Poll of the Day > Going to see Star Wars now *MAJOR SPOILERS*

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MrMelodramatic
12/19/19 8:09:07 PM
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I wont revisit this topic until its over. Showing is in 20 minutes.
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Ogurisama
12/19/19 8:09:52 PM
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Mead
12/19/19 8:11:14 PM
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Lightsabers happen I bet

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wolfy42
12/19/19 8:33:19 PM
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Rey and Ben get jiggy with it.
Rey becomes preggers.
It is revealed that Ben is her brother.
This is too much for Rey and she dies in Childbirth (while having twins).
Ben goes mad with grief and kills lots of younglings.


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hypnox
12/19/19 8:35:12 PM
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wolfy42 posted...
Rey and Ben get jiggy with it.
Rey becomes preggers.
It is revealed that Ben is her brother.
This is too much for Rey and she dies in Childbirth (while having twins).
Ben goes mad with grief and kills lots of younglings.


Would have been better than what we got.

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MrMelodramatic
12/19/19 11:27:24 PM
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Worst of the three imo. Full review later
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Mead
12/20/19 2:00:20 AM
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That movie was VERY good!

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Mead
12/20/19 2:43:10 AM
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I think IX is actually my favorite Star Wars film now, it was just so much fun the entire way and so many scenes brought a smile to my face

gotta say though the whole dagger Death Star thing was really dumb. I mean that dagger was at least a couple of decades old based on the bones of its owner. So it would have had to have been designed based on the outline of the Death Star crash site seen only from one specific angle and wouldnt have worked if the crash had broken down further or been eroded by the obviously turbulent weather

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MrMelodramatic
12/20/19 3:02:58 AM
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IX had some good scenes but overall was awful. It literally makes anis entire arc meaningless. It had some awkward dialogue. It played it waaaayyyy too safe and backtracked on so many things. The constant deathbaiting was garbage.

it looked good though.
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Mead
12/20/19 3:03:42 AM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
It literally makes anis entire arc meaningless.

lol good

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MrMelodramatic
12/20/19 3:12:31 AM
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How is invalidating 6/9 of the movies a good thing?
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MrMelodramatic
12/20/19 3:14:05 AM
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Official ranking of canon movies:

4 > 5 = 8 > 6 > 3 > 7 > Solo > RO = 9 > 2 > 1
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Mead
12/20/19 3:15:47 AM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
How is invalidating 6/9 of the movies a good thing?

cause anakin was a total turd imo

Rogue One had been my fav but I think IX was even more entertaining

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MrMelodramatic
12/20/19 3:18:32 AM
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Anakin was the main character. Star Wars up to this point has been about him and his lineage. It doesnt matter if you dont like the character; making him nonessential is a way dumb move.

Mead posted...
Rogue One had been my fav but I think IX was even more entertaining
We watch Star Wars for VERY different reasons
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MrMelodramatic
12/20/19 3:34:50 AM
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Yes. Theyre mentioned by name, even.
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Gaawa_chan
12/20/19 3:43:41 AM
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Speaking of Star Wars, did anyone else see this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5MTIIou56Y

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kukukupo
12/20/19 5:04:40 AM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
Official ranking of canon movies:

4 > 5 = 8 > 6 > 3 > 7 > Solo > RO = 9 > 2 > 1

Well, know I know your opinion is worthless.

There are only three Star Wars movies, by the way.
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EvilMegas
12/20/19 6:42:55 AM
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kukukupo posted...
Well, know I know your opinion is worthless.

There are only three Star Wars movies, by the way.
Ok boomer.

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TheeDeputy
12/20/19 9:45:36 AM
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It manages to be the very worst one, out of all the movies.

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GlitchManV5
12/20/19 10:35:50 AM
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I mean, I enjoyed it as someone who only has a casual interest in Star Wars, but I see why some people are angry. But let's at least appreciate that they pulled an Endgame and regulated the female character the market had proven to be unlikable to have only about 5-8 minutes of screen time.

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Mead
12/20/19 10:49:25 AM
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Why was Merry from LOTR in the movie and why did they act like he had just been around for the whole trilogy

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MrMelodramatic
12/20/19 11:01:29 AM
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Why was Charlie from Lost in so many scenes?
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Mead
12/20/19 11:34:16 AM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
Why was Charlie from Lost in so many scenes?

yeah that was weird

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MrMelodramatic
12/20/19 12:39:02 PM
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I cannot believe people are loving this movie. Fanservice aside, it ruined all the good things 7&8 set up and also pooped on the OT
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Mead
12/20/19 1:25:07 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
I cannot believe people are loving this movie. Fanservice aside, it ruined all the good things 7&8 set up and also pooped on the OT

people appreciate different things, I really dont feel like it made any previous films worse

I actually feel like it made The Last Jedi not suck so much by making some of the decisions in that movie actually make sense

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GanonsSpirit
12/23/19 5:44:56 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
it ruined all the good things 7&8 set up
How can it do that when 8 already ruined everything set up in 7?

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MrMelodramatic
12/23/19 6:03:57 PM
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8 took all the boring shit from 7 and made it good.
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Unbridled9
12/23/19 6:05:47 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
8 took all the boring shit from 7 and made it good.

8 took everything 1-7 did and made it horrible. Like the reincarnation of the ME3 ending. Red for rage, blue for denial, and green for giving Disney your money.

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GanonsSpirit
12/23/19 6:22:48 PM
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Also, I'm pretty sure they only released last week's Mandalorian early so that there'd be precedent for force healing on opening night.

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Mead
12/23/19 6:24:28 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
8 took all the boring shit from 7 and made it good.

banana opinion

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LuciusLatios
12/28/19 11:04:33 PM
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Its my favorite of the ones Disney made, but that's not saying much because Disney literally screwed up Star Wars. Example: on Solo, if Darth Maul showed up with his legs still attached, then Han would have to be MUCH younger than he is. Also, the Millennium Falcon at the beginning didn't have a gap at the front end, although this is corrected latter on in the movie.


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Mead
12/28/19 11:58:14 PM
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LuciusLatios posted...
Its my favorite of the ones Disney made, but that's not saying much because Disney literally screwed up Star Wars. Example: on Solo, if Darth Maul showed up with his legs still attached, then Han would have to be MUCH younger than he is. Also, the Millennium Falcon at the beginning didn't have a gap at the front end, although this is corrected latter on in the movie.

You need to catch up on your Star Wars lore my dude

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Smarkil
12/29/19 2:07:12 AM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
I cannot believe people are loving this movie. Fanservice aside, it ruined all the good things 7&8 set up and also pooped on the OT

It wasn't even good if you were to consider it apart from the rest of the series. I didn't know what to think after I first watched it, but having had some time to think about it I really dislike it aside from it being visually appealing and Kylo being the best part of these new movies.

You could cut out half this movie and nothing would change from the overall plot. Most of it is 'we need X, but we have to find it' 'oh we found it, but then it got destroyed, so now we gotta go do x' and then 'oh so we did the thing but then it turns out we coulda just gotten it from kylos broken spaceship the whole time'

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GanonsSpirit
12/29/19 6:34:37 AM
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LuciusLatios posted...
Its my favorite of the ones Disney made, but that's not saying much because Disney literally screwed up Star Wars. Example: on Solo, if Darth Maul showed up with his legs still attached, then Han would have to be MUCH younger than he is. Also, the Millennium Falcon at the beginning didn't have a gap at the front end, although this is corrected latter on in the movie.
Darth Maul has robotic legs in Solo, and as you stated the other thing got fixed, so it really sounds like you're complaining about nothing for no reason.

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