Current Events > What would you tell your 17 year old self today?

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Famalam

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Tell him how to find porn instead of just awkwardly watching HBO and hoping boobs came on >_<
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I'd tell him to get out before it's too late.

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the cake is a lie, bro

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I'd tell him that no matter how hot a girl is, that doesn't give her the right to hit you, and doesn't make her worth it.

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Find yourself before you find a girl.
But he wont listen because he needs to get laid and its all that drives him.
And i wouldnt be where im at unless i had a lot of total shit experiences that ive learned (and continue to learn) from

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Stop being such a prude about weed and booze, go have fun with your friends, it's fucking senior year and you're all going away to college soon.

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The girl you like also likes you. Make a goddamn move.

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The moment you think about it, do it. We don't have much time.

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Pepys Monster posted...

I'd tell him that no matter how hot a girl is, that doesn't give her the right to hit you, and doesn't make her worth it.

bruh

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"It gets worse. You still miss her. Keep going."

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Don't skip out on school, you idiot. You were qualified for so many scholarships until you stopped giving a fuck.

Ask her out sooner, try to actually fucking sleep more than once every three days, lift more. Also, Jerrys, did I know about Jerrys yet? That place is the best.

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Id tell him to quit fucking off and focus on his future, instead of partying and breaking shit. But i wouldnt listen so id have to kick my own ass so the stubborn fuck would get the message.

"Do it. You're going to regret not going through with it. It won't get better, and you already know that."

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"You're trans dumbass"

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i would tell myself
you are good enough. dont wait for it to happen. make it happen. use smaller milestones towards your goals. make it happen. you can do anything you put youre mind to.

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switch major to engineering, you are smart enough to handle it if you actually study :(

Quit worrying about women

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I would tell myself to stay away, it's a trap. Also go do something personal for the greater good.

"When you think that bacon looks undercooked, it is. You'll know when that happens."

Just talk to her. Quit being scared.

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Nothing.

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Ugh. Such a bad year.. I don't know where to start..

"Bitcoin you fucking moron"
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Stop drinking.

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bitcoin or bust
you might think 300 bucks is too much for one coin. oh you sweet summer child

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also...
"stay away from CE, dude"

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I would tell him to get into game design sooner.

I would tell him to be more direct and have more agency rather than going with the flow and hoping to land where he wanted.

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Push hard for help getting a driver's license.

Beyond that, most of my problems probably started well before I was 17.
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Drugs are bad Mkay

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Take life a lil more serious and actually put effort into stuff. I'm not shaken up about it tho


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Create a social media networking site and call it Facebook

cmiller4642 posted...

Create a social media networking site and call it Facebook

I feel like this would just cause you to be confused until Facebook actually comes out and you'd be like "Oooh, that's what I meant"

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Lost_All_Senses posted...

I feel like this would just cause you to be confused until Facebook actually comes out and you'd be like "Oooh, that's what I meant"

I would blueprint it out

"Hey *young me* this motherfucker Zuckerberg is a billionaire, beat him to the punch by creating the exact same thing"

Or Twitter

cmiller4642 posted...

I would blueprint it out

"Hey *young me* this motherfucker Zuckerberg is a billionaire, beat him to the punch by creating the exact same thing"

Or Twitter

But you wouldn't know what he was gonna make until he announced it.

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Bet on Leicester City to win da premier league in 2016
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The girl you like is a hoe. just drop your feelings for her. 10 years from now during her bachelorette party she will proposition you to hook up for old time sake and confirms she was being serious over the next few days when you brushed it off as a drunk text, just months before she is going to get married to the guy she chose over you when you revealed your feelings like a dumbass. she isnt endgame material.

keep hooking up with her for practice and dont try and turn it into a relationship which will get you rejected and in hindsight ruined the good thing you had going.

I'd tell myself to focus on my studies and get a decent paying job....

Id tell him to date the girl that I passed up on for my ex. Worst mistake of my life.

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Study
Eat well
Save
Work out

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Dont ever give up and avoid women with mental health issues.

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"Get a job before enrolling in college."

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No one cares.
You do you.
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Spend less time on spiritual and philosophical shit, and don't wait for things to happen. You are not destined to be some legendary protagonist and you are definitely not special or unique.
That does not mean however that you can't accomplish great things. Spend more time working out and developing some skills, and actively seek out opportunities. And no, you won't instantly be successful, because it doesn't work that way. Work for it, and work hard.

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"You have next to nothing to look forward to, just as you thought."

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Crono99 posted...

I'd just recite the incantation to trade my body with his and leave him stuck in the past

Then I just do the same thing over and over with different versions of me and end up living forever

username checks out

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Buy as much bitcoin as you can and sell it all in December 2017

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She might be big and strong and intimidating, but she isn't looking for you because she's mad at you. She loves you. Kiss her, damn it, or you'll lose her forever.

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