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EffectAndCause 12/06/19 10:11:18 PM #1: |
When Chuck Norris left for college he said to his dad Youre the man of the house now.
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Bad_Mojo 12/06/19 10:20:32 PM #2: |
I don't think I've heard that one, tbh
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Irony 12/06/19 10:22:22 PM #3: |
I'm gonna be sad when he dies
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EffectAndCause 12/06/19 10:22:35 PM #4: |
Bad_Mojo posted...
I don't think I've heard that one, tbh That's why it's great, there are always new ones. Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LookANinja 12/06/19 10:23:16 PM #5: |
The whole in the ozone layer is from Chuck Norris' first ejaculation.
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coh 12/06/19 10:23:41 PM #6: |
It helps that Chuck Norris IRL is a legit great guy
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YugiNoob 12/06/19 10:24:50 PM #7: |
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his room.
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nevershine 12/06/19 10:26:00 PM #8: |
Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pisses.
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Lordgold666 12/06/19 10:30:02 PM #9: |
Chuck Norris isnt hung like a horse
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brotrrwinner 12/06/19 10:34:23 PM #10: |
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 10 people. Then the grenade exploded
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MrNintendo1213 12/06/19 10:40:13 PM #11: |
coh posted...
It helps that Chuck Norris IRL is a legit great guy Are you trolling? He's kind of a piece of shit. --- Dot Dot Dot... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jamjars 12/06/19 10:40:42 PM #12: |
Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon in pokemon go using a landline phone.
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bnui 12/06/19 10:41:17 PM #13: |
Chuck Norris once ate a Rubik's Cube and pooped it out solved
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ffmasterjose 12/06/19 10:48:15 PM #14: |
I remember the jokes being alot funnier than the ones in this topic
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