Current Events > I found the easiest way to make a Texan seethe as a Californian.

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Turbam
02/18/20 6:31:39 AM
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If you hear them say "You guys are trying to make Texas just like California" respond with "...you mean, better?"

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The Trent
02/18/20 7:05:15 AM
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Yes that sure makes anger

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Kolibri X
02/18/20 7:10:41 AM
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An economic refugee from Commiefornia would say something like this.

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specialkid8
02/18/20 7:13:48 AM
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Tell him you forgot the Alamo.
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treewojima
02/18/20 7:15:17 AM
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Tell them that only steers and queers come from Texas, and they're definitely no bovine
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DanHaren2019
02/18/20 7:56:01 AM
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Having frequented both... I can say that Texans hate California but Californians really don't give a shit about Texas. It's just unimportant to them.
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Notti
02/18/20 7:57:45 AM
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Tell em "What, are you afraid of competition? Can't secede from progress, Tex-ass."

(hit em right in the capitalism and history)
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Southernfatman
02/18/20 7:58:45 AM
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If you don't act like Texas is a literal paradise on Earth, it'll make a lot of Texans mad.

The Spongebob Texas scene is documentary like.

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Solar_Crimson
02/18/20 8:16:48 AM
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Kolibri X posted...
An economic refugee from Commiefornia would say something like this.
Buzzword.

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AlisLandale
02/18/20 8:22:59 AM
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Southernfatman posted...
If you don't act like Texas is a literal paradise on Earth, it'll make a lot of Texans mad.

The Spongebob Texas scene is documentary like.

I mean, tbh, every Californian I know is like this.

Even the most light-hearted ribbing of California is treated like you dishonored the last five generations of their family.

Luckily I was raised in Delawhere, so we were never brainwashed into something as silly as state pride

because theres fucking nothing over there

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El Mexicano Texano
02/18/20 8:23:28 AM
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Squall28
02/18/20 8:27:13 AM
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If California is so much better, then why are so many of them moving to Texas? Cali is an expensive shit hole ontop of absurd state taxes.

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Southernfatman
02/18/20 8:29:18 AM
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AlisLandale posted...


I mean, tbh, every Californian I know is like this.

Even the most light-hearted ribbing of California is treated like you dishonored the last five generations of their family.

Luckily I was raised in Delawhere, so we were never brainwashed into something as silly as state pride

because theres fucking nothing over there


True. Californians are bad about it too. People from NYC might be the worst though.

Also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK_FiRm6ZK8

I can't say anything though. I'm from Mississippi.

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Kolibri X
02/18/20 8:30:40 AM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Buzzword.
Still mad.

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KillerSlaw
02/18/20 8:33:38 AM
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Can't wait till Austin is covered in Shit, Needles and Bums just like San Fran

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Middle hope
02/18/20 8:37:49 AM
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KillerSlaw posted...
Can't wait till Austin is covered in Shit, Needles and Bums just like San Fran
Isnt it already like that

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
02/18/20 8:46:06 AM
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California has insane taxes, shitty laws, everything is laughably expensive, and they pretend to be this amazing state when most people know it is a shit hole.

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Notti
02/18/20 8:46:33 AM
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Middle hope posted...

Isnt it already like that


A lot of places let their homeless die of starvation, easily fixable medical issues, and the cold. That way, those places can claim to be "better" than Commiefornia.
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ViewtifulGrave
02/18/20 9:01:36 AM
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I dont get these California hate topics.

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treewojima
02/18/20 9:06:08 AM
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ViewtifulGrave posted...
I dont get these California hate topics.

Cali is a rich state that is easy to pick on because it's "liberal"
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MFBKBass5
02/18/20 9:11:36 AM
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DanHaren2019 posted...
Having frequented both... I can say that Texans hate California but Californians really don't give a shit about Texas. It's just unimportant to them.


Born and raised in Houston...and this statement about Texans hating California is super incorrect haha.

Honestly, us true Texans think every state is inferior to Texas, so its not specific to California.

If anything, Texans appreciate Cali for its weather at least, as Texas heat and humidity is a rough ass time.

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mooreandrew58
02/18/20 9:22:58 AM
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I have a co worker that was going on about how great call is and another co worker brought up cost of living. Dude got pissed saying it was a bullshit myth and proceeded to list what he claimed was the only things more expensive. Housing and I believe gas was on that list and other co worker was just like "the fuck do you consider cost of living?"

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Touch
02/18/20 9:24:55 AM
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ViewtifulGrave posted...
I dont get these California hate topics.
This tbh. Gives me salt for my caramel tho

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LostForest
02/18/20 10:24:37 AM
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I'm from New York and have no affinity to either Texas or California, but OP is cringey as fuck.

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Phantom_Nook
02/18/20 10:35:43 AM
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I asked my mom if I would be gang raped and murdered by a mob for wearing a California shirt in Texas. She said no, but I know I got some looks.
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KillerSlaw
02/18/20 10:36:35 AM
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treewojima posted...
Cali is a rich state that is easy to pick on because it's "liberal"

If it's so rich why can't it pick up the shit and needles off the streets in San Fran and house the homeless in LA?

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Squall28
02/18/20 10:47:11 AM
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Cali isn't rich lol. They have the highest debt of any state by an insane margin despite collecting insane income tax.

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Paragon21XX
02/18/20 10:51:39 AM
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If California is so much better, then why are Californians fleeing en masse to Texas? Checkmate, carpetbaggers.
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spanky1
02/18/20 10:59:55 AM
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DanHaren2019 posted...
Having frequented both... I can say that Texans hate California but Californians really don't give a shit about Texas. It's just unimportant to them.

The reason for this is because Californians migrate to texas, but texans dont migrate to cali.

It's like saying Americans dont like Mexico but Mexico doesn't care about america.

And what's up with my autocorrect just randomly deciding when to capitalize names. Wtf, autocorrect.
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Turbam
02/18/20 11:16:10 AM
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Guys this was a shitpost, don't actually argue about dumb shit like this :V

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The Trent
02/18/20 11:17:16 AM
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i'm too busy raging to argue

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KillerSlaw
02/18/20 11:23:29 AM
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Turbam posted...
Guys this was a shitpost, don't actually argue about dumb shit like this :V

I'm pretty sure we're all shitposting, bro

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Notti
02/20/20 5:58:49 AM
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Notti
02/22/20 4:23:03 AM
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Nukleen
02/22/20 6:38:42 AM
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Don't forget why you left California.

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Ryuko_Chan
02/22/20 7:10:52 AM
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hate people like this and im not even an american period
stop moving to places to try to make them like your home, because then the reason you had to leave in the first place will recur

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mooreandrew58
02/22/20 7:12:02 AM
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Ryuko_Chan posted...
hate people like this and im not even an american period
stop moving to places to try to make them like your home, because then the reason you had to leave in the first place will recur

Exactly if thata all you are gonna do just stay put and try to change what you dont like about where you are.

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Vicious_Dios
02/22/20 8:24:54 AM
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....What?

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Ivynn
02/22/20 8:39:45 AM
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Why are some people acting like San Francisco is the entirety of California?

It's a big state, there's other stuff there.

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Notti
02/24/20 3:56:03 AM
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Ivynn posted...
Why are some people acting like San Francisco is the entirety of California?

It's a big state, there's other stuff there.


There are even more rural Republicans in Cali than several other states put together.
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