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Tired-Insomniac 12/20/19 10:42:03 PM #1: |
4 tablespoons
Been stopped up for awhile, I can still poop but it's rarely a full, satisfying poop. Just a few small poops and no feeling of relief. I took it about an hour ago. I am afraid. --- "I like turtles" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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yunalenne10 12/20/19 10:45:50 PM #2: |
Get a Dulcolax suppository, then a Fleet enema, and if needed, drink Magnesium citrate. Yes, they're all OTC.
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Tired-Insomniac 12/20/19 10:52:46 PM #3: |
yunalenne10 posted...
Get a Dulcolax suppository, then a Fleet enema, and if needed, drink Magnesium citrate. Yes, they're all OTC. You mean only if this stuff doesn't work right Cause that sounds like a fucking nightmare --- "I like turtles" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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yunalenne10 12/20/19 10:53:23 PM #4: |
Tired-Insomniac posted...
You mean only if this stuff doesn't work rightYes, of course. --- "The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it." - Rule 43 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gakk86 12/20/19 11:00:30 PM #5: |
Laxatives usually only take effect several hours after you no longer want them to take effect.
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Rob Cesternino 12/20/19 11:17:42 PM #6: |
yunalenne10 posted...
then a Fleet enema This is basically the last resort. But it's also the most powerful and effective --- Stop asking me if I'm Jessica Simpson. Jewish girls Survivor is the greatest show EVER. are hawt ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gakk86 12/20/19 11:19:21 PM #7: |
Rob Cesternino posted...
This is basically the last resort. But it's also the most powerful and effectiveThey sell them in twin packs, for when you can't get enough of squirting liquid into your butthole. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SiO4 12/20/19 11:19:44 PM #8: |
Next time just pick up a bean soup of some kind.
You probably just need more Fiber. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tired-Insomniac 12/20/19 11:41:45 PM #9: |
Gakk86 posted...
Laxatives usually only take effect several hours after you no longer want them to take effect. I'm seeing Star Wars at 3pm tomorrow I'm hoping I'm good by then. I still haven't had to rush to the bathroom though. Bottle says half hour to six hours. --- "I like turtles" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kingdrake2 12/20/19 11:42:43 PM #10: |
Gakk86 posted...
They sell them in twin packs, for when you can't get enough of squirting liquid into your butthole. they work too. you'll be on the toilet soon enough taking a relaxing shit. --- The act of treachery is an art, but the traitor himself is a piece of **** - Mike Tyson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tired-Insomniac 12/20/19 11:55:38 PM #11: |
LET LOOSE THE GATES OF HELL
Ohhhhhhh FUCK --- "I like turtles" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YukihoHagiwara 12/21/19 12:44:57 AM #12: |
next time mix your magnesia in with prune juice if you want to go even further beyond
also last time I had cherries, like half a 3 lb bag in a night, I had a sudden urge. in large amounts they do act as a laxative. I had done that before and didn't have a fibrous diarrhea so your results may vary --- 7Dd_jr_dF0Y ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ssj3vegeta 12/21/19 12:45:44 AM #13: |
Eat fiber and drink lots of water FFS
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Tired-Insomniac 12/21/19 12:59:51 AM #14: |
ssj3vegeta posted...
Eat fiber and drink lots of water FFS Water is pretty much all I drink Idk if I eat stuff with fiber much I eat a lot of pasta, chicken, and beef --- "I like turtles" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SiO4 12/21/19 1:02:42 AM #15: |
Dude, just go out and get a few cans of Progresso lentil soup, or something similar.
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Purely 12/21/19 1:10:46 AM #16: |
I love taking milk of magnesia. You should be squirting out of your ass by now.
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Tired-Insomniac 12/21/19 1:47:16 AM #17: |
Purely posted...
I love taking milk of magnesia. You should be squirting out of your ass by now. I haven't My earlier gates of hell post was due to some cramps so I ran to the bathroom and only farted --- "I like turtles" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pkmnlord 12/21/19 1:57:17 AM #18: |
I hear sugar free Haribo gummy bears will also make your dormant dookie pull the emergency eject out ya ass
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Blackstar110 12/21/19 2:00:13 AM #19: |
i take two scoops of a fiber supplement every night, and as an IBS sufferer, it has changed my life
do recommend --- -Shred ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dib153 12/21/19 2:08:16 AM #20: |
Just get to taco bell ffs
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Tired-Insomniac 12/21/19 2:26:11 AM #21: |
The Exodus has begun!
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Tired-Insomniac 12/21/19 2:43:01 AM #22: |
Holy fuck it smells so bad
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Tired-Insomniac 12/21/19 9:42:57 AM #24: |
Round two WOOOOO
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Alakazamtrainer 12/21/19 10:02:26 AM #25: |
Are you satisfied now?
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Tired-Insomniac 12/21/19 10:09:16 AM #26: |
Alakazamtrainer posted...
Are you satisfied now? Sort of, but now my asshole hurts --- "I like turtles" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ThyCorndog 12/21/19 10:13:32 AM #27: |
Tired-Insomniac posted...
Water is pretty much all I drinkOnly plants have fiber, so the meat has exactly 0 fiber. The pasta has tiny amounts if any cause I doubt you're eating whole wheat pasta. Whole food plants like fruits (whole foods, so with the skin where applicable), vegetables, beans, etc is where it's at --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tired-Insomniac 12/21/19 11:16:50 AM #28: |
ThyCorndog posted...
Only plants have fiber, so the meat has exactly 0 fiber. The pasta has tiny amounts if any cause I doubt you're eating whole wheat pasta. Whole food plants like fruits (whole foods, so with the skin where applicable), vegetables, beans, etc is where it's at Well shit, that explains a lot then. I've been having constipation issues for years, and I hardly ever eat veggies. Time for a trip to the grocery store! --- "I like turtles" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kingdrake2 12/21/19 12:16:14 PM #29: |
Tired-Insomniac posted...
Time for a trip to the grocery store! this. we have to go there too. it was too windy yesterday and we need some tea or powerade (whichever is cheaper). --- The act of treachery is an art, but the traitor himself is a piece of **** - Mike Tyson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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