Poll of the Day > Who would win in The Witcher vs The Mandalorian fight?

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PowerSurgeX
12/25/19 1:38:22 AM
#1:


Who who who who





Any questions? No? Then get voting.

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BlackScythe0
12/25/19 1:42:10 AM
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Who would win a guy with a sword or a guy with rockets and lasers.

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Mead
12/25/19 1:45:42 AM
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They wouldnt fight theyd light some candles and make some baby yodas

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JixHedgehog
12/25/19 1:51:35 AM
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They'd put their differences aside after figuring out their moms had the same name

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PowerSurgeX
12/25/19 2:40:01 AM
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Because Cavill played Superman?

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Cruddy_horse
12/25/19 2:59:39 AM
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Geralt has mind control magic, if he gets a chance to use that it's over, he also has Quen but I'm unsure if that would protect him from blaster bolts.
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Lokarin
12/25/19 3:04:11 AM
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Umm... the Mandalorian can kill him from orbit, without Geralt even knowing the concept of orbit (depending on the scientific acumen of the canon)

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wolfy42
12/25/19 3:11:59 AM
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I don't know enough about the witchers powers other than what I have seen in the TV show, but I hear he gets WAY more powerful and is like one of 3 prime powers eventually or something.

With what I have seen though the mandalorian could take 3 witchers easily without the help of baby yoda.

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wwinterj25
12/25/19 5:56:44 AM
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BlackScythe0 posted...
Who would win a guy with a sword or a guy with rockets and lasers.

>.>
Sword and magic.

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Cruddy_horse
12/25/19 8:45:17 PM
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Lokarin posted...
Umm... the Mandalorian can kill him from orbit, without Geralt even knowing the concept of orbit (depending on the scientific acumen of the canon)

Is the Mandalorian just going to teleport into his ship in the middle of a fight then?

wolfy42 posted...
I don't know enough about the witchers powers other than what I have seen in the TV show, but I hear he gets WAY more powerful and is like one of 3 prime powers eventually or something.


What the fuck are you on about.

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wolfy42
12/25/19 8:49:11 PM
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Cruddy_horse posted...
Is the Mandalorian just going to teleport into his ship in the middle of a fight then?

What the fuck are you on about.
No clue, I havn't played the games or read the book, but I have a friend who does and he says the witcher gets super strong (guessing by the end of the witcher 3), and that there are 2 witches that are really powerful as well (both are in the show in fact).

No clue if him getting stronger (which kinda makes sense in a video game where you get stronger as you play) would make him better than the mandalorian.

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wwinterj25
12/25/19 9:20:07 PM
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The show is based on the books and needless to say a witcher knows how to use signs already. Upgrading signs is just part of The Witcher 3's game mechanics. The two sorceress(Yen and Triss) and different in the books/show too. They do eventually become powerful but they are not THAT powerful. Ciri is more powerful.

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wolfy42
12/25/19 9:29:36 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
The show is based on the books and needless to say a witcher knows how to use signs already. Upgrading signs is just part of The Witcher 3's game mechanics. The two sorceress(Yen and Triss) and different in the books/show too. They do eventually become powerful but they are not THAT powerful. Ciri is more powerful.


Well from the show Yen at least could take the Mandalorian pretty easy I would say, and if the Witcher ever reaches that level of power or close, he could as well.

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wwinterj25
12/25/19 9:34:15 PM
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wolfy42 posted...
Well from the show Yen at least could take the Mandalorian pretty easy I would say, and if the Witcher ever reaches that level of power or close, he could as well.
Yennefer is a sorcerer and Geralt is not. Yen is more powerful then Garalt but Garalt is no slouch. He's also good with his swords and Yen isn't cus mage. Whatever the case both would beat the Mandalorian.

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PowerSurgeX
12/25/19 9:58:38 PM
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But the title isnt both vs Mandalorian.

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wwinterj25
12/25/19 10:16:57 PM
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PowerSurgeX posted...
But the title isnt both vs Mandalorian.
I've already answered the question. Garalt wins.

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wolfy42
12/25/19 10:26:44 PM
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Yeah, I'm revising my original decision for Geralt winning as well, I don't know how much more powerfull he gets, but he gets more powerful and magic is not real, but still better than science (magic is not real is a quote from the tv show btw).

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wolfy42
12/25/19 10:37:03 PM
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Epic fictional battles of Hiiiiiiiiistoooooory!!!!!

The Witcher VS Tha MAndalorian....who will win, who will reign supreme!!!??

The Mandalorians ship lands in the middle of a swamp. This is where they took baby yoda, and he will hunt them down and retrieve him. He lets his ramp down and stomps into the swamp. He has a blaster, his new flamethrower and a jet back to use, but this is a backwater planet, he shouldn't need more than his blaster.

Heading into the swamp the mandalorian senses something and turns, shooting a strange creature with huge eyes that was charging him. Bah, no threat at all, now to find where they took the baby. He heads towards smoke he sees in the distance when out of the trees to the right steps a tall white haired man.

Geralt "Why did you shoot the Faun? It was just hungry, if you had fed it, it would have left you alone"

Mandalorian "It attacked me, I killed it, that is what I do. I am looking for thieves who stole something from me, get out of my way or die"

Geralt "Hmmmm"

Mandalorian pulls out his blaster and shoots at the foot of Geralt.

Geralt "Stop!"

Mandalorian laughs and shoots again this time winging Geralt on the arm, he falls on his back in reaction.

The Mandalorian continues on his way, figuring the fight is over. Geralt pulls out a vial and drinks from it, then unshealths his sword and rushes at the Mandalorians back.

The Mandalorian whirls and gets ready to shoot, he is way faster than most and there is plenty of distance, but Geralt has seen the blaster in action twice now and unleasesh a shockwave that knocks the blaster out of the Mandalorians hand and sends him flying in the process.

Geralt rushes forward ready to end the Mandalorian with his sword, and is just about to when the Mandalorian uses his jetpack to push himself away, and then pulls out his flamethrower, aiming it at Geralt and unleashing a flood of flame in his direction.

Geralt holds his arm out in front of him and creates a protective barrier, the fire splits around him, causing him no harm as he continues forward towards the Mandalorian. He is obscured by the flame, so the Mandalorian has no warning when a large swords swings out and chops right below his helmet, severing his head from the rest of his body.

Geralt looks at the corpse and mutters "Hmmmm" before walking away into the forst.

Baby Yoda is brought to a group of mages which use his unique biology to start creating new Witchers again.

The end.

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dancer62
12/25/19 11:19:48 PM
#19:


The Easter Bunny

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