Current Events > its sad that our kids will never get the experience of finding porn in the woods

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it was like real life skyrim
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Ewww

Edit: anyways instead they will find a body doll or sexbot

They'll get better porn these days
There's just something unwholesome about kids jerking it to porn that is older than they are

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your children will be jerking it with a VR headset and a phone case adapted fleshlight

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Parappa09 posted...

your children will be jerking it with a VR headset and a phone case adapted fleshlight

cant wait to hear "hey dad, can i borrow your Apple Credit Card, this camgirl says she wont put the jackhammer dildo into her butthole without at least 10 more cryptocoins"
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eston posted...

They'll get better porn these days
There's just something unwholesome about kids jerking it to porn that is older than they are

It's not the same. It's also about the discovery. A great portion of the euphoria comes from discovering something you weren't even searching for. Like finding 20 bucks in your pants while doing laundry.

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I found some porn in the woods with a friend of mine.

It was nasty and mostly singles ad for some reason.
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yea i definitely want my kids touching something that has a greater than zero chance of being covered in someone else's man goo

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fucking zoomers will never know the agony and ecstacy of being stabbed to death by a drifter after finding a sticky penthouse in a tree stump, and our world is the worse for it

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I always checked the hollow log out behind the school playground. You had to hike a few hundred yards out towards a clearing where the log was at, but we found porn in it twice. A couple of Hustler mags once and a Jenny McCarthy Playboy a different time.
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Last night I visited my parents and my dad and I watched a few movies (Wet Hot Asses 14 and Terminator Genisys). My dad and I have been enjoying adult films for a while now and it's always fun to watch a new one when we are hanging out.

I was telling my friends a funny story about a comment my dad made while watching Wet Hot Asses 14 and they got weird on me, saying that watching porn with your dad isn't normal.

It's not like my dad and I are jerking each other off or anything gross like that. We just like to get together and watch a few hardcore pornography films. IMO it's no different than going to a strip club.

Do you watch porn with your dad? Do you think it's weird?

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SailorGoon posted...

It's not the same. It's also about the discovery. A great portion of the euphoria comes from discovering something you weren't even searching for. Like finding 20 bucks in your pants while doing laundry.

One time in 8th grade I found a deck of nudie playing cards on the ground, so I definitely get what you're saying

But it still wasn't as epic as when we got the internet and I could find anything I wanted

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mario2000 posted...

yea i definitely want my kids touching something that has a greater than zero chance of being covered in someone else's man goo

look at the helicopter parent, i bet you're going to make your kid wear a helmet to school too
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Anyone ever find tapes? I once found one in the bush we had right in front of our house (it was a few years after we moved in and I have no idea who put it there or how long it had been there) that had a busty blonde giving a guy a lap dance.
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I was never really exposed to porn as a kid beyond trying to watch the scrambled bits and pieces on cable. >_>

But yeah as a whole I think kids are missing out on similar things though. Like how easily accessible (non-porn) movies are. Used to have to really hunt for stuff and sometimes go to multiple rental places and it made it all seem like a bigger deal, lol. Also I think overall parents are more lax these days and kids can watch whatever they want within reason. There was something special about sneaking around and watching an R rated movie behind your parents' back. >_>
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Dammit this reminds me that I found porn in the bushes once and was stupid enough to take it with me for one night

Forever unclean

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