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$100 or the following powers

• Super strength
• Flight
• The ability to hear whenever someone says the word "grime" or some other filth-related word
• You can appear in a whirlwind of bubbles
• You can clean anything by damaging it, be it punching with your super strength, flying through ceilings, cutting things with a knife, or hitting it with a baseball bat

The downside is that you become incredibly stupid when it comes to how your destructive cleaning makes others feel, and that you can only want to use your powers for cleaning-related purposes.

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Money.

Mostly because of the grime part. There is like 7 billion people and how many of them at any given time are using similar words? If I can hear whenever they are said, itll be all I hear.

But you can teleport to their house and punch their bathroom walls to help them clean :D

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I swear to god this sounds so familiar but I can't put my finger on it

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monkeysRfunny posted...

I swear to god this sounds so familiar but I can't put my finger on it

it's a bit like a combination of Josuke's Stand and the female CP9 member's (Khalifa? was that her name) devil fruit

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Nope, it's a single person. Guess again :3

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YugiNoob posted...

But you can teleport to their house and punch their bathroom walls to help them clean :D

monkeysRfunny posted...

I swear to god this sounds so familiar but I can't put my finger on it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_k5w2FXznw
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We have a winner :D

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Damn how could I forget Senor Cleanfist. That's probably my favorite Cyanide and Happiness short too

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Money.

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