Current Events > AC Odyssey's romance options are cracking me up so far

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eston 01/27/20 2:17:54 PM #1:	I'm like 60 hours in now and I've only had two women try to hook up with me... but then like a constant stream of thirsty dudes trying to get it on. At one point there was two brothers who both wanted to fuck me. Playing as Alexios btw --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg https://imgur.com/8kjZU <cite>eston posted [p:933559023] in AC Odyssey... [t:78363954]...</cite> <quote>I'm like 60 hours in now and I've only had two women try to hook up with me... but then like a constant stream of thirsty dudes trying to get it on. At one point there was two brothers who both wanted to fuck me. Playing as Alexios btw </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sylverlolol 01/27/20 2:26:32 PM #2:	...yes, this was quite common in ancient Greece. --- This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. <cite>sylverlolol posted [p:933559361] in AC Odyssey... [t:78363954]...</cite> <quote>...yes, this was quite common in ancient Greece. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 01/27/20 2:27:40 PM #3:	sylverlolol posted... ...yes, this was quite common in ancient Greece. So if I play as the chick, is it all women trying to fuck me? --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg https://imgur.com/8kjZU <cite>eston posted [p:933559416] in AC Odyssey... [t:78363954]...</cite> <quote>sylverlolol posted... </cite> <quote>...yes, this was quite common in ancient Greece.</quote>So if I play as the chick, is it all women trying to fuck me? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hockeybub89 01/27/20 2:30:10 PM #5:	eston posted... So if I play as the chick, is it all women trying to fuck me? Everybody wants to fuck both of them. --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/NIR_Hockey.png http://www.last.fm/user/hockeybub89/ <cite>hockeybub89 posted [p:933559518] in AC Odyssey... [t:78363954]...</cite> <quote>eston posted... </cite> <quote>So if I play as the chick, is it all women trying to fuck me?</quote>Everybody wants to fuck both of them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FF_Redux 01/27/20 2:36:08 PM #6:	eston posted... but then like a constant stream of thirsty dudes trying to get it on. At one point there was two brothers who both wanted to fuck me. Fuck, I've been missing out! --- https://imgur.com/hRsG4 https://i.imgtc.com/zZQ38Hb.jpg https://imgur.com/Z4cir https://imgur.com/qEyGS https://imgur.com/37KDT <cite>FF_Redux posted [p:933559793] in AC Odyssey... [t:78363954]...</cite> <quote>eston posted... </cite> <quote>but then like a constant stream of thirsty dudes trying to get it on. At one point there was two brothers who both wanted to fuck me.</quote> Fuck, I've been missing out! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 01/27/20 2:37:30 PM #7:	DuranOfForcena posted... fun fact: olive oil was such a strong staple in the economy of ancient greece not for its culinary uses, but for its usage as lube Funny enough there was a mission about this hockeybub89 posted... Everybody wants to fuck both of them. But it's almost entirely dudes, and one of the women I did fuck was some elderly nympho whose husband couldn't keep up with her. He literally thanked me when I was done --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg https://imgur.com/8kjZU <cite>eston posted [p:933559852] in AC Odyssey... [t:78363954]...</cite> <quote>DuranOfForcena posted... </cite> <quote>fun fact: olive oil was such a strong staple in the economy of ancient greece not for its culinary uses, but for its usage as lube</quote>Funny enough there was a mission about this hockeybub89 posted... </cite> <quote>Everybody wants to fuck both of them.</quote>But it's almost entirely dudes, and one of the women I did fuck was some elderly nympho whose husband couldn't keep up with her. He literally thanked me when I was done </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AmericaTheBrave 01/27/20 2:54:55 PM #9:	Ubisoft went overboard with the SJW propaganda. --- https://imgur.com/Asq1ds6 <cite>AmericaTheBrave posted [p:933560601] in AC Odyssey... [t:78363954]...</cite> <quote>Ubisoft went overboard with the SJW propaganda. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/27/20 2:55:58 PM #10:	AmericaTheBrave posted... Ubisoft went overboard with the SJW propaganda. To be fair, This is ancient Greece it would be propaganda not to have butt fucking --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:933560634] in AC Odyssey... [t:78363954]...</cite> <quote>AmericaTheBrave posted...</cite> <quote>Ubisoft went overboard with the SJW propaganda. </quote> To be fair, This is ancient Greece it would be propaganda not to have butt fucking</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AmericaTheBrave 01/27/20 2:57:35 PM #11:	UnfairRepresent posted... To be fair, This is ancient Greece it would be propaganda not to have butt fucking Yeah, but it's really exaggerated. --- https://imgur.com/Asq1ds6 <cite>AmericaTheBrave posted [p:933560698] in AC Odyssey... [t:78363954]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>To be fair, This is ancient Greece it would be propaganda not to have butt fucking</quote> Yeah, but it's really exaggerated. