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_Matchabuu_
01/03/20 5:01:00 AM
#1:


Please go to sleep instead of messaging random girls on insta behind your gfs back at 4am

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DrizztLink
01/03/20 5:01:58 AM
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_Matchabuu_
01/03/20 5:04:58 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
No u

I WILL come to your house and throw rocks at your window so go to SLEEP


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Strider102
01/03/20 5:06:35 AM
#4:


I do my random messaging at 6am.

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DrizztLink
01/03/20 5:08:01 AM
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_Matchabuu_ posted...
I WILL come to your house and throw rocks at your window so go to SLEEP

https://i.imgur.com/FkvZbjr.gifv

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Guide
01/03/20 5:08:30 AM
#6:


_Matchabuu_ posted...
I WILL come to your house and throw rocks at your window so go to SLEEP

Give me your insta so I can be creepy at appropriate hours.

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Akagami_Shanks
01/03/20 5:17:41 AM
#7:


whats your insta

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_Matchabuu_
01/03/20 5:20:14 AM
#8:


>_>

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Parappa09
01/03/20 5:21:57 AM
#9:


what's the best msg you've had from a guy trying to slide in?

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Foppe
01/03/20 5:23:42 AM
#10:


I only posted 8, are you cheating with somebody else!?!?!?shifteleven!

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Akagami_Shanks
01/03/20 5:25:05 AM
#11:


you have to tell us now

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_Matchabuu_
01/03/20 5:28:00 AM
#12:


Parappa09 posted...
what's the best msg you've had from a guy trying to slide in?

For a bunch of guys trying to slide in a taken girls dms theyve been equally unimpressive

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_Matchabuu_
01/03/20 9:20:47 AM
#13:


I swear these guys are blind. Or desperate. Or both.

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squee
01/03/20 9:22:28 AM
#14:


Okay I'm gonna try to slide in your dms, okay?
Get ready, I'm going to seduce you harder than Hulk punching Thor away (you said on your profile you liked the Marvel movies, I don't believe this so tell me what movie that happened in)
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Jiggy101011
01/03/20 9:24:27 AM
#15:


I'm going to assume 8 out of those are just machete.

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emblem boy
01/03/20 9:26:32 AM
#16:


Parappa09 posted...
what's the best msg you've had from a guy trying to slide in?

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au_gold
01/03/20 9:27:11 AM
#17:


Why dont you talk to them?

Best case scenario, you make a new friend. Worst case scenario, you can post it on r/niceguys.

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Turtlebread
01/03/20 9:28:40 AM
#18:


okay okay we get it guys wanna fuck you

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The Trent
01/03/20 9:42:47 AM
#19:


Turtlebread posted...
okay okay we get it guys wanna fuck you

She's both terribly lonely and relentlessly pursued
Shit's tough

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Parappa09
01/03/20 9:46:56 AM
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emblem boy posted...
Parappa09 posted...
what's the best msg you've had from a guy trying to slide in?
matcha, me and emblem are tryna learn here

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squee
01/03/20 9:54:55 AM
#21:


Step one: have your profile picture as Tom Holland
Step two: send it to br00tz
Step three: I'll be in my bunk
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_Matchabuu_
01/03/20 2:02:07 PM
#22:


Also before anyone says anything stupid: I have no desire to talk to strangers hitting on me. I have no friends and am very lonely. No idea why some of yall equate random creeps in DMs to having friends

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squee
01/03/20 2:03:16 PM
#23:


Jo, need I remind you of what site you're posting on?

Even if you block them, somehow, to some people, that is going to be considered leading them on
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The Trent
01/03/20 2:03:40 PM
#24:


didn't you strike up a relationship with some random creep on the internet who then moved to your town to live with you?
or am i thinking of some other girl here?

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_Matchabuu_
01/03/20 2:06:20 PM
#25:


squee posted...
Jo, need I remind you of what site you're posting on?

Even if you block them, somehow, to some people, that is going to be considered leading them on

Oh I know. I know.


