Current Events > Woke up, had to poop, couldn't. Had a shower, got dressed... had to poop

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MrMallard 12/02/19 5:17:49 PM #1:	It's a bad one too, I ate a bunch of mild chillis yesterday and they've joined forces in my colon to make this as unpleasant of an experience as they can. It's a real 3/10 shit, absolute mess. I tried to get rid of it before my shower, but it stayed lodged up there. Then when I'm finally clean and dressed and feel good about myself, it sends a cold sweat throughout my body and makes me abandon the rest of my morning routine to dispose of its sloppy, spicy mass. --- And I am done with my graceless heart, so tonight I'm gonna cut it out and then restart Now Playing: Yakuza 5, Final Fantasy X-2, Minecraft <cite>MrMallard posted [p:931012529] in Woke up, h... [t:78220706]...</cite> <quote>It's a bad one too, I ate a bunch of mild chillis yesterday and they've joined forces in my colon to make this as unpleasant of an experience as they can. It's a real 3/10 shit, absolute mess. I tried to get rid of it before my shower, but it stayed lodged up there. Then when I'm finally clean and dressed and feel good about myself, it sends a cold sweat throughout my body and makes me abandon the rest of my morning routine to dispose of its sloppy, spicy mass.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FightingJester 12/02/19 5:18:31 PM #2:	have a dude rail you. <cite>FightingJester posted [p:931012562] in Woke up, h... [t:78220706]...</cite> <quote>have a dude rail you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMallard 12/02/19 5:21:56 PM #3:	FightingJester posted... have a dude rail you. I've gotta be at TAFE in under 10 minutes, where will I find the time? --- And I am done with my graceless heart, so tonight I'm gonna cut it out and then restart Now Playing: Yakuza 5, Final Fantasy X-2, Minecraft <cite>MrMallard posted [p:931012711] in Woke up, h... [t:78220706]...</cite> <quote>FightingJester posted...</cite> <quote>have a dude rail you.</quote> I've gotta be at TAFE in under 10 minutes, where will I find the time?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 12/02/19 5:23:18 PM #4:	Railingexpress app --- Name checks out <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:931012779] in Woke up, h... [t:78220706]...</cite> <quote>Railingexpress app </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMallard 12/02/19 7:28:19 PM #5:	I've been in class for 2 hours. Just had to step out and poop again. Christ. --- And I am done with my graceless heart, so tonight I'm gonna cut it out and then restart Now Playing: Yakuza 5, Final Fantasy X-2, Minecraft <cite>MrMallard posted [p:931018159] in Woke up, h... [t:78220706]...</cite> <quote>I've been in class for 2 hours. Just had to step out and poop again. Christ.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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