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sylverlolol 01/27/20 2:58:32 PM #12:	AmericaTheBrave posted... Yeah, but it's really exaggerated. lol it really isn't --- This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. <cite>sylverlolol posted [p:933560736] in AC Odyssey... [t:78363954]...</cite> <quote>AmericaTheBrave posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah, but it's really exaggerated.</quote>lol it really isn't </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Evening_Dragon 01/27/20 2:58:57 PM #13:	Huh. It was mostly girls in my run, and I completed every single quest and got every item. Maybe your dialogue choices are trying to tell you something ;o --- "A guy talking into the camera about politics? My favorite." - Phantom_Nook Guide, it's Guide, it's that Guide <cite>Evening_Dragon posted [p:933560753] in AC Odyssey... [t:78363954]...</cite> <quote>Huh. It was mostly girls in my run, and I completed every single quest and got every item. Maybe your dialogue choices are trying to tell you something ;o </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FF_Redux 01/27/20 3:02:28 PM #14:	I like that Origin had something I could relate to: --- https://imgur.com/hRsG4 https://i.imgtc.com/zZQ38Hb.jpg https://imgur.com/Z4cir https://imgur.com/qEyGS https://imgur.com/37KDT <cite>FF_Redux posted [p:933560885] in AC Odyssey... [t:78363954]...</cite> <quote>I like that Origin had something I could relate to: </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/27/20 3:03:36 PM #15:	Why are they dry humping? Did they learn sex from Dragon Age Origins? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:933560926] in AC Odyssey... [t:78363954]...</cite> <quote>Why are they dry humping? Did they learn sex from Dragon Age Origins?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FF_Redux 01/27/20 3:06:30 PM #17:	UnfairRepresent posted... Why are they dry humping? Did they learn sex from Dragon Age Origins? I had to perv with the camera to get them full in view IIRC --- https://imgur.com/hRsG4 https://i.imgtc.com/zZQ38Hb.jpg https://imgur.com/Z4cir https://imgur.com/qEyGS https://imgur.com/37KDT <cite>FF_Redux posted [p:933561028] in AC Odyssey... [t:78363954]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Why are they dry humping? Did they learn sex from Dragon Age Origins?</quote> I had to perv with the camera to get them full in view IIRC </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AmericaTheBrave 01/27/20 3:07:06 PM #18:	I had the same problem as TC. It was mostly guys hitting on me and not women. There's no excuse for that other than "wokeness." --- https://imgur.com/Asq1ds6 <cite>AmericaTheBrave posted [p:933561053] in AC Odyssey... [t:78363954]...</cite> <quote>I had the same problem as TC. It was mostly guys hitting on me and not women. There's no excuse for that other than "wokeness." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Freddie_Mercury 01/27/20 3:09:00 PM #19:	waiter, there's a gay in my ancient greece --- https://i.imgtc.com/eMQvkRJ.png https://i.imgtc.ws/l86HyIt.png <cite>Freddie_Mercury posted [p:933561136] in AC Odyssey... [t:78363954]...</cite> <quote>waiter, there's a gay in my ancient greece </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sylverlolol 01/27/20 3:13:58 PM #20:	Freddie_Mercury posted... waiter, there's a gay in my ancient greece Basically what ATB's posts boil down to...LOL --- This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. <cite>sylverlolol posted [p:933561323] in AC Odyssey... [t:78363954]...</cite> <quote>Freddie_Mercury posted... </cite> <quote>waiter, there's a gay in my ancient greece</quote>Basically what ATB's posts boil down to...LOL </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AmericaTheBrave 01/27/20 3:16:55 PM #21:	I know Ancient Greece had a lot of that, but I doubt they outnumbered straight relationships like that game seems to imply. --- https://imgur.com/Asq1ds6 <cite>AmericaTheBrave posted [p:933561465] in AC Odyssey... [t:78363954]...</cite> <quote>I know Ancient Greece had a lot of that, but I doubt they outnumbered straight relationships like that game seems to imply. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 01/27/20 3:21:34 PM #22:	This was very common because of the whole soldiers fight harder to protect someone they care about. Unless you have never read or studied ancient greek culture this is not something that should surprise you. Women even had to butch it up because a lot of men were so used to being with other dudes. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:933561661] in AC Odyssey... [t:78363954]...</cite> <quote>This was very common because of the whole soldiers fight harder to protect someone they care about. Unless you have never read or studied ancient greek culture this is not something that should surprise you. Women even had to butch it up because a lot of men were so used to being with other dudes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 01/27/20 3:21:42 PM #23:	Lmao i fucking died when alexios was recruited as a bull for that old guys wife --- 3DS: 1848-2391-0198 \| NS: 7753-3224-3517 "May the Father of Understanding guide us" <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:933561666] in AC Odyssey... [t:78363954]...