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Purely
12/23/19 5:12:28 AM
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I decided to have a nacho grande platter from a local mexican place tonight. It honestly smelled like a toilet as soon as I walked in the place but that didn't stop me! I feasted on that thing...

Then got to drinking and had some of my home made absinthe before going to bed.

Laid there for an hour or two before I gave up and decided I needed to puke.

Don't know if it's from the nachos or the absinthe. Or both. I have to be up for work in 3 hours though.

I fucked up either way.
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viewmaster_pi
12/23/19 5:20:54 AM
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merry christmas

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
12/23/19 5:21:54 AM
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Lonestar2000
12/23/19 5:33:32 AM
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The only times I have gotten food poisoning was from Mexican food.
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spikethedevil
12/23/19 5:40:56 AM
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It honestly smelled like a toilet as soon as I walked in the place but that didn't stop me!

Some people have to learn the hard way.

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StealthRock
12/23/19 5:43:27 AM
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ER

Now

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Purely
12/23/19 5:50:31 AM
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StealthRock posted...
ER

Now

Why
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Purely
12/23/19 6:06:24 AM
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Picture of the nachos btw

https://imgur.com/COZBrdL
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Purely
12/23/19 6:12:11 AM
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Oh fuck I gave my dog a nacho too and she just let loose a fart that smelled just like it. This is fucked up.
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StealthRock
12/23/19 6:24:39 AM
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Purely posted...
Why
Sounds like you may have a very bad case of food poisoning

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Purely
12/23/19 6:27:47 AM
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StealthRock posted...
Sounds like you may have a very bad case of food poisoning

Ok but what would they do at the ER? Don't I need to just wait it out?
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DrizztLink
12/23/19 6:30:18 AM
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StealthRock posted...
Sounds like you may have a very bad case of food poisoning
Unless he's in the middle of the fucking desert with no water, he will be fine.

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spikethedevil
12/23/19 6:47:58 AM
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Keep drinking water.

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Mistere Man
12/23/19 6:51:27 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
Unless he's in the middle of the fucking desert with no water, he will be fine.
Salmonella, e.coli, botulism. It could be more than just bad food.

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Ethosian
12/23/19 6:52:45 AM
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Purely posted...
Picture of the nachos btw

https://imgur.com/COZBrdL
That looks like dog food
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Purely
12/23/19 6:56:37 AM
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Mistere Man posted...
Salmonella, e.coli, botulism. It could be more than just bad food.

Well I've been laying under a bunch of covers and have the heat jacked up and finally I feel like I'm warmed up.

I really cant afford calling in sick. The next two days are holidays and they'll say I wont get paid for them if I don't come in. This is such bad timing.
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spikethedevil
12/23/19 6:58:25 AM
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Its kind of your fault though lets be honest.

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SiO4
12/23/19 6:59:36 AM
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G'ahhh. That sucks.
Best you can do is hydrate and sleep.
If you can keep water down, and you have the time to sleep.

If you can drag yourself into work, it should help to know that everyone is fucked up this week.
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DrizztLink
12/23/19 7:02:09 AM
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Mistere Man posted...
Salmonella, e.coli, botulism. It could be more than just bad food.
The first two are food poisoning, just with different bacteria.

As long as he's hydrated he's fine.

Considering how he's here typing and not in a flaccid paralysis, I'm pretty confident we can rule out botulism.

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Purely
12/23/19 7:02:14 AM
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spikethedevil posted...
Its kind of your fault though lets be honest.

Yeah I did this to myself. I've just been craving those nachos and i was driving past the place and it seemed like a good idea at the time. They've been shut down before for this too but they cleaned up and reopened. It was e.coli... It's a popular place.

https://www.foodsafetynews.com/2013/09/issues-of-improper-food-handling-at-los-burritos-mexicanos-addressed/

Fuckin hell
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spikethedevil
12/23/19 7:06:43 AM
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If it was E coli before then go to ER, you dont fuck around with that shit.

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Purely
12/23/19 7:23:22 AM
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Oh God the dog's vagina is bleeding
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Mistere Man
12/23/19 7:24:40 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
The first two are food poisoning, just with different bacteria.

As long as he's hydrated he's fine.

Considering how he's here typing and not in a flaccid paralysis, I'm pretty confident we can rule out botulism.
Botulism effects people differently and has other side effects than just paralysis.

A restaurant near my brothers work had a botulism outbreak it hospitalized many people at his work but for some they only got diarrhea and throwing up for a few days.

The restaurant was closed by the health department. If this place isnt reported others could get sick if it is something dangerous.

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Purely
12/23/19 7:29:17 AM
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Took my temp and it's a little low, 97.9. If it was ecoli it should be in the hundreds.
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Awesome
12/23/19 7:30:49 AM
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The ground beef was probably bad before they cooked it

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Purely
12/23/19 7:45:04 AM
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Or it could be unrelated to any of this and I've been coming down with something for a while and that's why my dick has felt like it's vibrating lately. Maybe the booze actually brought it to the surface.
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Ethosian
12/23/19 7:58:04 AM
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Purely posted...
my dick has felt like it's vibrating lately
Wat
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Alucard188
12/23/19 7:59:34 AM
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You fucked up, boyo.

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JBaLLEN66
12/23/19 8:01:27 AM
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spikethedevil posted...
Its kind of your fault though lets be honest.

and this solves the problem how?

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JBaLLEN66
12/23/19 8:02:45 AM
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Purely posted...
Or it could be unrelated to any of this and I've been coming down with something for a while and that's why my dick has felt like it's vibrating lately. Maybe the booze actually brought it to the surface.

the food couldve been improperly handled from the restaurant, and this is why I never eat at sketch places. Did you read the yelp reviews.

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Ethosian
12/23/19 8:02:53 AM
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bknight posted...
So you have a vibrating dick and your dog's vagina is bleeding, hmmmmm.
Gilberto alt?
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JBaLLEN66
12/23/19 8:03:51 AM
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Purely posted...
Yeah I did this to myself. I've just been craving those nachos and i was driving past the place and it seemed like a good idea at the time. They've been shut down before for this too but they cleaned up and reopened. It was e.coli... It's a popular place.

https://www.foodsafetynews.com/2013/09/issues-of-improper-food-handling-at-los-burritos-mexicanos-addressed/

Fuckin hell

rest my case, welcome to two days of hell

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Vyrulisse
12/23/19 8:06:26 AM
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Big oof. Drink a lot of water and try to survive.

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_Matchabuu_
12/23/19 8:10:28 AM
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Feel better soon and stay hydrated

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Purely
12/23/19 9:05:10 AM
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Well I went in to work. Planning to leave at 12:30. Boss still hasn't approved it. I'm back in the bathroom shitting out the foulest smelling poop I've ever had.
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DrizztLink
12/23/19 9:32:37 AM
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If he doesn't let you leave "accidentally" shit your pants in his office.

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Ethosian
12/23/19 9:42:12 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
If he doesn't let you leave "accidentally" shit your pants in his office.
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