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EvalAngell
01/31/20 5:08:15 PM
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Han is back from the dead.

You can't make it up lol

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Duncanwii
01/31/20 5:10:46 PM
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Han Solo? Well I suppose we never saw the body.

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EvalAngell
01/31/20 5:11:45 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Han Solo? Well I suppose we never saw the body.

Same with Sheev I guess right?

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spikethedevil
01/31/20 5:11:50 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Han Solo? Well I suppose we never saw the body.

I think he means Han from Fast and the Furious?

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DeadBankerDream
01/31/20 5:12:32 PM
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It's weird that TC thinks people would have a clue what the name of any Fast and Furious character is.

Also the topic title marks the topic as containing Fast and Furious spoilers, but not as containing Star Wars spoilers, which it obviously does.

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Reis
01/31/20 5:13:12 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
I think he means Han from Fast and the Furious?

lol he's obviously talking about Hans Gruber
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EvalAngell
01/31/20 5:15:23 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
It's weird that TC thinks people would have a clue what the name of any Fast and Furious character is.

I guess I had a little more faith in CE. I thought there were a few F&F fans on here.

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EvalAngell
01/31/20 5:16:07 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
It's weird that TC thinks people would have a clue what the name of any Fast and Furious character is.

Also the topic title marks the topic as containing Fast and Furious spoilers, but not as containing Star Wars spoilers, which it obviously does.

*Writes out fun police ticket and puts it in TC's mailbox*

is it really a spoiler if Palpatine was shown alive in the original TROS trailers though?

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Scotty_Rogers
01/31/20 5:16:57 PM
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I thought Han already came back to life. Or did they kill him off a second time and brought him back? I don't know much about the Fast and Furious movies; trash.

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EvalAngell
01/31/20 5:20:06 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
I thought Han already came back to life. Or did they kill him off a second time and brought him back? I don't know much about the Fast and Furious movies; trash.

he died in Tokyo Drift...then returned in Fast & Furious 4, 5 and 6, which all technically occurred prior to Furious 7 which is when they acknowledge Han's death.

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RebelElite791
01/31/20 5:23:15 PM
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EvalAngell posted...
is it really a spoiler if Palpatine was shown alive in the original TROS trailers though?
No

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iPhone_7
01/31/20 5:32:42 PM
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I think Ive seen like 4 F&F films, I dont remember a Hans, I dont remember any of their names.

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specialkid8
01/31/20 5:43:40 PM
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EvalAngell posted...
he died in Tokyo Drift...then returned in Fast & Furious 4, 5 and 6, which all technically occurred prior to Furious 7 which is when they acknowledge Han's death.

Yeah, I don't think anyone would have even noticed if they never mentioned the weird Tokyo Drift timeline stuff. I don't think your typical Monster slamming F&F fan cares too much about the lore.
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Zikten
01/31/20 5:45:10 PM
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Han. not Hans. it's the asian guy. he was supposedly murdered in one of the movies. and was gone until now

he's in the ending to this trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kopyc23VfSw

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AlecSkorpio
01/31/20 5:49:06 PM
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For all of the "Hobbs and SHaw isn't fast and furious!" shit I heard, this looks even dumber than Hobbs and Shaw.

Also, really wasted an opportunity having Dom race Death himself for Han's soul.


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SuperMariano3
01/31/20 5:50:12 PM
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Isn't the OP a Star Wars spoiler.

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Zikten
01/31/20 5:53:37 PM
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SuperMariano3 posted...
Isn't the OP a Star Wars spoiler.
it's not really a spoiler if it's in the trailer. and that was in the trailer for Rise of Skywalker. they didn't try to hide it
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Abiz_
01/31/20 5:58:07 PM
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I still don't get how a illegal racing movie turns into this series. Also what is with John Cena expression. It's the weirdest tough guy pout I have ever seen.
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ViewtifulGrave
01/31/20 5:59:25 PM
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SuperMariano3 posted...
Isn't the OP a Star Wars spoiler.
Its in all of the trailers and Disney made a big deal out of it at one of their events.

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Jiggy101011
01/31/20 5:59:59 PM
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Fast 9 pulling the Uncharted 4 'I have a brother I've never mentioned' storyline.

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AlecSkorpio
01/31/20 6:00:23 PM
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The more I think about it, the more disappointed I am.

I honestly expected them to go even crazier, like space races or literally racing demons for Hans soul.

Barring that, they could have went back to more street race focused narrative.

Instead we're getting the exact same shit we've gotten for 3 movies straight. Four if you count Hobbs and Shaw. Fast and Furious has somehow made itself stale.

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EvalAngell
01/31/20 6:01:50 PM
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AlecSkorpio posted...
Fast and Furious has somehow made itself stale.

no way. i'm as hyped as ever. And you know that they're gonna bring every single hero & villain back for the inevitable Endgame-esque Fast X Furious

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Bass_X0
01/31/20 6:02:04 PM
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EvalAngell posted...
Han is back from the dead.

You can't make it up lol

Do it.

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AlecSkorpio
01/31/20 6:03:57 PM
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EvalAngell posted...
no way. i'm as hyped as ever. And you know that they're gonna bring every single hero & villain back for the inevitable Endgame-esque Fast X Furious

You can't capture the magic of Fast Five again, espeically without Paul

I watch this trailer and I just keep thinking "Paul Walker died for this?"

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DevsBro
01/31/20 6:06:45 PM
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Maybe FnF9 takes place before 6? Does the trailer implies it doesn't? I haven't seen it.

Afterall, 3 takes place after 4, 5 and 6.

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EvalAngell
01/31/20 6:09:14 PM
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AlecSkorpio posted...
I watch this trailer and I just keep thinking "Paul Walker died for this?"

I'm willing to bet you see him in this movie. I thought I read somewhere that his brother Cody did a lot of motion capturing or whatever and the family was ready for Universal to try and bring Brian back in some capacity. That may be the "big" reveal that they're holding back.

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AlecSkorpio
01/31/20 6:23:10 PM
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DevsBro posted...
Maybe FnF9 takes place before 6? Does the trailer implies it doesn't? I haven't seen it.

Afterall, 3 takes place after 4, 5 and 6.

Dom's son is in 9

Charlize Theron returns in 9

Both of those are carry over plot points from 8

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AuthenticZac
01/31/20 6:41:48 PM
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Well... I guess this explains why the crew didn't stay mad at Statham's character for too long. That aside, it looks like complete schlock. I get that you are supposed to turn your brain off to this franchise, but there is a limit (especially the bridge scene in the trailer).
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AsucaHayashi
01/31/20 6:42:02 PM
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looks better than the spin-off which pissed off vin diesel btw.

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Allanon23
01/31/20 6:50:12 PM
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As dumb as these movies are, they are fine when you're in the mood for an action movie.

The bridge scenes were so damn ridiculous that I love them.


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