Current Events > How do we live in a world without a Heat Vision and Jack show?

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We have a full 22 minute episode of a TV show where Jack Black plays an ex-astronaut who has super intelligence, but can only use it when the sun is up, and where Owen Wilson plays his talking motorcycle friend who was a pro footballer before getting hit with a laser beam from NASA. It was written by Dan Harmon and directed by Ben Stiller, and there is a statistical probability that this show could have existed at one point. But we don't have it - we have a 22 minute pilot episode, but we don't have a full series.

How many shows have that much pedigree behind them, only to fall flat on their face? I guess none of these people were really famous at the time, which would explain it, but for one shining moment in history, we had four of the biggest acting and writing talents working on the stupidest fucking TV show imaginable. And no-one picked it up and ran with it.

If there's one single, justifiable reason for our destruction at the hands of a race of technologically superior super beings, it's that we as a society had access to a Heat Vision and Jack pilot episode and decided not to act on it.

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Truly a crime.

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