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YoshitoKikuchi
11/24/19 11:39:12 AM
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Did he blow a hole in the roof?
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Garioshi
11/24/19 11:41:15 AM
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He's the reason there was a hole in the ozone layer

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YoshitoKikuchi
11/24/19 11:56:45 AM
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Garioshi posted...
He's the reason there was a hole in the ozone layer



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Spellz2113
11/24/19 12:07:42 PM
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They dont call it the Big Bang for no reason

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sauceje
11/24/19 12:17:46 PM
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To shreds, you say?

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Tropicalwood
11/24/19 12:21:15 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_aMss1p8EQ
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Tired-Insomniac
11/24/19 12:23:07 PM
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https://youtu.be/p1dzglJEqac
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YoshitoKikuchi
11/24/19 12:31:31 PM
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Tropicalwood posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_aMss1p8EQ



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Sada_Pop
11/24/19 12:48:30 PM
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What about before that, like way before?

Baby sneeze, baby fart, baby cough, etc. That's alot of property damage.
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teepan95
11/24/19 1:13:00 PM
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Go read Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
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Foppe
11/24/19 1:31:16 PM
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I remember an old comic.
It had a parody of Justice League, with enough small chances to not get a C&D from DC but it was clearly Justice League.
Anyway, the main character was a prostitute that happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. She somehow defeated the big bad, and the suits decided that she would join the Justice League because it would be good publicity.
She somehow ended up alone with the Superman copy, and it somehow ended with her giving him some oral.
Just as he is about to come, he pushes her away and we see a hole in the wall/roof behind her. And then we learn that it hit the wing of a plane that starts to fall, so Superclone flies away saving it.
...and he forgot to pull up his pants...

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HBOSS
11/24/19 1:33:18 PM
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clark gonna be a father in arrowverse
Spoilers
https://youtu.be/LHE3_HS6jX0

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EvenSpoonier
11/24/19 2:09:12 PM
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So, um, have you ever seen Legend of the Overfiend?

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YoshitoKikuchi
11/24/19 6:51:29 PM
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EvenSpoonier posted...
So, um, have you ever seen Legend of the Overfiend?


Nope
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YoshitoKikuchi
11/24/19 10:38:26 PM
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teepan95 posted...
Go read Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex


Oh!
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YoshitoKikuchi
11/25/19 5:47:32 PM
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Who did Clark lose his virginity to?
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Foppe
11/26/19 1:06:19 AM
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YoshitoKikuchi posted...
Who did Clark lose his virginity to?


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teepan95
11/26/19 1:42:18 AM
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Remember when Spider-Man's girlfriend (I think MJ but I'm not sure) died cause his semen was radioactive?
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YoshitoKikuchi
11/26/19 9:27:44 PM
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teepan95 posted...
Remember when Spider-Man's girlfriend (I think MJ but I'm not sure) died cause his semen was radioactive?



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Foppe
11/27/19 2:54:06 AM
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Yeah, Marvel tried to ride the popularity wave of The Dark Knight Returns.

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DrizztLink
11/27/19 3:04:51 AM
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HBOSS posted...
clark gonna be a father in arrowverse
Spoilers
https://youtu.be/LHE3_HS6jX0
Why does Clark look so fake in that first scene?

Like I'm getting "Tarkin in Rogue One" levels of Uncanny Valley.

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