Current Events > How would you handle a 'girlfriend walks in' movie misunderstanding scene IRL?

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You know that trope where the hero and some attractive girl are doing something innocent but a series of unfortunate events happens to make it look dodgy and at that exact moment the love interest walks in, it isn't what it looks like but she assumes he is cheating, then storms off in a huff until act 4?

Or when the writers can't think of anything so suddenly a blond whore appears and just starts aggressively forcefully making out for literally no reason like in Captain America.

So say like you're talking to an attractive co-worker from another firm when she accidentally spills coffee on your groin. Then is like "Oh my God I'm so sorry!" quickly kneels down, takes off her jacket (causing one bra strap to slide down to her eblow) and starts frantically rubbing the stain on your groinal area with the arm of the jacket before it can dries.

At that moment your girlfriend walks in and is horrified like "[Firstname!] What are you doing!?" and storms off in a huff.

https://i.imgur.com/Al3Eths.jpg

How would you react?
What would you do?
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"Uhm... this is exactly what it looks like."

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I just wait until the third act when she realizes her mistake and forgives me.

specialkid8 posted...

I just wait until the third act when she realizes her mistake and forgives me.

But movies often have timeskips

For all you know that might not be until months later
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If I'm painted in a scummy light, I'd just own it. She'd either leave me altogether or learn to accept me for the lovable rapscallion I am.

I cast me as myself, Jonah Hill as my fat Jewish stoner roommate and Shannon Elizabeth as my milfy step-mom.

Produced by Adam Sandler.


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Name of girl in image and pics of her feet please.

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Hopefully it would work out like in the scene in the original Austin Powers where Vanessa just believes the out-there explanation and moves on.

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I don't let not-the-wife people touch my groinal area. I would block her and quickly step up and back away.

Or if the other woman faints and I have to hold her to keep her from falling, and my wife walks in, I would just tell her that something is wrong with this woman and to call 911. "It's not what it looks like" just makes everything more suspicious.
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I feel like I'd bust out laughing due to the wackiness
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