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Ic3Bullet
01/20/20 2:15:17 AM
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So how did they chop the wood to make the first axe handle without an axe to chop it with?
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coh
01/20/20 2:15:48 AM
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My god
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pegusus123456
01/20/20 2:16:05 AM
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Punched the tree.

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Evening_Dragon
01/20/20 2:16:37 AM
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Bang rock on other rock
get sharp rock piece
tie rock piece to stick
call it an ax
unga bunga, shut the fuck up

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nevershine
01/20/20 2:16:42 AM
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lightning turned a tree into smaller pieces of wood which were then fashioned into several axe handles for....axes n stuff

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CapnMuffin
01/20/20 2:16:59 AM
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Aliens probably

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Reis
01/20/20 2:17:08 AM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
Bang rock on other rock
get sharp rock piece
tie rock piece to stick
call it an ax
unga bunga, shut the fuck up

there's no need to be so rude bro, it was an innocent question
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gunplagirl
01/20/20 2:18:35 AM
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https://youtu.be/f9PCH9WgB78

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Ic3Bullet
01/20/20 2:19:29 AM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
Bang rock on other rock
get sharp rock piece
tie rock piece to stick
call it an ax
unga bunga, shut the fuck up
But how did they get the stick without chopping it with an axe?
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brestugo
01/20/20 2:22:41 AM
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It was probably all stone.

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ultimate reaver
01/20/20 2:24:15 AM
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I saw that post earlier too

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Evening_Dragon
01/20/20 2:25:06 AM
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Reis posted...
there's no need to be so rude bro, it was an innocent question
I don't wanna hear this from you, go extinct

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Reis
01/20/20 2:27:57 AM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
I don't wanna hear this from you, go extinct


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AlisLandale
01/20/20 2:29:34 AM
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the first axes used a different kind of wood for the handle. ( )

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bknight
01/20/20 2:34:59 AM
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First axe was probably made with human bone handle.
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CapnMuffin
01/20/20 3:12:10 AM
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I always wonder this about calibrating tools for units of measure.

Like the first ruler, the first scale, the first thermometer, etc. Which leads me to reading up on immutable objects and techniques to create standards.

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Evening_Dragon
01/20/20 3:14:11 AM
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"this rock is particularly flat on most of its sides, ooga booga"

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Smackems
01/20/20 3:15:45 AM
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The first axe was actually just a vine tied around a rock. Twas very unreliable and killed Ug, so Og had to find another way to make axe.

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viewmaster_pi
01/20/20 3:18:23 AM
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ancient handaxes were actually just pointed rocks, there were no handles at all, yet

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KillerSlaw
01/20/20 3:19:26 AM
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It's a little thing we've known about since, like, forever

That thing is called The Lord God Almighty

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Evening_Dragon
01/20/20 3:21:04 AM
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KillerSlaw posted...
It's a little thing we've known about since, like, forever

That thing is called The Lord God Almighty

When you die, all you are as a person will cease to be, and there's nothing you can do about it.

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Smackems
01/20/20 3:22:53 AM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
When you die, all you are as a person will cease to be, and there's nothing you can do about it.
Well this got dark

Your body will still be there

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KillerSlaw
01/20/20 3:23:04 AM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
When you die, all you are as a person will cease to be, and there's nothing you can do about it.

Oh look, another enlightened atheist that took a shitpost way too seriously.

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pegusus123456
01/20/20 3:28:52 AM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
When you die, all you are as a person will cease to be, and there's nothing you can do about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9JgZ45ENl4

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HylianFox
01/20/20 3:47:37 AM
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could also just use a thick branch

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ColdOne666
01/20/20 3:49:05 AM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
Bang rock on other rock
get sharp rock piece
tie rock piece to stick
call it an ax
unga bunga, shut the fuck up

Lol
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