Current Events > Scenario: You're stuck on a plane with that annoying guy you hate for 5+ hours

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You sit down in your seat kicking yourself that you accidentally broke your ear/headphones and forgot to bring a book for this 5+ hour plane ride

Then suddenly that really annoying guy you know that unintentionally drives you insane sits directly next to you.

He immediately loudly starts talking to you and wants to show you his exciting trivia book.

"Oh my god! I can't believe it. Who would have thought that we would be on the same plane going to the same place!?

This is so great because I was up all night listening to (political thing you hate) and then I saw a bunch of videos about (franchise you dispise) and I can finally have someone to tell all about it. I'm just bursting. I'll skip page 1 and 2 and go right the good bit on page 3. Did you know that ...."

https://i.imgur.com/3kuAsJC.jpg

You look around and to your horror realize there are no other empty seats

How do you react?
What do you do?
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I start citing crime statistics and then recreate the damn daniel videos shot for shot

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say I get anxiety flying

pretend I'm swallowing a pill

pretend to sleep

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Middle hope posted...

I start citing crime statistics and then recreate the damn daniel videos shot for shot

people keep referencing this video, I need to look it up
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after 5 hours in a plane I hate everyone in it all the time anyway
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...

after 5 hours in a plane I hate everyone in it all the time anyway

:/
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Try my best to turn him into my first cult member, or otherwise fuck with him

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I snap his neck, put a hat over his face, and tell the stewardess he's dead tired.

Sing STFU by Pink Guy
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At the very least, that guy is going to have the exact same problem.