Current Events > Fuck food poisoning

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Ate Kroger fried chicken last night and 2 hours later my stomach started hurting. Went in the bathroom and threw up. Even ruined my boxers because I got diarrhea too >.>

Every 20 minutes I have to go sit on the toilet with a garbage can in front of me.

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My condolences.


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Take some activated charcoal.

Irony posted...

Ate Kroger fried chicken last night and 2 hours later my stomach started hurting. Went in the bathroom and threw up. Even ruined my boxers because I got diarrhea too >.>

Every 20 minutes I have to go sit on the toilet with a garbage can in front of me.

no telling how long that fried chicken was sitting out on that rack. Next time, go during prime hours when you know its being rotated.

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JBaLLEN66 posted...

no telling how long that fried chicken was sitting out on that rack. Next time, go during prime hours when you know its being rotated.

It shouldn't have been sitting out long enough for it to go bad in the first place. Someone at Kroger fucked up here. TC was just the unlucky result of that.

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Umbreon posted...

It shouldn't have been sitting out long enough for it to go bad in the first place. Someone at Kroger fucked up here. TC was just the unlucky result of that.

They did. But you're operating under the impression that
A)the person understands basic food safety
B)the person gives a shit

Both are unlikely because the person probably isn't paid very well so they don't give a fuck. Even though it can have consequences like this.

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I don't think I have anything left in my stomach. I try drinking a glass of water so I don't dehydrate, but it makes my stomach worse.

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Be careful. Go to hospital if get too dehydrated.

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Im no expert on the matter, but I believe you're supposed to take small sips of water? Though yes, making sure to avoid dehydration is wise.

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Irony posted...

Kroger fried chicken

When you play with KFC knock-offs you're always gambling with these kind of results.

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I know that fucking feeling and it sucks. Condolences tc

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Dreepapult posted...

They did. But you're operating under the impression that
A)the person understands basic food safety
B)the person gives a shit

Both are unlikely because the person probably isn't paid very well so they don't give a fuck. Even though it can have consequences like this.

thisss, Ive worked in the food industry and Im extremely picky about places and times I choose to eat because most people dont give a **** and just want to go home. Any food that sits out on a hot rack should be eaten with extreme caution and time precision.

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Umbreon posted...

Im no expert on the matter, but I believe you're supposed to take small sips of water? Though yes, making sure to avoid dehydration is wise.

I drank the whole glass because I'm blasting out way more than I'm taking in, but I'll try sipping. Thanks

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It's true that underpaid workers are unlikely to care very much(Even in the rare instance that they SHOULD care, as opposed to bullshit like saying the company mandated catchphrase).

They open themselves up to lawsuits by poisoning customers though.

Granted food poisoning isn't always easy to prove and it may not be worth it unless you have to go to the hospital or something.

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Try drinking some Gatorade for dem electrolytes.

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go back for seconds to teach your stomach a lesson

Yeah when it comes to food every time you eat out its a gamble, a lot of times they use already bad food to begin with or the food has bad temperature storage when its left out. Or they dont wash their hands after using the bathroom.

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My stomach still hurts and I haven't eaten since yesterday. I wish I had Gatorade and crackers.

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Someone sharted on that fried chicken. Get some hot sauce to kill all the germs

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