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Frostmourne
02/19/20 3:51:22 AM
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You now have all powers of the DnD class you selected.










These powers will help you fight off a million zombies coming for you at your house. And you are the only one there to stop them. Are you ok with your choice?
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MikeBloomberg
02/19/20 3:52:13 AM
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*puts on robe and wizard hat*
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Mizznox
02/19/20 3:54:11 AM
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Went with the first letter of my name, C

Fucking up the undead? Yeah, I think that'll come in handy.
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DrizztLink
02/19/20 3:54:13 AM
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MikeBloomberg posted...
*puts on robe and wizard hat*
*Lounges about in Sorcerer pajamas*

Fuckin' neeeeeeerrrrd

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gunplagirl
02/19/20 3:54:43 AM
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Cast Wish, ez pz

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King Rial
02/19/20 4:01:18 AM
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Frostmourne posted...
Fighter

Could I be more boring?
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MrMallard
02/19/20 4:02:25 AM
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I picked D because it's the fourth letter of the alphabet, and I always pick 4.

Should have gone with B, goddamnit.

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MikeBloomberg
02/19/20 4:02:34 AM
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DrizztLink posted...

*Lounges about in Sorcerer pajamas*

Fuckin' neeeeeeerrrrd


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gunplagirl
02/19/20 4:03:53 AM
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King Rial posted...
Could I be more boring?

Bugbear fighter with polearm master feat, use a halberd and go battle master. On your turns you have a reach of 15 feet, and you can use a superiority dice for one of their tactics to add 5 more feet to their reach. 20 foot reach, you're basically a mid range fighter and could just stand by the mages lol.

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MabusIncarnate
02/19/20 4:09:23 AM
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Paladin

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teepan95
02/19/20 4:10:59 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Paladin

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dib153
02/19/20 4:22:04 AM
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Mizznox posted...
Went with the first letter of my name, C

Fucking up the undead? Yeah, I think that'll come in handy.

Same. Even if I have to rekill the undead I can then reanimated their redeceased corpses and fight off the remaining undead with my newly acquired horde of undeader soldiers

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DrizztLink
02/19/20 4:28:39 AM
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Shotgunnova
02/19/20 4:49:46 AM
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Always bet on F.

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Tyrannosaurus
02/19/20 5:01:54 AM
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Wizard, nice

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sauceje
02/19/20 5:01:54 AM
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Picked C. Seems like a good fit, although a million zombies is obviously far too many for anyone to handle

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pegusus123456
02/19/20 5:16:03 AM
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sauceje posted...
Picked C. Seems like a good fit, although a million zombies is obviously far too many for anyone to handle
Cleric could probably do it actually. Three uses of Turn Undead which would destroy any zombies within 30 feet. Lots of Spirit Guardian uses to kill attack anything within 15 feet. Divine Word to instantly stun any within 30 feet for an hour. A 100 foot Earthquake. Gate and Etherealness to get the hell outta there if things go bad.

Automatic success on Divine Intervention which is you requesting and receiving a literal act of God probably helps too.

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DrizztLink
02/19/20 5:29:21 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Bugbear fighter with polearm master feat, use a halberd and go battle master. On your turns you have a reach of 15 feet, and you can use a superiority dice for one of their tactics to add 5 more feet to their reach. 20 foot reach, you're basically a mid range fighter and could just stand by the mages lol.


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gunplagirl
02/19/20 5:37:19 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
2005 so that would have been 3.5? But yeah that's basically the idea.

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jumi
02/19/20 5:58:43 AM
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Cleric.

Bring it, zombies, so that thou might be smited.

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Crazyman93
02/19/20 6:49:39 AM
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Dammit, I got Cleric.

Guess I'll start going to brothels and offering to heal STDs for 1000 bucks a person.
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PMarth2002
02/19/20 6:50:01 AM
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Monk. Use my awesome monk speed to run away. I don't think i'd be able to win against a million fucking zombies.

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nevershine
02/19/20 6:57:56 AM
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I went with B because my name starts with B...
wish I would have gone with S, tho...but I think I could handle myself being a barbarian
gimmie a big ass sword or a giant axe and ill do just fine

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Frostmourne
02/20/20 12:11:58 AM
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<_<
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ChaoticNeutral
02/20/20 12:13:27 AM
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Goddamn shitty fuckin Ranger
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boxington
02/20/20 12:14:51 AM
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I chose 'p' for paladin

but I'm not familiar with D&D stuff, so I don't know how well I'd fare.

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Gurifisu
02/20/20 12:23:11 AM
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The fuck does a cleric do? I'm DnD-challenged. That some white mage shit?

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ArchNemo
02/20/20 12:26:27 AM
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Cleric

I think this is the first time I've picked the best choice in one of these
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ChaoticNeutral
02/20/20 12:27:39 AM
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AssultTank posted...
Clerics are like a cross between a white mage and a catholic priest, with some battle abilities built in.

