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WastelandCowboy
02/13/20 2:42:32 PM
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Got into an accident and couldn't come to school
But when he finally came back
His hair had turned from black into bright white
He said that it was from when
The cars had smashed so hard

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
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Antbregante
02/13/20 2:53:29 PM
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Once, there was this kid who
Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint
And when he finally came back
He had cane marks all over his bottom
He said that it was from when
The warden whacked it so hard

Mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm

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I_Always_Die
02/13/20 2:55:23 PM
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And then, there was this guy who
Made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his weiner
And when he finally came to
He found that Mr. Happy was missing
He couldn't quite explain it
It'd always just been there

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ParanoidObsessive
02/13/20 2:55:58 PM
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It's not "kid", is it? I always thought it was "boy". Except for the part where it's about a girl instead.
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Mead
02/13/20 4:37:27 PM
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and everything he sees is just blue

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captpackrat
02/13/20 4:42:17 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1n9fS7fcog&t=25

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BlazeAndBlade
02/13/20 5:49:01 PM
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There once was a man from China who wasn't a very good climber. He slipped on a rock. And cut off his cock. And now he's got a vagina.

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