Current Events > Man accused of kissing random teenage girl's ass blames umbrellas.
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UnfairRepresent 01/29/20 4:32:48 AM #1: |
A Florida man accused of kissing and touching a teenagers buttocks provided police with an odd explanation for the crime.
According to the Naples Daily News, a teenage girl told Naples Police that she was sleeping on the beach on Monday when she awoke to 50-year-old Matthew Brabyn, kissing and touching the outer cloth of her bathing suit on her butt. Authorities caught up with Brabyn, who told them that he didnt mean to fall on the teenager, but he tripped over some umbrellas, according to the Naples Daily News. Brabyn was arrested, charged with misdemeanor battery and taken to the Naples Jail Center. https://i.imgur.com/h8phkC2.jpg The Penguin strikes again --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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anth0ny 01/29/20 4:34:20 AM #2: |
tl;dr
trumps America everyone --- moo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 01/29/20 4:35:01 AM #3: |
anth0ny posted...
tl;dr its literally 4 short paragraphs... --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Benify 01/29/20 4:37:46 AM #4: |
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Keith_Valentine 01/29/20 4:41:24 AM #5: |
Rot behind bars, perverted trash.
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Killmonger 01/29/20 4:43:00 AM #6: |
This happened back in 2017. Still, yikes.
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Heineken14 01/29/20 4:45:13 AM #7: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
A Florida man Sounds about right. --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Reis 01/29/20 4:50:12 AM #8: |
TRUMP'S India
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Kitt 01/29/20 5:05:06 AM #9: |
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DarthWendy 01/29/20 7:01:36 AM #10: |
 --- Ave Caesar, Rosae Rosam et Spiritus Rex ! - Voila, ca ne veut absolument rien dire mais l'effet reste le meme https://i.imgtc.com/eRE0ORV.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YellowMustard69 01/29/20 7:29:13 AM #11: |
Lol weird story. Wonder how they proved he was lying.
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Machete 01/29/20 7:31:38 AM #12: |
I don't get why this even happened
UnfairRepresent posted... A Florida man Never mind yes I do. --- #DetestableDonald #LockTrumpUp ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 01/29/20 7:35:46 AM #13: |
God damn umbrellas. Most of my record is because of those sneaky pranksters.
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NathanX95 01/30/20 9:10:46 PM #15: |
Kitt posted...
Dolph Lundgren?The Great Value brand. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Eat More Beef 01/30/20 9:22:11 PM #16: |
Thought it was gonna be about Japan, honestly.
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Kensaimage 01/30/20 9:28:53 PM #17: |
anth0ny posted...
tl;dr Yes, this is somehow Trumps fault, lol ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KillerKhan420 01/30/20 9:31:48 PM #18: |
He tripped and puckered up as he fell down it the only explanation!
Walking down the beach and accidentally french kissing some girls asshole. Sounds like the guy doesn't care if it's clean or marinated. --- "I know how the business works because I'm a wrestling fan"-hulkhogan1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 01/30/20 11:18:33 PM #19: |
DarthWendy posted...
lol --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Machete 01/31/20 7:19:59 AM #20: |
Kensaimage posted...
Yes. You are correct. It is indeed trump's fault. --- #TreacherousTrump #LockTrumpUp ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere Man 01/31/20 7:38:55 AM #21: |
DarthWendy posted...
Look if they can make a guy get into a fist fight with a boulder they can make a guy do this! No one is safe anymore! Hide your panties! --- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DeadBankerDream 01/31/20 7:42:45 AM #22: |
When Unfair posts these kind of stories its usually always Japan Man, not Florida Man, so I am kind of surprised here.
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