My current campaign, I'm actually running a battle priest and am optimized for front line combat. At level 2, I'm able to tank somewhat effectively, do some minor crowd control, and dish out a decent amount of damage in melee.
Clerics are holy warriors that wear heavy armor and smite heretic casuals with the holy power of their God
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DevsBro
02/20/20 12:30:19 AM
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Got Fighter.

I dunno much about DnD but if Ranger is a bow user, I wish I got that instead lol.

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Dante121487
02/20/20 12:30:42 AM
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*enjoys being cleric*

Feels good to be a class that not a lot of people choose.

*Selects Cleric*

*Cleric is top answer*

Sigh...

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pegusus123456
02/20/20 12:31:57 AM
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Hairistotle posted...
i got barbarian. how strong does that make me? could i be a superhero?
Yes. You'd be able to lift 720 pounds and comfortably carry half that. They also typically have one of, if not the highest HP of all the classes. Your rage lets you shrug off bludgeoning and piercing damage, so you'd shrug off the zombies' attacks. That's if the zombies even hit you since your unarmored defense would make it very tough for the zombies to actually do so. If you do somehow die, you have a good chance of being so mad that you just don't give a fuck and come back to life. You'd probably be able to single-handedly murder all million zombies with a sledgehammer.

This is assuming the zombies are D&D zombies anyway.

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ChaoticNeutral
02/20/20 12:32:34 AM
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AssultTank posted...
That would be more paladins. Clerics more traditionally wear medium armor. <_<
Bro are you going to debate me and my D&D knowledge?

Let's go by 5th edition.

Domains that wear heavy armor:

Life, Forge, Tempest, Nature, War

Domains that wear Medium Armor:

Light, Trickery, Grave

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QassTank
02/20/20 12:34:50 AM
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ChaoticNeutral posted...
Bro are you going to debate me and my D&D knowledge?

Let's go by 5th edition.

Domains that wear heavy armor:

Life, Forge, Tempest, Nature, War

Domains that wear Medium Armor:

Light, Trickery, Grave

More Clerics in current 5th edition rules wear heavy armor than not.
4th and 5th edition changed that for clerics. In previous editions all clerics were restricted to medium armor types. Hence the traditionally...

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pegusus123456
02/20/20 12:36:05 AM
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DevsBro posted...
Got Fighter.

I dunno much about DnD but if Ranger is a bow user, I wish I got that instead lol.
Rangers are commonly considered the most underpowered D&D class, I believe. One of the reasons is because the fighter is able to use a bow better than a ranger can.

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ChaoticNeutral
02/20/20 12:37:39 AM
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QassTank posted...
4th and 5th edition changed that for clerics. In previous editions all clerics were restricted to medium armor types. Hence the traditionally...
In 2nd and 3rd edition they literally could wear heavy armor, the hell is going on here? I'm surrounded by proto casuals
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QassTank
02/20/20 12:38:35 AM
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ChaoticNeutral posted...
In 2nd and 3rd edition they literally could wear heavy armor, the hell is going on here? I'm surrounded by proto casuals
They could, but they were restricted from casting spells while they did. Unless your DM ignored that rule...

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ChaoticNeutral
02/20/20 12:38:44 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Rangers are commonly considered the most underpowered D&D class, I believe. One of the reasons is because the fighter is able to use a bow better than a ranger can.
Current (5th edition) Rangers are God awful, low tier classes.

Literally Fighters make better archers and Druids a
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ChaoticNeutral
02/20/20 12:39:29 AM
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QassTank posted...
They could, but they were restricted from casting spells while they did. Unless your DM ignored that rule...
They can take feats in 3rd to bypass that restriction, and there was no restriction in 2nd edition for them casting Divine magic in heavy armor

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DrizztLink
02/20/20 1:07:25 AM
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ChaoticNeutral posted...
They can take feats in 3rd to bypass that restriction, and there was no restriction in 2nd edition for them casting Divine magic in heavy armor
I was gonna say, I'm pretty sure Anomen always has some fuckin' heavy armor on while being a pretentious lil bitch

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gunplagirl
02/20/20 2:03:26 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Rangers are commonly considered the most underpowered D&D class, I believe. One of the reasons is because the fighter is able to use a bow better than a ranger can.

Might need a feat but yeah, they get extra stat boosts and feats so they're the best archers besides maybe a specific type of bard.

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gguirao
02/20/20 2:06:48 AM
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Paladin.

I gain communities to fear and disease and the ability to heal people. Do I have to be lawful and good to maintain my powers?

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gunplagirl
02/20/20 2:36:11 AM
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gguirao posted...
Paladin.

I gain communities to fear and disease and the ability to heal people. Do I have to be lawful and good to maintain my powers?

Depends on the type of paladin and what god or patron or whatever you get your powers from, supposing it even is from them and not merely as part of making an oath that resulted in gaining their favor and powers as a result. So basically... How's your backstory and what's your DM like?

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02/20/20 3:17:16 AM
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anth0ny
02/20/20 3:19:10 AM
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nukka'!?!


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