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FF_Redux
01/08/20 1:34:03 PM
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The Trent
01/08/20 1:34:47 PM
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no because, as the website notes, this item is sold out =(

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i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent
you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended
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trappedunderice
01/08/20 1:36:04 PM
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Damn it's sold out. Shake gently before each use. Spray around the aura to protect from psychic attack and emotional harm. Avoid contact with eyes. Do not ingest or inhale.

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Lost_All_Senses
01/08/20 1:37:10 PM
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Name checks out
"Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone
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darkphoenix181
01/08/20 1:37:49 PM
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Psychic Vampires bought them all to prevent us from doing so!!
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KillerSlaw
01/08/20 1:38:32 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

She looks particularly eldritch in this pic

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spudger
01/08/20 1:38:56 PM
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shes literally a snake oil saleswoman

how are people stupid enough to believe this crap?
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darkphoenix181
01/08/20 1:41:48 PM
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spudger posted...
shes literally a snake oil saleswoman

how are people stupid enough to believe this crap?

Maybe they think it is a funny gag to show off at parties.
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trappedunderice
01/08/20 1:49:12 PM
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I use this every morning. I do find that it keeps negative people away. My first bottle was to help with a toxic co-worker. He resigned within a month of me using this; true story!

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