha "Your naked and they are nuns, it's not your eyes they're not looking at." Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing." <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:934667146] in I don't un... [t:78420941]...</cite> <quote>Many phones have a vibrate mode. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deoxxys 02/20/20 10:59:06 PM #8:	For long distance pleasure when you have no one else to screw, only really works if you are already intimate with that person since its heavily a mental thing. --- twylite sprinkle http://tinyurl.com/jeqyas3 https://tinyurl.com/mgvx7h2 <cite>deoxxys posted [p:934667705] in I don't un... [t:78420941]...</cite> <quote>For long distance pleasure when you have no one else to screw, only really works if you are already intimate with that person since its heavily a mental thing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aHappySacka 02/20/20 11:42:57 PM #9:	deoxxys posted... For long distance pleasure when you have no one else to screw, only really works if you are already intimate with that person since its heavily a mental thing. Wouldn't it be easier to Etch A Sketch a picture of them then? then make love to the Etch A Sketch? --- You are now blinking and breathing manually. https://media.giphy.com/media/w9anbv8X6xovjNwIub/giphy.gif <cite>aHappySacka posted [p:934669301] in I don't un... [t:78420941]...</cite> <quote>deoxxys posted... </cite> <quote>For long distance pleasure when you have no one else to screw, only really works if you are already intimate with that person since its heavily a mental thing.</quote>Wouldn't it be easier to Etch A Sketch a picture of them then? then make love to the Etch A Sketch? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
zebatov 02/20/20 11:46:16 PM #10:	FrozenBananas posted... If youre phone was voiced by Scarlett Johansson youd understand I dont think her voice is the things shes known for. --- C was right. <cite>zebatov posted [p:934669402] in I don't un... [t:78420941]...</cite> <quote>FrozenBananas posted... </cite> <quote>If youre phone was voiced by Scarlett Johansson youd understand</quote>I dont think her voice is the things shes known for. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 02/20/20 11:49:25 PM #11:	zebatov posted... I dont think her voice is the things shes known for. she does have a distinctive voice though --- Lemonheads <cite>Mead posted [p:934669510] in I don't un... [t:78420941]...</cite> <quote>zebatov posted... </cite> <quote>I dont think her voice is the things shes known for.</quote> she does have a distinctive voice though </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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