Current Events > I'm watching the movie Tusk. What. The. ****. SPOILERS

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iPhone_7
12/09/19 4:26:27 AM
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Okay so Im halfway through the movie and Justin Long just woke up as a disfigured walrus and is screaming at the camera.

Its not a good movie....yet its not bad either. Im weirdly really liking it and laughing. Its so absurd & ridiculous but the acting is great.

god how is this going to end, even if they find him alive....hes a ****ing screaming walrus LOL

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joe40001
12/09/19 4:35:27 AM
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Yes there is a lot of backstory and weirdness with this movie.

Let me know when you are done, there is much to talk about, lol

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nevershine
12/09/19 4:36:17 AM
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It was a rather bizarre movie to say the least, but it had its funny moments that left you kinda scratching your head.

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boxington
12/09/19 4:37:45 AM
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I didn't like it, but I generally don't like Kevin Smith's movies

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MrNintendo1213
12/09/19 4:37:52 AM
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That movie is the most stupid shit ever and it is amazing I love it. The ending is perfect.

Its apart of the "Great White North" horror movie trilogy by Kevin Smith. So far it just has Tusk and another one that is more bad in a bad way than bad in a good way like Tusk. I can't remember the name but it stars his daughter and her best friend fighting nazi weiners ina convenience store. And her best friend is Johnny Depp's daughter, which is why he is in Tusk.

But the finale of the trilogy I think will be great. It's going to be like Jaws but with a moose. He is going to call it Moose Jaws. It sounds terrible I need to see it.
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blablablax17
12/09/19 4:38:35 AM
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Yeah its halfway between a comedy and a horror movie.
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joe40001
12/09/19 4:46:04 AM
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The other movie is called Yoga Hosers, nobody likes that one.

When TC is done with the movie I have clips to share.

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DrizztLink
12/09/19 4:47:08 AM
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MrNintendo1213 posted...
It's going to be like Jaws but with a moose. He is going to call it Moose Jaws.
I need this.

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jumi
12/09/19 4:51:04 AM
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I wish I could have the time I spent watching that and Red State back. Both are terrible.

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boxington
12/09/19 4:54:47 AM
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jumi posted...
I wish I could have the time I spent watching that and Red State back. Both are terrible.

oh yea, that's another one I really disliked


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iPhone_7
12/09/19 4:58:54 AM
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Paused it for a moment, now watching again.

The restaurant scene is so boring and the Frenchie detective guy talking is so annoying. I forgot most of what he said already.

Oh god I just got more horrified. For a moment I thought he was trying to make Justin-Walrus blow him. Turns out he was just temporarily drowning him. Phew

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iPhone_7
12/09/19 5:00:46 AM
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Walrus fight

jesus ****ing christ wtf is this movie

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iPhone_7
12/09/19 5:06:31 AM
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They rescued him. Now theyre getting out of the car and the girlfriend has a newspaper in her arm (is there a fish in there???) and it looks like theyre walking towards a zoo.

F*** is this really going to be Justin-Walruss fate lol

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Gobstoppers12
12/09/19 5:11:46 AM
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iPhone_7 posted...
Walrus fight
The pure absurdity of this moment is the only thing that made the movie worthwhile.

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iPhone_7
12/09/19 5:20:54 AM
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Everyone just accepted him as a disfigured screaming walrus and put him in a zoo cage. Seems kind of lazy, but I dont know what the f*** would have been better.

Gobstoppers12 posted...
The pure absurdity of this moment is the only thing that made the movie worthwhile.
Before that there was a flashback of the guy eating a walrus, I thought he was going to do the same to Justin.

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Azardea
12/09/19 5:35:56 AM
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I had completely forgotten about that movie, jesus. It was so fucked up lol.

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joe40001
12/09/19 5:48:11 AM
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jumi
12/09/19 5:57:47 AM
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The ending is the dumbest part.

They treat him like an actual walrus even though he's just a normal person shaped like a walrus through surgery. Some of that could be corrected.

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iPhone_7
12/09/19 7:20:34 AM
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I just finished watching Horns, the film where Harry Potter grows horns.

Really liked it as well. Great acting except by Daniel Radcliffe who was overacting at times. And the ending is just terrible & over the top, such a shame.

Im about to watch those YouTube links posted, WTF Johnny Depp was the French guy?!?

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joe40001
12/09/19 7:30:14 AM
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iPhone_7 posted...
I just finished watching Horns, the film where Harry Potter grows horns.

Really liked it as well. Great acting except by Daniel Radcliffe who was overacting at times. And the ending is just terrible & over the top, such a shame.

Im about to watch those YouTube links posted, WTF Johnny Depp was the French guy?!?

Yep, his story about kevin getting him (the 3rd video) is pretty good.

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jumi
12/09/19 8:54:34 AM
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iPhone_7 posted...
I just finished watching Horns, the film where Harry Potter grows horns.

Really liked it as well. Great acting except by Daniel Radcliffe who was overacting at times. And the ending is just terrible & over the top, such a shame.

Im about to watch those YouTube links posted, WTF Johnny Depp was the French guy?!?

Horns is better than Smith's two travesties. The book is good as well.

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MrNintendo1213
12/09/19 4:58:51 PM
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jumi posted...
The ending is the dumbest part.

They treat him like an actual walrus even though he's just a normal person shaped like a walrus through surgery. Some of that could be corrected.


You plebes clearly dont understand the masterpiece. After all of the horrors he witnessed, followed by all the horrors he committed as a walrus, his mind couldn't cope, it just collapsed. He went full walrus.

No it's terrible but it's hilarious and you can imagine them getting stoned and laughing their ass off the whole time coming up with the movie. And just smiling while making it because it is so completely stupid but someone is actually letting them make it.

I'm pretty sure Kevin Smith came up with it during a podcast, he just started talking about it and came up with the whole movie talking to some guy. Iirc he literally says at the end, "he goes full walrus." Which I loved because before I knew how he came up with it, I could tell that is exactly what he was thinking at that scene.
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joe40001
12/09/19 6:09:04 PM
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MrNintendo1213 posted...
You plebes clearly dont understand the masterpiece. After all of the horrors he witnessed, followed by all the horrors he committed as a walrus, his mind couldn't cope, it just collapsed. He went full walrus.

No it's terrible but it's hilarious and you can imagine them getting stoned and laughing their ass off the whole time coming up with the movie. And just smiling while making it because it is so completely stupid but someone is actually letting them make it.

I'm pretty sure Kevin Smith came up with it during a podcast, he just started talking about it and came up with the whole movie talking to some guy. Iirc he literally says at the end, "he goes full walrus." Which I loved because before I knew how he came up with it, I could tell that is exactly what he was thinking at that scene.
Yep, this is him coming up with the whole movie on the podcast:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wLG4Daut3c

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AlCalavicci
12/09/19 7:06:33 PM
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I am/was a Kevin Smith fan and I remember watching this movie and just being like what the fuck is this

I actually liked Red State

I couldn't even get to the halfway point of Yoga Hosers

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