Poll of the Day > Can steak still cure me?

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This may be hard to believe, but throughout my life, if I got sick (which was rare), eating steak could cure me. Seriously. Cold? Eat steak and it's gone, flu? Might take 2 steaks..but I'm game. Sprained my leg....buncha steaks but it gets better fast.

Didn't work on everything, I had migraines for a long time based on stress and lack of sleep, and steak didn't help with them (did help with colds etc I would get for the same reasons though.

I would usually combine it with heavy exercise and a hot shower (including thouroughly washing my hair, no clue why that helped), but it really worked many many times.

Well I got a cold, so I just had a nice juicy Rib eye steak, let us see if it can still do the job.

There is a reason why I have failed over and over again to go vegetarian, I literally feel ill if I go too long without eating beef of some kind, and I have been cutting back again....which may be why I got the cold in the first place.

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I'm making steak rn

Jefejonny posted...

I'm making steak rn

May it cure all your ills or prevent future ones.

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https://youtu.be/jFZeZANQSyE?t=5

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Maybe you're low protein and just need a hot beef injection

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Honestly I think it has to be some kind of psychological thing, cause there really is no explanation for it. Even if I was actually a carnivor and only got anything from eating meats, it still would not explain why it actually seems to make me feel better and cause me to get well faster.

The mind though, can do amazing things. When I was young, I didn't get to eat much, pretty much only school lunches, and so when I started being able to eat meat etc at 11, it was amazing (there was of course meat in school lunches, but not that often, or much). I think that joy, that......love.....of meat just stayed with me, and it puts my body into hyper drive causing it to fight off colds/infections etc and heal faster.

No clue, but it really works. I'm feeling better already, my congestion is mostly gone, no headache and my stomach is not upset. Meanwhile just eating a bagle with peanut butter made it upset earlier.

Also that simpsons quote is so me lolz.

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