Current Events > $100,000,000 but you have to watch every screening of Cats at your local theater

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Cotton_Eye_Joe
12/26/19 2:15:46 AM
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Nope

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MrK3V
12/26/19 2:16:27 AM
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Lol easy

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Shotgunnova
12/26/19 2:17:14 AM
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Skimbleshanks is a SAINT!

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Guide
12/26/19 2:24:34 AM
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Easy. Theaters are actually comfy just to be in.

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MrNintendo1213
12/26/19 2:26:09 AM
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If I only have to do the ones in the future, then yes. Actually my local theater only plays movies like twice a week I think. And they would get cats for one weekend at most.

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vigorm0rtis
12/26/19 2:30:14 AM
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Sure.

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boxington
12/26/19 2:37:00 AM
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yup.

especially since its poor performance will likely have it stop being shown not too long from now.

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Ricemills
12/26/19 3:17:28 AM
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local theater only?
lol that would be a piece of cake.

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Illuminoius
12/26/19 3:20:13 AM
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way too much money
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pinky0926
12/26/19 3:21:50 AM
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For that money I would eat cat shit every day

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Bad_Mojo
12/26/19 3:22:45 AM
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Easy

Work 8 hours a day for like 90 days and make make 100 million? You've got to be out of your mind to not accept that

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King Rial
12/26/19 3:25:56 AM
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boxington posted...
yup.

especially since its poor performance will likely have it stop being shown not too long from now.

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Trelve
12/26/19 3:56:52 AM
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Sure. You could probably nod off and you'll be the only person watching it too, so you could just stretch out over the seats.
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Foppe
12/26/19 3:57:57 AM
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Sure.

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Gobstoppers12
12/26/19 4:01:21 AM
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Easy yes. It won't have many showings. It's sinking like a stone.

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Ivany2008
12/26/19 4:08:37 AM
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that's easy.... our theater doesn't show cats.
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apolloooo
12/26/19 4:16:29 AM
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i would watch cats twice everyday for the rest of my life for that money

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kayoticdreamz
12/26/19 4:18:12 AM
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Not the easiest yes hypothetical scenario but it's up there
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Bad_Mojo
12/26/19 4:21:44 AM
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apolloooo posted...
i would watch cats twice everyday for the rest of my life for that money


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FeltMarker22
12/26/19 5:05:52 AM
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C'mon, really? Who on earth would pass up one million just to watch every current local screening of Cats? It wouldn't even last that long and honestly, it sounds hilarious to the point that I would totally bring my friends to MST3K the hell outta it hahah.

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Rypt
12/26/19 5:12:27 AM
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That's all I would have to do for that much money? Hell yeah.
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
12/26/19 5:16:39 AM
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FeltMarker22 posted...
C'mon, really? Who on earth would pass up one million just to watch every current local screening of Cats? It wouldn't even last that long and honestly, it sounds hilarious to the point that I would totally bring my friends to MST3K the hell outta it hahah.
One HUNDRED million. ^_^

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Foppe
12/26/19 5:20:48 AM
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I would watch it once a week for a year for only one million.

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FeltMarker22
12/26/19 5:21:22 AM
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...
One HUNDRED million. ^_^
....wow I'm either blind or dumb hahahah! That's not even anywhere close to an issue, I would even try to see literally every screening of it across the world at that point :)

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Kitt
12/26/19 5:34:10 AM
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Easiest hundred-million I'd ever make. I'll bring friends too with the promise that I'll give them some of the money.
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_Matchabuu_
12/26/19 5:36:39 AM
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MrK3V posted...
Lol easy


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Purely
12/26/19 5:37:49 AM
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Do you need to stay awake the whole time? That's what would separate the men from the boys. Anyone can just lay around in a theater all day. If you need to ensure you stay awake for each screening, it's a whole new ball game.
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bover_87
12/26/19 6:33:02 AM
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No theater here is showing Cats. Easy money.

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dummy420
12/26/19 7:09:13 AM
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That's alot of money for a movie that will be pulled soon.

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Knowledge_King
12/26/19 6:06:12 PM
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Easy. Pay me the moneys.

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K181
12/26/19 6:13:45 PM
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So a hundred million dollars for maybe a month of very long hours watching crap plus another month of seeing a crappy movie once or twice a day?

yeah... that's an easy yes.

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Zack_Attackv1
12/26/19 6:15:02 PM
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Moneh! How much would make you happeh?!
You can have it aaaaaall if it'll suit you right!
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VTBM
12/26/19 6:25:11 PM
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I'd do it for no payment.

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Abiz_
12/26/19 6:26:23 PM
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Easy.
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CADE FOSTER
12/26/19 6:32:20 PM
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Rypt posted...
That's all I would have to do for that much money? Hell yeah.
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Master_Bass
12/26/19 6:34:39 PM
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Easiest money ever.

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Shablagoo
12/26/19 6:35:22 PM
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hell yeah. id just be drunk the whole time.

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unknownhombre
12/26/19 10:53:52 PM
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I'd do it.

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Shablagoo
12/26/19 10:56:35 PM
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unknownhombre posted...
I'd do it.

Shit dude I would cut my pinky off for that much money. Thats how fucked up our economic system is.

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CelestialVoices
12/26/19 10:58:32 PM
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idk if thats physically possible because i live equidistant from three or four different theaters
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WafflehouseJK
12/26/19 11:25:06 PM
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I already watched it once; I'll do it again.

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Unsugarized_Foo
12/26/19 11:26:03 PM
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Ill just give the theater $1000 to not show it. They'll end up with more money

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Skye Reynolds
12/26/19 11:58:54 PM
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If I watched every screening, I probably still wouldn't be able to follow the story. That said, I watched the film the other night and the most difficult part was trying to act like I wasn't attracted to half the cast.

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WingsOfGood
12/27/19 12:00:31 AM
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Can you mess with your phone and fap when kitty tswift on screen?
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MuayThai85
12/27/19 12:01:33 AM
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Done. Hell, I'd do it for $1,000 seeing as it's not even playing in China from as far as I can tell.

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KainWind
12/27/19 2:34:24 AM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
Easy

Work 8 hours a day for like 90 days and make make 100 million? You've got to be out of your mind to not accept that

Your local theater has some weird practices.

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Mistere Man
12/27/19 2:41:31 AM
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Easy money.

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Unit7
12/27/19 2:44:58 AM
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If I can also check and be on my phone too? Very easy.

If if I can take a cat nap every other screening? Sure.

If if I am forced to just watch it like id watch any movie? Sure.

100m is a lot of money. I may never be able to get the dialogue out of my head but it would be worth it.
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Ricemills
12/27/19 3:11:53 AM
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what happens if the screening happens in mutiple local theaters at the same time, tho?

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Caelthus
12/27/19 11:16:56 AM
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Ricemills posted...
local theater only?
lol that would be a piece of cake.
Mine doesn't even have it. Score free $100m.

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