Poll of the Day > Can you carve a turkey?

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Noop_Noop 11/28/19 6:41:37 PM #1:	On a scale from one to blue I would have no idea where to begin I have some idea, but would probably mangle it I can do it, but it ain't pretty I can do it, but it takes forever I can do it I can do it quickly I can do it quickly and my cuts are always good I could proudly present my turkey to the Queen and she would be pleased I am a goddamn master and I can carve a turkey like martha stewart or some shit On a scale from one to blue - Results (6 votes) I would have no idea where to begin 16.67% (1 vote) 1 I have some idea, but would probably mangle it 16.67% (1 vote) 1 I can do it, but it ain't pretty 16.67% (1 vote) 1 I can do it, but it takes forever 16.67% (1 vote) 1 I can do it 16.67% (1 vote) 1 I can do it quickly 0% (0 votes) 0 I can do it quickly and my cuts are always good 0% (0 votes) 0 I could proudly present my turkey to the Queen and she would be pleased 0% (0 votes) 0 I am a goddamn master and I can carve a turkey like martha stewart or some shit 16.67% (1 vote) 1 I'd say i hit about a 5 (can do it) this year. --- I am your shepherd cloaked in obscenity. Heed these sickening words: I worship only what you bleed. <cite>Noop_Noop posted [p:930840647] in Can you ca... [t:78208535]...</cite> <quote> On a scale from one to blue I would have no idea where to begin I have some idea, but would probably mangle it I can do it, but it ain't pretty I can do it, but it takes forever I can do it I can do it quickly I can do it quickly and my cuts are always good I could proudly present my turkey to the Queen and she would be pleased I am a goddamn master and I can carve a turkey like martha stewart or some shit Vote View Results On a scale from one to blue - Results (6 votes) I would have no idea where to begin 16.67% (1 vote) 1 I have some idea, but would probably mangle it 16.67% (1 vote) 1 I can do it, but it ain't pretty 16.67% (1 vote) 1 I can do it, but it takes forever 16.67% (1 vote) 1 I can do it 16.67% (1 vote) 1 I can do it quickly 0% (0 votes) 0 I can do it quickly and my cuts are always good 0% (0 votes) 0 I could proudly present my turkey to the Queen and she would be pleased 0% (0 votes) 0 I am a goddamn master and I can carve a turkey like martha stewart or some shit 16.67% (1 vote) 1 Show Voting Form I'd say i hit about a 5 (can do it) this year.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMelodramatic 11/28/19 6:44:50 PM #2:	Isnt it just cutting it up to seve? Im sure I could manage. <cite>MrMelodramatic posted [p:930840777] in Can you ca... [t:78208535]...</cite> <quote>Isnt it just cutting it up to seve? Im sure I could manage.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noop_Noop 11/28/19 6:50:49 PM #3:	MrMelodramatic posted... Isnt it just cutting it up to seve? Im sure I could manage. i encourage you to try sometime if you think "just cutting it up" is all it takes to properly carve a turkey. --- I am your shepherd cloaked in obscenity. Heed these sickening words: I worship only what you bleed. <cite>Noop_Noop posted [p:930840977] in Can you ca... [t:78208535]...</cite> <quote>MrMelodramatic posted...</cite> <quote>Isnt it just cutting it up to seve? Im sure I could manage.</quote> i encourage you to try sometime if you think "just cutting it up" is all it takes to properly carve a turkey.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darcandkharg31 11/28/19 6:57:14 PM #4:	Who carves a turkey? Just cut that sucker into pieces and hand it out. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. <cite>darcandkharg31 posted [p:930841257] in Can you ca... [t:78208535]...</cite> <quote>Who carves a turkey? Just cut that sucker into pieces and hand it out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 11/28/19 7:34:42 PM #5:	https://i.imgur.com/6diXJKZ.mp4 --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/YvP6isz <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:930842619] in Can you ca... [t:78208535]...</cite> <quote>https://i.imgur.com/6diXJKZ.mp4</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noop_Noop 11/28/19 10:57:16 PM #6:	darcandkharg31 posted... Who carves a turkey? Just cut that sucker into pieces and hand it out. and waste like all the meat and have shitty cuts like some sort of savage? --- I am your shepherd cloaked in obscenity. Heed these sickening words: I worship only what you bleed. <cite>Noop_Noop posted [p:930850060] in Can you ca... [t:78208535]...</cite> <quote>darcandkharg31 posted...</cite> <quote>Who carves a turkey? Just cut that sucker into pieces and hand it out.</quote> and waste like all the meat and have shitty cuts like some sort of savage?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BUMPED2002 11/29/19 9:30:34 AM #7:	Yes, I can but it took me a while to get good at it. --- SpankageBros <cite>BUMPED2002 posted [p:930863218] in Can you ca... [t:78208535]...</cite> <quote>Yes, I can but it took me a while to get good at it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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