</cite> <quote>Lmao i fucking died when alexios was recruited as a bull for that old guys wife </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 01/27/20 3:25:43 PM #24:	Lordgold666 posted... Lmao i fucking died when alexios was recruited as a bull for that old guys wife It was really pathetic, and the Alexios I played as did NOT participate in that stupidity. Not only is she over the hills old but she should have married younger if she still wanted sex in her old age. I only went for the young and sexy women in AC Odyssey. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:933561846] in AC Odyssey... [t:78363954]...</cite> <quote>Lordgold666 posted... </cite> <quote>Lmao i fucking died when alexios was recruited as a bull for that old guys wife</quote>It was really pathetic, and the Alexios I played as did NOT participate in that stupidity. Not only is she over the hills old but she should have married younger if she still wanted sex in her old age. I only went for the young and sexy women in AC Odyssey. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krow_Incarnate 01/27/20 3:30:20 PM #25:	This game is so damn good. Loved every minute of my first playthrough. --- Hail Hydra <cite>Krow_Incarnate posted [p:933562050] in AC Odyssey... [t:78363954]...</cite> <quote>This game is so damn good. Loved every minute of my first playthrough. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 01/27/20 3:40:07 PM #26:	AmericaTheBrave posted... I had the same problem as TC. It was mostly guys hitting on me and not women. There's no excuse for that other than "wokeness." I'm not even mad, this shit is hilarious. Especially the awkwardness that ensues when I turn them down Krow_Incarnate posted... This game is so damn good. Loved every minute of my first playthrough. It really is amazing. Like, a lot of the systems feel somewhat shallow but I can excuse that because the scope is so mind-blowingly huge --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg https://imgur.com/8kjZU <cite>eston posted [p:933562450] in AC Odyssey... [t:78363954]...</cite> <quote>AmericaTheBrave posted... </cite> <quote>I had the same problem as TC. It was mostly guys hitting on me and not women. There's no excuse for that other than "wokeness."</quote>I'm not even mad, this shit is hilarious. Especially the awkwardness that ensues when I turn them down Krow_Incarnate posted... </cite> <quote>This game is so damn good. Loved every minute of my first playthrough.</quote>It really is amazing. Like, a lot of the systems feel somewhat shallow but I can excuse that because the scope is so mind-blowingly huge </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 01/27/20 3:42:08 PM #27:	RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted... It was really pathetic, and the Alexios I played as did NOT participate in that stupidity. Not only is she over the hills old but she should have married younger if she still wanted sex in her old age. I only went for the young and sexy women in AC Odyssey. Lol My alexios banged every chick he hit on, but did miss out on the threesome --- 3DS: 1848-2391-0198 \| NS: 7753-3224-3517 "May the Father of Understanding guide us" <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:933562532] in AC Odyssey... [t:78363954]...</cite> <quote>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted... </cite> <quote>It was really pathetic, and the Alexios I played as did NOT participate in that stupidity. Not only is she over the hills old but she should have married younger if she still wanted sex in her old age. I only went for the young and sexy women in AC Odyssey.</quote>Lol My alexios banged every chick he hit on, but did miss out on the threesome </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Evening_Dragon 01/27/20 6:16:39 PM #28:	AmericaTheBrave posted... I know Ancient Greece had a lot of that, but I doubt they outnumbered straight relationships like that game seems to imply. I couldn't tell you of all factions, but Spartans, especially, were all about the hot gay mansex. Women were for children, and only after a certain age. It is a certain and specific fact that, for Spartans, more gay sex was occurring than straight sex. --- "A guy talking into the camera about politics? My favorite." - Phantom_Nook Guide, it's Guide, it's that Guide <cite>Evening_Dragon posted [p:933569054] in AC Odyssey... [t:78363954]...</cite> <quote>AmericaTheBrave posted... </cite> <quote>I know Ancient Greece had a lot of that, but I doubt they outnumbered straight relationships like that game seems to imply.</quote> I couldn't tell you of all factions, but Spartans, especially, were all about the hot gay mansex. Women were for children, and only after a certain age. It is a certain and specific fact that, for Spartans, more gay sex was occurring than straight sex. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 01/27/20 6:46:33 PM #29:	That's how they handled birth control back then --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg https://imgur.com/8kjZU <cite>eston posted [p:933570315] in AC Odyssey... [t:78363954]...</cite> <quote>That's how they handled birth control back then </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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