Poll of the Day > Are oils bad for your nether region?

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Krow_Incarnate
12/25/19 7:41:27 PM
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So long-story short, I got some oils for my beard with a few other supplies. But out of curiosity(and because it smells/feels good), I decided to take a small amount and massage my junk with it. I've been doing it for a couple days now.

I'm not a chemist, so I don't know if this would cause any sort of reactions.

The stuff it has listed in it are as follows:
Grape Seed Oil
Almond Oil
Castor Oil
Jojoba Oil
Carrot Seed Oil
Vitamin E

And then it just says Essential Oils mix.

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lihlih
12/25/19 7:53:01 PM
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I heard they use oil or lotion for the happy endings in massage parlors, so it should be ok.
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jbomb1234
12/25/19 7:53:53 PM
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There is no way a random person on the internet, like me, is going to know what you are and are not sensitive to. My best advice. Just put a little down there at first and see if there is a reaction. If after 24 hours you are still ok, oil away.

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LinkPizza
12/25/19 8:03:11 PM
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jbomb1234 posted...
There is no way a random person on the internet, like me, is going to know what you are and are not sensitive to.

I think he was asking more in general, instead of for only him...
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Zareth
12/25/19 8:13:57 PM
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As long as they don't say for external use only.

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Mead
12/25/19 8:14:38 PM
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Well oil is flammable so

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LinkPizza
12/25/19 8:19:13 PM
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Mead posted...
Well oil is flammable so

I had a friend who lit his pubes on fire once...
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zebatov
12/25/19 8:41:58 PM
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I mean I would wash your junk in invert.

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wwinterj25
12/25/19 9:28:12 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
I had a friend who lit his pubes on fire once...
Who hasn't?

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_AdjI_
12/25/19 9:30:37 PM
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Provided you aren't allergic to any of the components and they don't irritate any other skin on your body, you should be alright. Don't go putting pure essential oils on there or anything unless you want a terrible case of contact dermatitis, but regular oils should be alright. Of course, if you develop any sort of irritation at all, stop immediately.
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faramir77
12/25/19 10:04:45 PM
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Krow_Incarnate posted...
Carrot Seed Oil

This is the only one made for your penis, TC

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zebatov
12/26/19 9:16:32 PM
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I meant wouldnt, but my phone likes to de-correct already-correct words. Do not put invert on your scrote.

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NeoSioType
12/26/19 9:56:58 PM
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Stay away from urushiol.
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Lokarin
12/26/19 10:02:43 PM
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Krow_Incarnate posted...


And then it just says Essential Oils mix.

Topical oils have no benefits, homeopathic or otherwise.

The smelly ones have benefits as related to aromatherapy, particularly in helping memory.

Also, if you have a ... umm... porous knob... absorbing oils into your mandingo can interfere with latex condoms that rely on water based lubricants.

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CTLM
12/26/19 10:03:54 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
I had a friend who lit his pubes on fire once...

If you're going to go down, go down in flames
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GreenKnight127
12/26/19 10:08:43 PM
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Had a girlfriend who would shave her Virginia every day. One time she decided to rub some oils onto the skin to make it extra soft. It was some kind of essential oils mix.

Bruh...

The next day she was good.

But the day after that....she had a crotchful of ingrown hairs, blackheads, and Jesus.

TMI gross story: I took one of those pimplepopper tools and painstakingly assisted her in removing most of them. And it was actually one of the most satisfying experiences ever. Getting that shit outta my burburgurl's lady bits. One pore at a time. It was a very intimate moment.

Maybe she just had an allergic reaction to that particular oil? Maybe it was a combination of different things.

Genitals are delicate. Treat them with caution.

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Lokarin
12/26/19 10:11:38 PM
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GreenKnight127 posted...
re delicat

It's just cuz all the pores were blocked

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