Current Events > Took laxatives earlier (milk of magnesia)

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Tired-Insomniac
12/20/19 10:42:03 PM
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4 tablespoons

Been stopped up for awhile, I can still poop but it's rarely a full, satisfying poop. Just a few small poops and no feeling of relief.

I took it about an hour ago.

I am afraid.

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yunalenne10
12/20/19 10:45:50 PM
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Get a Dulcolax suppository, then a Fleet enema, and if needed, drink Magnesium citrate. Yes, they're all OTC.

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Tired-Insomniac
12/20/19 10:52:46 PM
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yunalenne10 posted...
Get a Dulcolax suppository, then a Fleet enema, and if needed, drink Magnesium citrate. Yes, they're all OTC.

You mean only if this stuff doesn't work right

Cause that sounds like a fucking nightmare

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yunalenne10
12/20/19 10:53:23 PM
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Tired-Insomniac posted...
You mean only if this stuff doesn't work right
Yes, of course.

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Gakk86
12/20/19 11:00:30 PM
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Laxatives usually only take effect several hours after you no longer want them to take effect.

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Rob Cesternino
12/20/19 11:17:42 PM
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yunalenne10 posted...
then a Fleet enema

This is basically the last resort. But it's also the most powerful and effective

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Gakk86
12/20/19 11:19:21 PM
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Rob Cesternino posted...
This is basically the last resort. But it's also the most powerful and effective
They sell them in twin packs, for when you can't get enough of squirting liquid into your butthole.

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SiO4
12/20/19 11:19:44 PM
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Next time just pick up a bean soup of some kind.
You probably just need more Fiber.
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Tired-Insomniac
12/20/19 11:41:45 PM
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Gakk86 posted...
Laxatives usually only take effect several hours after you no longer want them to take effect.

I'm seeing Star Wars at 3pm tomorrow

I'm hoping I'm good by then.

I still haven't had to rush to the bathroom though. Bottle says half hour to six hours.

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kingdrake2
12/20/19 11:42:43 PM
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Gakk86 posted...
They sell them in twin packs, for when you can't get enough of squirting liquid into your butthole.


they work too. you'll be on the toilet soon enough taking a relaxing shit.
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Tired-Insomniac
12/20/19 11:55:38 PM
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LET LOOSE THE GATES OF HELL

Ohhhhhhh FUCK

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YukihoHagiwara
12/21/19 12:44:57 AM
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next time mix your magnesia in with prune juice if you want to go even further beyond

also last time I had cherries, like half a 3 lb bag in a night, I had a sudden urge. in large amounts they do act as a laxative. I had done that before and didn't have a fibrous diarrhea so your results may vary

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ssj3vegeta
12/21/19 12:45:44 AM
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Tired-Insomniac
12/21/19 12:59:51 AM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
Eat fiber and drink lots of water FFS

Water is pretty much all I drink

Idk if I eat stuff with fiber much

I eat a lot of pasta, chicken, and beef

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SiO4
12/21/19 1:02:42 AM
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Dude, just go out and get a few cans of Progresso lentil soup, or something similar.
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Purely
12/21/19 1:10:46 AM
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I love taking milk of magnesia. You should be squirting out of your ass by now.
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Tired-Insomniac
12/21/19 1:47:16 AM
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Purely posted...
I love taking milk of magnesia. You should be squirting out of your ass by now.

I haven't

My earlier gates of hell post was due to some cramps so I ran to the bathroom and only farted

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pkmnlord
12/21/19 1:57:17 AM
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I hear sugar free Haribo gummy bears will also make your dormant dookie pull the emergency eject out ya ass

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Blackstar110
12/21/19 2:00:13 AM
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i take two scoops of a fiber supplement every night, and as an IBS sufferer, it has changed my life

do recommend

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dib153
12/21/19 2:08:16 AM
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Just get to taco bell ffs

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Tired-Insomniac
12/21/19 2:26:11 AM
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The Exodus has begun!

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Tired-Insomniac
12/21/19 2:43:01 AM
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Holy fuck it smells so bad

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Tired-Insomniac
12/21/19 9:42:57 AM
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Round two WOOOOO

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Alakazamtrainer
12/21/19 10:02:26 AM
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Are you satisfied now?
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Tired-Insomniac
12/21/19 10:09:16 AM
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Alakazamtrainer posted...
Are you satisfied now?

Sort of, but now my asshole hurts

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ThyCorndog
12/21/19 10:13:32 AM
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Tired-Insomniac posted...
Water is pretty much all I drink

Idk if I eat stuff with fiber much

I eat a lot of pasta, chicken, and beef
Only plants have fiber, so the meat has exactly 0 fiber. The pasta has tiny amounts if any cause I doubt you're eating whole wheat pasta. Whole food plants like fruits (whole foods, so with the skin where applicable), vegetables, beans, etc is where it's at

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Tired-Insomniac
12/21/19 11:16:50 AM
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ThyCorndog posted...
Only plants have fiber, so the meat has exactly 0 fiber. The pasta has tiny amounts if any cause I doubt you're eating whole wheat pasta. Whole food plants like fruits (whole foods, so with the skin where applicable), vegetables, beans, etc is where it's at

Well shit, that explains a lot then. I've been having constipation issues for years, and I hardly ever eat veggies.

Time for a trip to the grocery store!

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kingdrake2
12/21/19 12:16:14 PM
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Tired-Insomniac posted...
Time for a trip to the grocery store!


this. we have to go there too. it was too windy yesterday and we need some tea or powerade (whichever is cheaper).
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