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Machete
01/03/20 2:07:47 PM
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_Matchabuu_ posted...


For a bunch of guys trying to slide in a taken girls dms they?ve been equally unimpressive


Any phallus photographs?
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Machete
01/03/20 2:09:23 PM
#27:


I'm no longer able to quote post #15 due to it being harassment but I actually don't even have instagram.
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_Matchabuu_
01/03/20 2:12:51 PM
#28:


Machete posted...
Any phallus photographs?

Ew no, thank god

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DocDelicious
01/03/20 2:25:53 PM
#29:


_Matchabuu_ posted...
No idea why some of yall equate random creeps in DMs to having friends

Not friends, just entertainment.

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Parappa09
01/03/20 7:15:08 PM
#30:


squee posted...
Step one: have your profile picture as Tom Holland
Step two: send it to br00tz
Step three: I'll be in my bunk
lol

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au_gold
01/03/20 7:22:18 PM
#31:


If youre lonely, why not let these guys fuel your ego a bit? Im not seeing a downside here.

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anth0ny
01/03/20 7:24:27 PM
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_Matchabuu_ posted...
For a bunch of guys trying to slide in a taken girls dms theyve been equally unimpressive
insta @

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dib153
01/03/20 7:25:18 PM
#33:


Nobody cares

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jackgunney
01/03/20 7:26:22 PM
#34:


Some weekends when I'm with my girlfriend we'll read through her dms together. I tell you it's a great, if quite unexpected, form of entertainment.

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Shablagoo
01/03/20 7:26:38 PM
#35:


You say that, and yet, all successful relationships throughout history have begun with creepy DMs.

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WashYourHands
01/03/20 7:27:00 PM
#36:


What do you expect posting all those goodies?

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Duncanwii
01/03/20 7:27:05 PM
#37:


Shablagoo posted...
You say that, and yet, all successful relationships throughout history have begun with creepy DMs.
Not mine.

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AirFresh
01/03/20 7:27:48 PM
#38:


TC, does your insta have any feet pictures?

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Parappa09
01/03/20 7:28:39 PM
#40:


AirFresh posted...
TC, does your insta have any feet pictures?
lol

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AirFresh
01/03/20 7:29:01 PM
#41:


I saw what you said @Umbreon

I screencapped and now the ball is in your court

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MI4 REAL
01/03/20 7:29:13 PM
#42:


And how long does it take for 10+?

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Umbreon
01/03/20 7:29:57 PM
#43:


AirFresh posted...
I saw what you said Umbreon

I screencapped and now the ball is in your court


Okay Boomer.

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AirFresh
01/03/20 7:31:32 PM
#44:


Umbreon posted...
Okay Boomer.
Well played. You win this battle.

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jackgunney
01/03/20 7:32:35 PM
#45:


MI4 REAL posted...
And how long does it take for 10+?
Can't speak for TC but when my gf posts a fresh pic within an hour she'll easily have over 10. Most she claims to have gotten was 50 but that was with a shit load of hashtags.

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_Matchabuu_
01/03/20 7:35:31 PM
#46:


Yup its mostly due to hashtags

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MI4 REAL
01/03/20 7:36:42 PM
#47:


Fuck hashtags.


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jackgunney
01/03/20 7:42:09 PM
#48:


_Matchabuu_ posted...
Yup its mostly due to hashtags
My favorite is #taken

That one ALWAYS has thirsty mofos telling her to cuck me.

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Keith_Valentine
01/03/20 7:45:57 PM
#49:


Why is AirFresh so awesome?
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MI4 REAL
01/03/20 7:46:59 PM
#50:


1 hour.

I knew someone who could get 5 dates in 5 days.

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jackgunney
01/03/20 7:48:08 PM
#51:


MI4 REAL posted...
1 hour.

I knew someone who could get 5 dates in 5 days.
I hope that's not a goal my girlfriend is trying to achieve >_>

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