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_Matchabuu_
12/03/19 4:06:50 PM
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https://reductress.com/post/i-dont-want-children-because-i-am-perfectly-fulfilled-raising-my-boyfriend/

holy crap I havent laughed this hard in a very long time. so good

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Irony
12/03/19 4:07:45 PM
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What's the issue

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Romulox28
12/03/19 4:10:38 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
Historically, women have been valued for their ability to produce and raise children. This sexist, gender-normative precedent


noped out right there

you are dumb as hell
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_Matchabuu_
12/03/19 4:12:51 PM
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I mean its quite obviously satire

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darkphoenix181
12/03/19 4:14:43 PM
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Doggo mom
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MacadamianNut3
12/03/19 4:15:13 PM
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Figured it was satire the instant I saw the article picture

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MrNintendo1213
12/03/19 4:17:25 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
Romulox28 posted...
DuranOfForcena posted...
Historically, women have been valued for their ability to produce and raise children. This sexist, gender-normative precedent


noped out right there

you are dumb as hell

feel good about yourself? enjoy your moderation


Feel good about yourself? Enjoy your absolutely nothing gained or lost because being modded does nothing.
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Irony
12/03/19 4:18:58 PM
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MrNintendo1213 posted...
Feel good about yourself? Enjoy your absolutely nothing gained or lost because being modded does nothing.
His old gimmick was he'd mark a post and then sit there refreshing the person's profile so he could see the karma loss. He can't do that anymore so he's bitter.

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Laserion
12/03/19 4:19:57 PM
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Besides, whats the benefit of bringing new life into this overpopulated world? I already share the earth with so many living things: for instance, my boyfriend who got some shampoo in his eyes yesterday that I had to help him clean out. That was very scary for him.
Ok, I had to read this far to definitely be sure it was satire.
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Hanky_Bannister
12/03/19 4:20:49 PM
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_Matchabuu_ posted...
I mean its quite obviously satire

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_Matchabuu_
12/04/19 11:38:26 PM
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Lol

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konokonohamaru
12/04/19 11:42:41 PM
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The girl in the pic is cute.
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eggcorn
12/05/19 12:17:12 AM
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DuranOfForcena posted...


feel good about yourself? enjoy your moderation

He's not wrong though.
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Johnny_Nutcase
12/05/19 12:23:28 AM
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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office
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gunplagirl
12/05/19 12:25:26 AM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
Doggo mom


I love the furry character known as Dog Mom. She's so thicc and sweet. <3

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teepan95
12/05/19 1:48:15 AM
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This is amazing
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