Poll of the Day > do you purposely try to hurt someone's hand when you give a handshake

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magemaximus
12/11/19 5:56:51 PM
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the handshake greeting that we do in america has always interested me. how hard do you squeeze someone's hand? i don't go full limp, but i don't try to hurt the person. with women, i don't even squeeze. they also do not squeeze either. most of the time women give limp handshakes. from my experience at least.

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darcandkharg31
12/11/19 6:01:12 PM
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I just fist bump everyone.

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zebatov
12/11/19 6:20:54 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
I just fist bump everyone.
Explode + fallout or squid to finish?

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darcandkharg31
12/11/19 6:34:45 PM
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zebatov posted...
Explode + fallout or squid to finish?
ass smack like "good game nice to see ya!"

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darcandkharg31
12/11/19 6:37:22 PM
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but for realz, depends on the person, like if they look like a contractor or og old dude, I'll give a pretty solid hand shake cause I know they'll give one back, regular guys a firm handshake, and chicks just regular one with no squeeze.

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CTLM
12/11/19 6:48:49 PM
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Solid, good grip with both the webbing between the fingers and thumb touching on our hands. No limp wrist or only fingers
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Yellow
12/11/19 6:52:29 PM
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Hand crushing is the "will you be the next manager or not" greeting here. Crush your boss's hand when you meet him.

Otherwise it means the other person is a hardass, despite looking kind of nice.

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zebatov
12/11/19 8:27:30 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
ass smack like "good game nice to see ya!"
Claaaassic.

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dedbus
12/16/19 11:29:13 PM
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I try to keep it going Mr shake hands style.
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OhhhJa
12/16/19 11:47:44 PM
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I just smell their ass instead
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wwinterj25
12/16/19 11:50:04 PM
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magemaximus posted...
how hard do you squeeze someone's hand?

A normal amount. Not a firm handshake but not limp too.


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ParanoidObsessive
12/17/19 12:51:02 AM
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Whenever I shake someone's hand for the first time, I squeeze a moderate amount, but also stab them with a hidden knife held in my left hand. It helps establish dominance.
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CaptainStrong
12/17/19 12:52:33 AM
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i dont shake hands
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hypnox
12/17/19 12:53:40 AM
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No, because I am happy with the size of my penis.

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Zareth
12/17/19 3:48:44 AM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
Whenever I shake someone's hand for the first time, I squeeze a moderate amount, but also stab them with a hidden knife held in my left hand. It helps establish dominance.
You should shit in your pants afterwards, that's a real power move.

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EvilMegas
12/17/19 8:12:12 AM
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I always whisper: "hail hydra".

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Krazy_Kirby
12/17/19 9:42:55 AM
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Zareth posted...

You should shit in your pants afterwards, that's a real power move.


or shit in theirs. now that is a power move
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